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Drogo

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  1. No you're right; he wanted to dance with her and she just wanted to drape herself on him. If her pants weren't so tight she might have peed on his leg to mark out the territory. Tom was obviously very talented and salsa dancing (like any sport) is only fun when you're playing with someone of similar talents. Andre Agassi doesn't have to play tennis with other women because he married Steffi Graf.
  2. He's been carrying a wet blanket around for weeks.
  3. Akinyi was very specific about what to buy for the ceremony, I think he sabotaged Ben. aka "Thanks for the stuff but it doesn't count toward the Bride Price, sucka."
  4. "I'll see you when I see you"..???? HIT HIM WITH THE CAB
  5. Nice of Akinyi's grandma to lend Ben her blouse.
  6. All men know what it's like to be too tired for sex. In prison.
  7. Of course Tim bakes bread shaped like little penises.
  8. Everyone knows when you're buying a woman you have to come to the table with five stacks, min.
  9. What marathon has a goal, idiot? Finish line. Finish line, you dick.
  10. If you're driving a Ferrari, that ring is sad as fuck.
  11. Don't do it, Michael. She's got a sniper rifle and an abandoned tower.
  12. Don't tell him until his hands are off your neck, Rebecca.
  13. Zied looks like he's smuggling a pillow onto the ATVs.
  14. The eyes never lie... Unless they're Rebecca's.
  15. We'll get to see if he has more mommy issues than daddy issues (if he chooses Krystal over Obie II.)
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