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"Warning: she wears a lot of monochromatic looks, so you're going to have to make your own fun with colour-blocking and ombre and the like."<br /><br />As the owner of a fashion design drawing/coloring book meant for children, challenge accepted. (It is called Designer Doodles and it is legit fun.)

(Pauses podcast)<br />(Googles "Kate Middleton coloring book")<br />Damn it, Ariano. Now I want that.

Please count me among the masses of people clamoring for a shirt a lot of parents will read! Also, Dave, the resort my family goes to every year still has--tucked in the back behind $2-per-play modern games--that Simpsons game in their game room. I played it this past September, and it still costs only 25 cents! It's the best.

You say I should learn Aaron's version for myself, but apparently I have the lung capacity of an undersized, asthmatic chipmunk, and Aaron is a force of nature in human form. He is an avalanche caught in a tornado. Amazing.

Whee! The GIF of Mark Silver-Linings-Playbooking is all the motivation I needed to go revisit season 2.

I co-sign ALL of your Maureen Maher observations, ESPECIALLY the Mr. Burns-style finger tenting. And the green screen on Blue's Clues never looked as shitty as Maureen's green screened warehouse.

HEE, I didn't think anybody could have a humorous take on something so serious but that was note-perfect and hilarious. Bonus points for the bananas beard.

I set the DVR because I intended to go to bed (the littles have bad colds, gotta sleep when they do), but when I returned from brushing my teeth, but DVR had tuned to that channel and I watched the entire thing. She is seriously a force a nature! Also she gives me unreasonable expectations about the practicality of inch-long fake eyelashes in a real world setting. ("Maybe on Christmas....")