Ain't that the truth. The other day, I took my 4 year old to the donut drive through and their CC machine was down. I said I didn't have any cash and would have to go to the ATM. Beckett (my son) has now started telling everyone "my mom has no monies. I'm so sad." Strangers, his preschool teachers, the Schwans man. Im like, "can it, kid." Lesson learned to carry more cash.
Or the time we were at the grocery store and he dropped the strawberries and said "you gotta be f*cking kidding me."
Good times.