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@OtterMommy Jo Polniazek is eternal.

Well... It doesn't get any better than a black leather fanny pack, turtleneck with thick figaro chain and belted mom jeans with, IDK, a federal courthouse backdrop? #AimHigh

Hope they paid the audience well or gave away cars... painful between Jerry O'Connell's terrible hosting/questions and Darcey's 3-4 word answers.

I used to get Edward Burns a lot after Saving Private Ryan but lately it's been mostly Dwayne Johnson (maybe because nobody's seen Edward Burns since SPR?)- @JTMacc99 I like to assume they're referring to this vintage version:

What celebrity do people say you look like?

Oh I think we get it now.

Glorietta, a nurse’s assistant and 33-year-old mother of one, has always dreamed of a fairytale relationship and it looks like she may have found that with Alex! Glorietta met Alex through her cousin who was serving time at the same prison. During their 8 months of dating behind bars, the two never spent time with each other without a glass partition between them. With Alex’s release quickly approaching , Glorietta is sure he is the one (despite his checkered past), but Alex has not been completely honest with her… Will Glorietta finally get her happy ending or will Alex’s secret destroy her fairytale ending for good?

Lizzy and Daniel first met for the first time at a drive-through window of a BBQ joint where Daniel was working. They quickly hit it off, but their relationship only lasted one week before Daniel was arrested for possession of narcotics. The two stayed together throughout his sentence, but as Daniel’s fourth year in prison approaches, it also marks the last time he’s seen Lizzy in person. Has time and distance put too big of a strain on this young couple’s relationship, or will they able to overcome the challenges they’re about to face and live happily ever after?

I try to imagine watching this show without these forums, but I can't.

You got em!

Vincent met Amber online when he wrote letters to 10 different inmates, unsure of who would write back. When Amber responded with a letter filled with positive energy, Vincent was immediately drawn to her. Amber is behind bars for drug trafficking and after two years of dating, her and Vincent will meet for the first time at her release. Amber loves Vince, but she’s worried about moving too quickly and believes it will take time for them to truly get to know one another. As a military man, Vince is extremely disciplined and is ready to marry Amber. Can Vincent and Amber get on the same page about what they want or will the test of time, and concerned loved ones, have them parting ways for good?

After two years of dating, serial killer-obsessed Cheryl is eagerly awaiting the release of her lover, Josh, who has been locked up for bank robbery. As happy as these lovers may seem, unsupportive family members are convinced their relationship will never work. And, it doesn’t help that Cheryl’s sister, who is a correctional officer, is sounding the alarm and believes she’s making a mistake that could endanger her and her three children. Despite warnings, Cheryl persists in her pursuit for true love and plans to marry Josh once he’s out. Will these lovebirds make it down the aisle or will their families drive a wedge between them?

Lacey, a mother of four, rekindled her relationship with former high school sweetheart John after years of no contact. Not long after their reunion, John was sent to prison for possession of firearms. Knowing that Lacey was the one, John quickly proposed and plans to start their life together once he’s released. However, Lacey has a secret that she’s been keeping from John that could destroy their relationship forever. With some serious decisions to make about her future, will Lacey be able to come clean to John or will her secrets blow up her relationship for good?

Entrepreneur Andrea met Lamondre through his cousin and began visiting him prison shortly after. Lamondre has been behind bars for 13 years for drug trafficking charges and has told Andrea that she’s going to be his wife when he gets out (without officially popping the question). Andrea has her heart set on marrying Lamondre, but Andrea’s family are all too familiar with his criminal ways that have dominated newspaper headlines for years. Can Lamondre win over Andrea’s outspoken sisters, and can Andrea convince Lamondre change his bad boy ways? With questions being raised and lines being drawn, Andrea must decide if she wants a future with Lamondre and risk pushing her family away forever.

I hate when my mom plans a surprise birthday for herself.

She's pissed that she was sent pics of Uncle Jesse and got Uncle Joey instead.

It's nice and respectful to give a woman space and time if that's what she wants. Darcey wants to be thrown on the piano, and a gentleman would oblige.

Oh Darcey you have no standards. Never change.

James Bond? What. Shut up.

Tom wants to assist Jesse with that towel magic trick. Low key obsessed with J.

Oh Tom your fucking teeth.

Topic.

Mm hmm, machete. Check please.

Leave him and move to Nigeria.