Crazydoxielady

Dear God, Potomac editors. None of us wants to see Mia's pock marked face and massive lips and feigned innocence. She is never winning any awards for mommy hood. G came off in his scene as measured and mature. I feel so bad for him in many ways, but his insistence on staying with this hooker has me giving him side eye as well. Speaking of the G scene, old Ray absolutely threw shade at his own wife in his remarks about blue or grey eyes. Fortunately, Rayven has Rays entire face (the bug eyes in particular) so there is no doubt. But clearly old Ray is aware of Karen's antics going back many years. Ms. Dui is living in her exposure era! Stacey is an idiot. Protecting herself with alimony in writing but not her daughter? The sheer ego in that decision surprises me. That said, I am starting to think she is not very bright. What sane person would be with a poser like TJ? His motives are beyond obvious. And outside of nice arms, he is not all that! I could care less if Karen is on Ozempic. Half the nation is.

What a trite tiresome episode. Boz plans a spectacular spa day and along comes Kyle in full victim mode spazzing out, screaming, and running off. I guess I never knew she was a producer until now, and I was looking for her name in the credits. If that is the case, the "Kyle special privilege" of it all makes sense. She is never called out on her shit until now and is absolutely flabbergasted anyone has the balls to do it. I wanted Dorit to let her run off crying, because we all know Kyle is incapable of imagining what she did was wrong and that she is in anyway culpable. I cannot STAND her face, her voice, or anything about her. She brings out the bitch in me big time. I did yoga and lifted a few weights to avoid the Porscha getting a Porche scene. Oh wow, more gifts thrown at kids that have done nothing to deserve them. Yay? I thought both Erika and Dorit looked spectacular without makeup. Erika has a ruddy complexion like me (or rosacea) but otherwise she looked amazing. I thoroughly enjoy women stripping down and letting us see their real faces. I love all the makeup and hair too, but it's great to see the secureness of self to do that (ahem... Lisa Barlow take note). Can we tie up Text Gate? Kyle's assumption everyone would buy into her nefarious ways hit a wall. She can't handle being held accountable. The end.

Girl you just talked about my style! I literally buy everything from Ralph Lauren or JCrew. BUT! After the season for the most part, and thereby at a bargain. This season I am rocking a camel suede and sherpa RL coat which was $499 and I got for $149 last July! Otherwise I am in my $24.99 sherpa JCrew off white jacket (originally $299!) I love tailored clothes that last for years and years. Bronwyn would look fantastic in RL's beautiful clothing. Alas, color is her thing (much like the interior of Boz's house lol) and we are apparently just going to have to deal with it! Here is my question for Season 2 Bronny. Will the teeth be new? Will Todd soften his approach? Will the poop be scooped? :)

Man, do I hate when I look at a woman with a critical eye and start to tear apart their looks. I find myself doing that with both Ubah and Erin and as much as I try to stop, I continue to do it. As everyone has stated above Ubah’s body is really not all that, I saw rolls in her stomach area and her upper thigh area is on the larger side. She has beady little eyes and chipmunk cheeks, but more than anything, her behaviors and personality make her absolutely awful. And as much as Erin (whose face I find quite mannish and she looks exactly like her dad without makeup…not a compliment) drives me crazy, of course it was insensitive of Ubah to bring up people dying of cancer when Erin is struggling with not just one, but both parents being ill. Even if Ubah only knew about the mother that’s more than enough to be sensitive and shut up. Her behavior on the beach was awful, have some common sense and realize that Raquel has fond memories of that beach and it is a local beach with local Puerto Ricans. I recently took my dogs for a walk and there was a dead duck at this beautiful pond. Did that mean that the entire pond was horrible and disgusting? No, it did not, it just meant that this unfortunate duck had met it’s demise. I’ve had enough of Jenna‘s pubic hair discussion, it frankly surprises me that she has really long pubic hair because she seems like she would keep all of that maintained, but regardless, I don’t need to see hair swatches coming out of peoples, bathing suits, etc. these ladies really think they are far funnier than they in fact are. Just stick a fork in this franchise because it is the opposite of enjoyable, and it took me four attempts to get through this one episode.

