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I cannot watch with any interest if Sandoval stays. He makes my skin crawl. And Gabby has such a baby voice, it alternately fascinates me and irks me. It's strange to me that she was on the Bachelor as I don't find her that cute... oh well. Boston Rob is from two towns over from me. I have always been a fan. I love seeing him in his Zaddy era. I will miss him, but he played too aggressively. Carolyn's faces are just incredible. She cracks me up. There is a illustrator on IG that did a montage of her faces recently...

This final segment of the reunion was a bore. It could have been done in two segments, no need for three. As distracting as Heathers over filled cheek bones and chin are, I was just as distracted by the plumpness of Bronwyn's cheeks. I will never understand the face tune ups they do right before these reunions. Britani is an idiot. What else is there to say? You can't spin your lousy parenting on Bronwyn nor will you ever talk anyone into thinking your a valuable human being. She is more worried about chasing Osmond dick than anything. She has brought tremendous embarrassment to herself yet is too stupid to see it Baby Voice Whitney will always bug me. She broke up a marriage so it's hard for me to get behind her ever. Her businesses are scams. Her voice is fake. If I could recast, I would lose Heather, Whit, and Britani, and down grade Lisa to friend of just to fuck with her.

Reba was cruel. Did I catch some not so subtle racism? Telling Kyle she’s pretty but nothing like that to Garcelle, then beyond rude in receiving the scarf. I wanted to snatch it back thru my television. If she’s so smart and upper crust why is she sponging off her daughter? Who was the creepy male friend? Is Sutton supporting him too? I must admit I did chuckle at the preview with Reba telling Garcelle that her relationship with Sutton was none of her business. We all know Garcelle acts as a provocateur in these situations & it’s high time someone tell her to back off. Love her, but the poking & bluntness could be a bit more measured. Reba is going to eat her up for lunch. Imagine being a sick narcissist coupled with a mental health degree? She’s a dangerous woman if you ask me, & I can’t imagine her treating patients. *shuddering* Kyle and Mo made me sad. I’m such a sucker! I can’t stand her or her new stupid face with caterpillar brows and ridiculous platypus lips. But damn if I didn’t tear up at her (performance) 😉 Kathy's house is beautiful. Her staff are top notch. I had the feeling she got them that way by being a royal bitch as she set up her expectations. It’s hard for me to imagine James Kennedy getting shitted at her recent Christmas party which in turn upended his life. Sorry off topic, but I couldn’t help when seeing the house of thinking of him. Dorit better buckle up. It’s gonna be a wild ride and both have not much of a pot to piss in. Instead they are pissing on each other with no regard their kids will see all of this one day. Get thee to a lawyer Dorit. Pronto.

How incredibly awkward was Rebecca asking if she should just leave or be de-mic’d and all the women could have cared less she was exiting? After having to witness the stringy wet look hair and a stream of sarcastic excuses coming out of her mouth for three minutes? Nope babe; exit stage left forever! While she isn’t my worst new housewife ever, she’s in my top ten. That helicopter footage of her admitting this is all for brand recognition and how much her business had lost during COVID was quite revealing eh? Oh & the elitist “all successful people live in a few places.” Byeeee 👋🏼

Could JT be more of an unlikeable ****? Coddled by his mama, incapable of being NORMAL for two minutes, always having to incite? I agree with you all, Venita was just a story line. And she knew it... no reason to waste your Branzino on him girl. His desperate painting of him hanging with the bro's was just so cringe. Can we get more Venita playing host (just not to JT)? I'd love to watch more of her cutting herbs, setting out flowers, telling us the rules! Can we get less of muppet mouth Austen demanding a friendship that only counts if its on his terms? Can we get the butler a dumbwaiter? Come on Miss Pat, treating people like that is not a good look. (although when I saw all the stairs on the new Below Deck Down Under I realized it could be worse for service staff).

Don’t let the door hitcha where the good lord split ya Becky. (See below) I don’t agree with all her rules for not discussing her cult or her part in pregnancy who da baby daddygate. I will miss her subtle squinty eyed take downs of Brynn. But who knows…although this entire iteration should be scrapped, I’m thinking Brynn at the very least will be “paused.” The entire group gels poorly. The influencer focus of it all with all the photos and clothes is so uninteresting. The only person I’m interested in is Jenna, who’s been relegated to pube talk. Again Mr Cohen…stick a fork in it. None of this is working. Sexual assault, abortion etc could have been handled in a way of support love and care while still showing a group of friends that travel and laugh. Instead we get uptight harpies screaming about pigeons. Over it.

