JellyBean77

Cary bugs with her stupid facial expressions. Kind of reminds me of former RHONY Kristen and her stupid, annoying, wide-eyed "O" faces.

I'm sure there are folks out there who don't do a lot of research and will go to Mark and Cary just because they saw them on TV. I've always understood that the truly skilled and talented plastic surgeons don't have to advertise or, in this case, famewhore themselves out on "reality" TV in order to attract clients and earn a nice living. Word of mouth usually is enough. I would think most folks seeking plastic surgery in Dallas would go to longtime, highly regarded practitioners such as Sam Hamra or Rod Rohrich.

I was only half paying attention, as RHOD has bored me to tears so far, but the impression I got was that Stephanie almost seems like she thinks she is "too cool" for the folks back home in small-town Coweta, OK, now that she's married to a guy with money (or who supposedly has money) and is living in the big city. It was as if she was only gracing them with her presence as part of filming for this show. Her family, esp. her dad, all spoke with Oklahoma accents, but she has adopted some weird sort of yeahhhh-like-wow Valley Girl/teenager accent that doesn't match up with where she's from or how the rest of her family talks.

Stephanie sounds like she must have traded her OK accent for that ditzy, teenage valley girl one.

Agreed. RH of Dallas sucks. Brandi and Stephanie are dumb, skanky and low-class all the way. And most definitely NOT funny! Andy and the Bravo bigwigs need to rethink this franchise or at least ditch the poop twins and find some more interesting characters.

My guess would be Brandi has over-plucked her brows and had too much or improperly administrated Botox. If Botox is done wrong or done too much, you can get the so-called "bat brow" or "Spock brow" effect - sort of an exaggerated, over-arched look.

"I feel like crawling under the covers and eating Velveeta right out of the box!" - Rose Nylund "I'm Catholic. I can't spread a Wise Man on a Ritz cracker." - Sophia Petrillo "You bought pantyhose in 'petite.' Anybody can see you couldn't get those past your knees!" - Rose Nylund "His klingenschpritzer's showing!" - Rose Nylund "You know these peas taste just like fresh? But you can't mix them with the mashed potatoes. They should have a tunnel running from the pea compartment to the mashed potato compartment." - Sal Petrillo "Think about it in your room, Your Highness. I need to use the throne." - Sophia Petrillo

It says Stephanie is 35, Brandi 37, LeeAnne 48, Tiffany 44 (I think I read 46 in another article) and Carey is 39.

Yep. I seem to remember that when the RH of Dallas idea was first mentioned, rumors were flying that Dr. Diane Gibby and her husband, Dr. Rod Rorhich (both plastic surgeons), would be among the cast. Guess they had too much sense to participate in this garbage.I'm in Tulsa, but Dallas is one of my favorite cities and we lived there for a short time when I was a little girl. Still love to go there for the weekend. I was hoping to see the same things you were, maybe getting a glimpse of some fabulous new hotspots, the Dallas Country Club and perhaps a few ritzy Highland Park mansions thrown in there somewhere. Instead, we get generic McMansions outside of town, mimicking and darn near a full hour of potty talk from OC Alexis' dingbat Texas cousins, Jesus Juice and Ms. Poop&Fart.

Stephanie, the "Jesus juice" blonde, hails from Coweta, a small town not too far from Tulsa (where I live). The local paper just ran this article ahead of last night's premiere: http://www.tulsaworld.com/blogs/scene/tv/tvtype-everything-is-bigger---egos-attitudes-and-bank/article_d0464e67-8d6e-5927-92ef-a8c6e59c643c.html

Stephanie, the "Jesus juice" blonde, hails from Coweta, a small town not too far from Tulsa (where I live). The local paper just ran this article ahead of last night's premiere: http://www.tulsaworld.com/blogs/scene/tv/tvtype-everything-is-bigger---egos-attitudes-and-bank/article_d0464e67-8d6e-5927-92ef-a8c6e59c643c.html

Only one show in and I'm already bored with the Dallas housewives. The powers-that-be need to ditch babydoll Brandi and ditzy blonde Stephanie. They're not even fun or entertaining to watch. Surely the casting folks at Bravo could have done better?