“Meredith was basically benzo’ed out all season” (fixed that for ya!)

This was such an obvious production influenced burn session. I knew the minute that Heather launched into her very rehearsed speech that we were in for some producer laden shenanigans. How convenient that each of them were able to find a little snippet to read and each one had a different lady. Bronwyn’s was really bad and she took it fairly well. Of course Lisa lost her shit, because no one‘s allowed to say anything about Lisa or her precious family and I am so over it. While I don’t look at John Barlow and think of him as a swinging swinger at all lol, why is it fair to go so low about the others? Why then swing the anvil at Shawn? That was despicable. And how exactly was this supposed to go really? These ladies are going after each other in a guttural way, and of course someone’s going to runoff all offended. The ongoing Alibaba nonsense…. when we have all seen Whitney‘s jewelry line be in complete alignment with the products Alibaba has including the exact same photos is so stupid. It’s also funny that Heather said something rude about Whit’s skin care. Whitney is not a businesswoman, she needs to stay in her lane as a trophy wife. Between her insistence of being taken serious as a business owner of dime store jewels and pyramid scheme skin care lines….coupled with her baby voice, I truly can’t stand her. Bronwyn’s over the top fashions are just perplexing to me, that massive feathered coat and parrot necklace and earrings might be a look for some, but certainly did not look good on her. She is the epitome of the clothes wearing her. As Dwight would say… How dreadful! The taste level is just not tasting. Will we ever see her in a neutral taupe or grey? Inquiring minds! It’s funny that Monica continues to be brought up. They might as well just bring her back because the trauma that she apparently inflicted on this group burned deep and they can’t keep her name out of their mouth. Monica just showed up on the last episode of House of Villains, she looked great and I for one would be fine with her coming back. At least she was authentic in her inauthenticity. I was so happy to see that Angie did not betray Mary’s confidence. While that interaction was uncomfortable to watch, I do identify with what with Mary was saying about being abandoned as a child and how that reverberates into all of your relationships later on. You are going to do the rejecting, not vice versa. Not sure if anybody’s reading the blogs, but Robert Junior has gone off the rails recently since he’s been back from rehab, calling the housewives sluts and angrily lashing out at fans questioning his sobriety. Doesn’t appear that his sobriety stuck. My heart goes out to Mary, but if he is still using, she needs to kick him out. There’s such a thing as support, but at this point, it’s veered to enabling.

Princess Quacks a lot can lose me. That text proved she is PK’s ally and confident. She knows full well that she would not want to hear that Dorit had sent those very same words to Mo. It was interesting that she brought up the kissing of the back, so clearly she was salty over that and you do have to wonder if it’s not a bit of tit for tat. Kyles lips continue to bug me, she’s always either mashing them together or sticking them out. Does she not watch her own footage? It’s a heinous look. I really enjoyed Garcelle bringing up the lesbian thing, it’s like Kyle just wants to scratch all of last season, but unfortunately, she did a lot of queer baiting and none of us are forgetting about it. Is she lesbian? Is she not? The salacious introduction of Kesha last week was ridiculous and I truly don’t care whether she prefers men or women, but she can’t expect us to forget her traipsing Morgan around all last season. Kyle now wants to clutch her Pearls over Garcelles statement and also when Sutton brought up MO’s cheating. She can’t wipe the chalk board clean every time she wants to create or recreate a storyline. Kyle seems to think if she looks perplexed and acts confused and denies…. that the rest of us are gonna forget what’s been said in past seasons... No princess quacks a lot, we remember everything! As we can see from next weeks preview, she is going into full victim mode once again, when confronted by people’s perception of that text. Im absolutely over her and would love to see her cut from the show (I know it won’t happen, Andy seems to love her) for ongoing inauthenticity.

