Coffee Girl

I just saw the commercial TLC is promoting for the line up of all their shows and up pops the Brown family, in the commercial Janelle is says, " stand up and own who you are" , I don't know how she managed to say that with a straight face, that is laughable coming from that bunch.

It was 2 hours of bullshit, the only emotions Kody cares about are his own, what a dunce he is, and Meri, with her being in that dark, lonely place, and" he, she, it, whatever", practically twisting her arm to leave messages, lol, send pictures of you eating a banana or else, no one believes that crap. Robyn was choppin' at the bit to tell her side, and how she was alerted to Meri having an affair, all of them need to get off the internet and pay attention to all those kids, Christine with those spiders on her eyes scowled for 2 hours and Janelle looked like a ghost, that woman needs some color, and it's a good thing she didn't have a dress on because she sat there on the sofa with her legs wide open, she looked like a man. I don't care for Mariah at all, she looks and talks just like her mother, carrying that grudge it's very unattractive, get over it girlie.

I don't have my hopes up, all they will do is hum and haw, I noticed Christine on the previews when she sort of laughed when King Kody gave the audience the finger and to me it looks like she is missing a tooth.

Ya, looks like poor ol' Meri is gonna be on the hot seat next week, going to be some serious bang pulling.

Lol, truth be known, he is more like Shaggy from Scooby Doo

They could go the Duggar route and start focusing on the kids with their dating, marriages and careers, cripes they could do a whole show on Kody imitating a baby, sticking out his tongue and making faces....

I don't think Meri and Meriah don't have a good bond anyway, they strike me as being cold and awkward with each other, Meriah has no problem talking to the camera and telling the world about her feelings and what's bugging her, but can be barely civil to her mother. And I agree ^ the family is a mess, the adults would like us to believe they are a tight knit family, when in reality they probably just tolerate each other for the cameras, they are probably thanking god they all have their own houses.

Janelle grates on my nerves too, she wouldn't say crap if her mouth was full of it, and Meri, with her constant throwing Christine under the bus whenever there is an issue going on such as where to put the beach umbrellas or the table set up for the Thanksgiving dinner, why is she so scared of ruffling his feathers, she is always saying " I don't like to get Kody mad", these marriages seem to be very dysfunctional.

I don't know why they just didn't rent a couple of limos and have them drive around the block a couple of times while they all went in and had their breakfast, from what they splashed out for those Thanksgiving feast centerpieces obviously money is no object. Lol, I have to wonder what hotel management thought of that bunch, and Kody skipping from room to room nightly, one room I bet he didn't darken was Meri's.

I don't think Janelle went to the beach, it showed her sitting in a chair in her long sleeved red and black Lycra top and a red checked apron on, I think she was on kitchen duty. I think Kody picks and chooses on what and how he lives, whatever strikes his fancy, he is such a kumquat, "let's have a word of prayer"

Lol, I think Meri should do portraits for them all, 23 of them

It certainly wasn't the Hilton. Robyn says "chill" as often as Monet, I mean Meri, says "like" its every other word with her, and then that constant pulling and tugging on those bangs.

And by the looks of next weeks previews, Meri better get those paint brushes moving because I think she is going to need more pictures.

Kody pretty well acted like a horses's ass that whole vacation, even making a big todo about where to put the beach umbrellas, he's always got to be right, his speeches are embarrassing and the nerve of that hotel to throw a Luau for the family and not even consult King Tut about it. I thought the kids looked like they enjoyed themselves in spite of their father's temper tantrums.

Maybe we will get to see them frolicking on the beach, and they probably wore their jeans.