Drogo

You henchmanized me?! Fuck excellent logic, I can believe SS is an evil temptress who brought me to the dark side. Since I'm nothing if not loyal to temptresses... 1 to DL MarkHB (Lisin) 4 to DL raven (SilverStormm, MarkHB, CP, Drogo)

Bae you're literally doing what I just said the bad guys would do. What negative intent do you think I could've had to claim Switcheroo early and tick off half the players in the game? Full disclosure: It's possible I'm bad, too, depending on what the quiet folks did... but you's bad.

Gonna need some votes on this to make it stick; since: the 2 other Dastardlies aren't going to vote for a member of their faction, Mark isn't going to vote for himself, The Mad Scientist doesn't want anyone else but himself captured, and Spruce can't vote for a member of his Family. Realistically if all those other roles are in play, they could all pool votes for me now (save for the MS.)

I'm sorrier than you can know, @MarkHB, but I believe you're the Fredo in this situation. @Machiabelly is the current Evilometer due to switcheroo. 1 to DL MarkHB (Drogo)

So, you're claiming Family Man?

She may not be in play, or she figured out "quiet" is all the rage in here. @The Crazed Spruce & @Machiabelly - what say you?

@aquarian1 and @MarkHB - tell us who was bad and if I swapped them, I'll cast a vote for the person I swapped them with.

On my list, is the baddie before Machia or after Machia?

What'd you do last Night? You seem a little...dastardly.

Hello.

Answer: "Plenty of people" Source: 500 seasons of 90DF

I switcherooinied 2 of these players.

I feel like an old dog trying to learn a new trick.

Ayyy, maties!! Or as Khaleesi used to say when she was a wee one: "HIIII LADIES!!!"

"You're not a two-bit whore." "Thank you babe, I appreciate that."

No, no Futurama... Princess Bride.

We're still clueless. But who cares? At the end of the day we're all gonna be pirates! (The cool Disney kind, not the AK-47-steal-all-your-shit-off-the-Somali-coast kind.)

This is the recommended mindset for all players, old and new. See above.

Tonight on Love After Lockup:

@JTMacc99 you're on fire. This is gonna be good.

Also some other extremely cool powers depending on the particular game/characters. Pro-tip: Read back one of the past games to get a feeling for the flow and how people suss each other out. (*My personal favorite was The Princess Bride game, where for example I had the ability to protect one player each Night and if I/Fezzik rhymed 3x during Day I received a Holocaust cloak and could also protect myself or a second player.)

Dear 10, Hope this turns out better than 1 through 9. Love, Vince

PM received!

That's unnatural?

Oh Matt... so tall, so full of shit. Yes, of course you hunt large game with high powered firearms, we believe you... I also believe you play fake basketball games and get your ass kicked everyday. Have fun exerting your power over tiny women who are obsessed with you for no reason at all. p.s. That bear was so cute and furry; he looked like he wanted me to lay on him. Where does "hugging the shit out of him" rank on the Google list of Things to Do in a Bear Encounter? Autocorrect: "He thinks before responding and takes things slow." And there are some lids that fit multiple pots, whether the pot is tall/thin or short/stocky or some other combination. If the lid likes what the pot is cookin' it'll fit. That said, Iris is beautiful.. and she's a doll. Yeah, she's uptight about sex but I can't look at her using the lens of a grown up so I try to remember how girls acted before sex was on the table, and she's pretty cool by that standard. I wish she would take mom's advice and "dive right in, the water's fine."