The di*k cake was wrong. It wasn’t bought for that party and should not have been brought at all. Paige was annoyed and I would be too. Particularly knowing Molly sexted Craig. Not a good look Molly, grow up.

Funny you say mid 30’s. Big Daddy Sitch is 42 & Pauli is 44. I agree with all that Angelina is the opposite of entertaining. The yelling, the faces, the sheer negativity is just too much. She’s obviously acting for the cameras for air time. I know a lot of people like Deena but going back to when she started I’ve never understood her appeal. So she is short like Snooki and gets blotto drunk still….shes still woefully unattractive and not one bit funny. Her over use of the word “frig” goes up my ass sideways. In Tucson, Arizona her ongoing schtick that the boys don’t plan right and she should have brought her binder. Honey, sit all the way down and remember you’ll always be fourth string. My husband has visceral reactions to “that ugly girl Deena” and “the one who really messed up her face.” (Angelina and at certain angles Jwow. )

There’s so much that’s hideous about her actions, but the way she doubles down all season saying the truth will come out and that she couldn’t talk about it but alluding to justice will prevail… absolutely reprehensible and repulsive. Had she owned her poor decision and pled guilty I’d have a tiny bit of space for her. Unfortunately she chose to go the other way. Beyond F’d up.

I hear you! Mine was $25! $250 would be better spent in so many other places! But I do love the esthetic. The D & G line of Smeg is quadruple the cost. Insane!

Totally agree. I got so excited when I saw that in her kitchen and I think Sutton also has a few Smeg items in hers. I loved the D&G printed items and the refrigerators are so old school classic and cute. All too expensive for my budget but I love it all and perhaps will at least have the kettle and or toaster one day. The problem is what color? A girl can dream.

Where were Kyle’s diamonds and denim? Just another look at her new guns and boobs on display in a skin tight leather top. Yay? The party looked stupid. A back yard ho down with a mini horse (shout out to LVP) with the poor horse getting out of the back seat of a car? The bucking broncho providing Kyle with another forced possibly sexy scene? So damn desperate. And the entire party looked like extras dressed up in cowboy gear waiting for the housewives to have their scene. Yawn. Jennifer Tilly and the stupid doll can loose me. So attention seeking. I get it, she made money off the movie. What else ya got? Let’s see all those fabulous fashions and homes. Avi in the hammock living his best Ozempic life! Garcelles beach house is #goals. So pretty! And loved Suttons outfit for the move. Boz having her daughter do a slide deck and outlining her objectives for a potential trip? Now that’s a boss teaching her youngin how to be a boss. Love it! I’ve been to Rio and I know that trip was fantastic!

I personally would not show a soul what my husband is working with! That’s for my eyes only but clearly she was proud and given her fourth impending pregnancy the man knows how to work it. 😉 I too would have stayed back with mom over shopping. That was very odd to me. All the kissing around mom who they knew possibly was uncomfortable with the lesbian vibe was odd. Why force that? Jennas straight pubes admission was funny as was Sai’s outing of said pubes coupled with the Jessell hair comparison! Not looking forward to Ubah coming in hot once again next week. She is so tiresome and I truly can’t stand all the yelling and forced drama.

Danni is just so over the top with her pick me nonsense. Is this the fourth dude she’s gone for now? All in viewing distance of the others ? She’s not half as cute as she thinks she is, she’s just easy access. Her palate is off somehow. It’s clear Chase preferred Diana, but after being offered up sex on a platter he decided to have a bite or two. Not surprising. Yeah clearly Gary had a stern talking to. He’s shook. Cloyce & the Irish tasting joke for the win. Daisy was delighted despite the feigned embarrassment. Ronnie and her Ronnetts really stayed out clubbing until daylight? To me that sounds like torture at my tender age, but clearly They had something to prove.