Maggienolia

I'm glad y'all were all with me to witness this. I'm not sure I'd believe I actually saw what I just saw with this twit! What. A. Nightmare. Until next week!!

Oh my GOD!!!! She's only apologizing so that he will apologize to her. Notice the repetition of "but I'm apologizing...." Why another ultimatum? I thought she'd already been given an ultimatum???

Sweet Jesus, I can't take another confrontation. I'm gett-in strethed and flustrated.

He said something like that but not in the "you should jump off a building" kind of directed-at-her way she related it to Lola.

What college did she go to??? Wait. What did Freddy say??? He's not used to that kind of intelligement? That's not a word.

OH MY GOD! Hang up on her Dr. Now!! Bless him, he's trying to talk sense and she's just not able to grasp anything.

And did anyone get shades of Whitney Way Thore when she talked about not quitting because she's not a quitter. Then went and shoved a bunch of carbs in her mouth. Because she's not a quitter. She's not giving up on her sugar and her grease. No sir. No way.

Now, now... don't go gettin' all flustrated!

But Dr. Now!!! She had a little bit of turkey burger with all that bbq sauce.

bbq sauce - cuz there's no sugar in bbq sauce.

But she added crab meat and shrimp!!! Probably fraaahhhhd so that makes it Extra Healthy. She doesn't even know enough to realize that what she said makes no sense and has nothing to do with anything that Dr. Now told her to do in the beginning. You've traded one protein for another. While eating carbs on carbs at every meal. And that coy little giggle like "not anytime I wanted" like that's funny. When your husband is trying to find someone who makes a coffin big enough to fit your grease and sugar filled ass, it may not seem so funny.

OHMYGODINHEAVENIKNOWRIGHT?!?!?!?!?! And did you catch her "flustration" that only sugar would help alleviate?

Can someone PLEASE explain to this woman what a CARB is??? Cuz she clearly does not know.

I need captions. She doesn't even have the energy to enunciate. Until she starts yelling at Freddy about the BLACK FRIGERATOR. Oh. Dear. God... so THAT'S the bleach y'all were talking about.

I keep seeing Schnee instead of SchEnee. Schnee is German for snow. She's one special little snowflake!

Now - I want to know what John Goodman did to drop weight. He looks really good! He had gotten scary heavy - glad to him looking better! She's "making SOME attempts" ... ohhhhh lord!!

Annnnnnnd no shoes. What the actual F..... ETA: I think Dr. Now maybe should have clarified too - no carbs, and that means NO SUGAR. None.

Please leave the poor goats out of this sh*t show. ;)

Is Dr. Now going to know which one of those women is his patient? I'm guessing momma isn't far behind daughter in pounds.

And once again, this is why I don't drink while reading this forum. My laptop would NOT survive the spit-takes!! bwaaahaaaaahaaaaa.... I love y'all. All of y'all. oh lordy!

What happened to the other false eyelash?? Or is the one eyelash look something trending that I'm just to old to know about? Confused!!! Sooooo confused!!!

Hmm... how about 731

At least the WHOLE box of food delivery wasn't hers alone. That's what I thought at first, when momma set the box down on the bed. Like, DAMN all that food is for YOU?!?!?! Sweet baby Jesus on a cracker!

"If I could change, I would" - uh-huh. She's up for a rude awakening when Dr. Now lays out how this surgery isn't a magic bullet and she's going to have to change first and then MAYBE she'll get the surgery. I'm not sure I'm going to make it through the whole 2 hours debacle.

Heads-up! Nervous breakdown coming once she gets wind of Dr. Now's diet. This ain't gone be prittee y'all. Flustrating. God deliver me.