I can't for a moment fathom why anyone would shoot a fog machine at a bunch of dogs. It was cruel. The women freaking out were idiotic. I wanted that 1 month old Pomski! So cute! Karen was seeking attention with her vomiting. And why adopt two dogs when you know your ass is likely about to catch a bid in prison? For Old Ray to have to take care of? Not fair. That hair did not flatter Stacey as much as her long dark hair, but she is such a beautiful woman she never can look bad. I'm glad AJ let her know his thoughts on the TJ situation....which apparently is about to be over (or should be) once we hear what Happy Eddy has to say. The dresses on the women at the event were mostly awful. I can't fathom why Jassi wore a breast plate. It looks awful an any women wearing it (Cue Sai on RHONY with her breast plate and turban talking head). Jassi is incredibly boring and its pretty evident why she only ranked 'friend of." The dress Gizelle bought to piss off Stacey was pretty on the store mannequin, but hideous on Gizzy. It made her look dumpy, and was way too young for her. The back shots of Karen were not flattering at all, she may have lost weight, but backless or low cut in the back dresses are not her friend. I was cracking up when Ashley started singing in her kitchen her stupid thriving and surviving song...and her family made no bones about their thoughts on her singing abilities with their facial reactions! You know they have had it with her thinking she has any modicum of talent! And lord have mercy, Sheilas' mustache is about as full as Uncle Lumps. I paused and scared myself! Sheila's just out here growing a full on stash! Is she gonna be in the next drag king event?

Dear God, Potomac editors. None of us wants to see Mia's pock marked face and massive lips and feigned innocence. She is never winning any awards for mommy hood. G came off in his scene as measured and mature. I feel so bad for him in many ways, but his insistence on staying with this hooker has me giving him side eye as well. Speaking of the G scene, old Ray absolutely threw shade at his own wife in his remarks about blue or grey eyes. Fortunately, Rayven has Rays entire face (the bug eyes in particular) so there is no doubt. But clearly old Ray is aware of Karen's antics going back many years. Ms. Dui is living in her exposure era! Stacey is an idiot. Protecting herself with alimony in writing but not her daughter? The sheer ego in that decision surprises me. That said, I am starting to think she is not very bright. What sane person would be with a poser like TJ? His motives are beyond obvious. And outside of nice arms, he is not all that! I could care less if Karen is on Ozempic. Half the nation is.

What a trite tiresome episode. Boz plans a spectacular spa day and along comes Kyle in full victim mode spazzing out, screaming, and running off. I guess I never knew she was a producer until now, and I was looking for her name in the credits. If that is the case, the "Kyle special privilege" of it all makes sense. She is never called out on her shit until now and is absolutely flabbergasted anyone has the balls to do it. I wanted Dorit to let her run off crying, because we all know Kyle is incapable of imagining what she did was wrong and that she is in anyway culpable. I cannot STAND her face, her voice, or anything about her. She brings out the bitch in me big time. I did yoga and lifted a few weights to avoid the Porscha getting a Porche scene. Oh wow, more gifts thrown at kids that have done nothing to deserve them. Yay? I thought both Erika and Dorit looked spectacular without makeup. Erika has a ruddy complexion like me (or rosacea) but otherwise she looked amazing. I thoroughly enjoy women stripping down and letting us see their real faces. I love all the makeup and hair too, but it's great to see the secureness of self to do that (ahem... Lisa Barlow take note). Can we tie up Text Gate? Kyle's assumption everyone would buy into her nefarious ways hit a wall. She can't handle being held accountable. The end.

Girl you just talked about my style! I literally buy everything from Ralph Lauren or JCrew. BUT! After the season for the most part, and thereby at a bargain. This season I am rocking a camel suede and sherpa RL coat which was $499 and I got for $149 last July! Otherwise I am in my $24.99 sherpa JCrew off white jacket (originally $299!) I love tailored clothes that last for years and years. Bronwyn would look fantastic in RL's beautiful clothing. Alas, color is her thing (much like the interior of Boz's house lol) and we are apparently just going to have to deal with it! Here is my question for Season 2 Bronny. Will the teeth be new? Will Todd soften his approach? Will the poop be scooped? :)

