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I is for It's Not Too Late, the store where Phoebe rented the maternity wedding dress

Chandler, when Ross was trying to get him to be his wingman. Tartlets. Tartlets. Tartlets. The word has lost all meaning

F is for fried stuff with cheese, lots of it, fat Joey's favorite food if he and Monica had "actually hooked up."

When he picked up the package in Duluth, he said something like "so I'm a minister now." I assume that identity and the alibies were all pre-set for this job.

Okay, here's a real stretch: X is for XXIV, the Roman numeral for 24, the number of the soundstage at Warner Bros. where they filmed Friends and the set of Central Perk was located.

S is for Smelly Cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?

N is for the ninety-seven steps to get from Joey & Chandler's place to Central Perk

Monica to Chandler when they did it for the first time in the alternate reality flashback of The One That Could Have Been. "Just waiting for it to stop bubbling"

D is for the D chord, which Stephanie (Chrissie Hynde) knows, as well as "all of them."

Z is for zodiac, both Christina Pickles (Ross & Monica's mom) and Morgan Fairchild (Chandler's mom) are Aquarius New topic: Anything having to do with or having happened at Central Perk... A is for the athletic guy Phoebe dated who didn't wear underpants

S is for "stupid guy on my phone" that Joey tells to go to hell (Dr. Green, berating pregnant Rachel even after she puts down the phone and leaves).

N is for New Jersey, where Rachel got Emma's bunny cake, which turned out to be a penis cake which bore an uncanny resemblance to Jack Geller's.

K is for Kung Pow Chicken, which Chandler's mother craves after sex. Too much information!

E is for Euphoria Unbound, Nora Bing's latest romance novel

B is for broke the code... Ross knows you don't kiss your friend's mom! Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-lookin' aunt... but not a mom, never a mom!

U is for uncircumcised, which Joey needed to be for his big nude scene audition.

Q is for air quotes, which Joey doesn't understand and can't use correctly

M is for the meat sweats that Joey got after eating an entire Thanksgiving turkey

I was an extra in the audience of the Pawnee Eagleton Unity Concert. Two fun days at a park in Van Nuys listening to music... did you see me?

V is for Vegas where Chandler's father stars in a drag show as Helena Handbasket

From a production standpoint, I don't think we'll have to worry about seeing too much of the triplets next season. Can you imagine how many babies they'd have to have on set to accomplish that? With super strict labor laws for babies and the number of doubles they'd need for getting the right emotions, it'd be a nightmare for the crew. That said, one of my favorite movie scenes of all time is Raising Arizona when HI was trying to pick a quintuplet to kidnap!