Man, do I hate when I look at a woman with a critical eye and start to tear apart their looks. I find myself doing that with both Ubah and Erin and as much as I try to stop, I continue to do it. As everyone has stated above Ubah’s body is really not all that, I saw rolls in her stomach area and her upper thigh area is on the larger side. She has beady little eyes and chipmunk cheeks, but more than anything, her behaviors and personality make her absolutely awful. And as much as Erin (whose face I find quite mannish and she looks exactly like her dad without makeup…not a compliment) drives me crazy, of course it was insensitive of Ubah to bring up people dying of cancer when Erin is struggling with not just one, but both parents being ill. Even if Ubah only knew about the mother that’s more than enough to be sensitive and shut up. Her behavior on the beach was awful, have some common sense and realize that Raquel has fond memories of that beach and it is a local beach with local Puerto Ricans. I recently took my dogs for a walk and there was a dead duck at this beautiful pond. Did that mean that the entire pond was horrible and disgusting? No, it did not, it just meant that this unfortunate duck had met it’s demise. I’ve had enough of Jenna‘s pubic hair discussion, it frankly surprises me that she has really long pubic hair because she seems like she would keep all of that maintained, but regardless, I don’t need to see hair swatches coming out of peoples, bathing suits, etc. these ladies really think they are far funnier than they in fact are. Just stick a fork in this franchise because it is the opposite of enjoyable, and it took me four attempts to get through this one episode.

“Meredith was basically benzo’ed out all season” (fixed that for ya!)

This was such an obvious production influenced burn session. I knew the minute that Heather launched into her very rehearsed speech that we were in for some producer laden shenanigans. How convenient that each of them were able to find a little snippet to read and each one had a different lady. Bronwyn’s was really bad and she took it fairly well. Of course Lisa lost her shit, because no one‘s allowed to say anything about Lisa or her precious family and I am so over it. While I don’t look at John Barlow and think of him as a swinging swinger at all lol, why is it fair to go so low about the others? Why then swing the anvil at Shawn? That was despicable. And how exactly was this supposed to go really? These ladies are going after each other in a guttural way, and of course someone’s going to runoff all offended. The ongoing Alibaba nonsense…. when we have all seen Whitney‘s jewelry line be in complete alignment with the products Alibaba has including the exact same photos is so stupid. It’s also funny that Heather said something rude about Whit’s skin care. Whitney is not a businesswoman, she needs to stay in her lane as a trophy wife. Between her insistence of being taken serious as a business owner of dime store jewels and pyramid scheme skin care lines….coupled with her baby voice, I truly can’t stand her. Bronwyn’s over the top fashions are just perplexing to me, that massive feathered coat and parrot necklace and earrings might be a look for some, but certainly did not look good on her. She is the epitome of the clothes wearing her. As Dwight would say… How dreadful! The taste level is just not tasting. Will we ever see her in a neutral taupe or grey? Inquiring minds! It’s funny that Monica continues to be brought up. They might as well just bring her back because the trauma that she apparently inflicted on this group burned deep and they can’t keep her name out of their mouth. Monica just showed up on the last episode of House of Villains, she looked great and I for one would be fine with her coming back. At least she was authentic in her inauthenticity. I was so happy to see that Angie did not betray Mary’s confidence. While that interaction was uncomfortable to watch, I do identify with what with Mary was saying about being abandoned as a child and how that reverberates into all of your relationships later on. You are going to do the rejecting, not vice versa. Not sure if anybody’s reading the blogs, but Robert Junior has gone off the rails recently since he’s been back from rehab, calling the housewives sluts and angrily lashing out at fans questioning his sobriety. Doesn’t appear that his sobriety stuck. My heart goes out to Mary, but if he is still using, she needs to kick him out. There’s such a thing as support, but at this point, it’s veered to enabling.

Princess Quacks a lot can lose me. That text proved she is PK’s ally and confident. She knows full well that she would not want to hear that Dorit had sent those very same words to Mo. It was interesting that she brought up the kissing of the back, so clearly she was salty over that and you do have to wonder if it’s not a bit of tit for tat. Kyles lips continue to bug me, she’s always either mashing them together or sticking them out. Does she not watch her own footage? It’s a heinous look. I really enjoyed Garcelle bringing up the lesbian thing, it’s like Kyle just wants to scratch all of last season, but unfortunately, she did a lot of queer baiting and none of us are forgetting about it. Is she lesbian? Is she not? The salacious introduction of Kesha last week was ridiculous and I truly don’t care whether she prefers men or women, but she can’t expect us to forget her traipsing Morgan around all last season. Kyle now wants to clutch her Pearls over Garcelles statement and also when Sutton brought up MO’s cheating. She can’t wipe the chalk board clean every time she wants to create or recreate a storyline. Kyle seems to think if she looks perplexed and acts confused and denies…. that the rest of us are gonna forget what’s been said in past seasons... No princess quacks a lot, we remember everything! As we can see from next weeks preview, she is going into full victim mode once again, when confronted by people’s perception of that text. Im absolutely over her and would love to see her cut from the show (I know it won’t happen, Andy seems to love her) for ongoing inauthenticity.