Drogo

No doubt Rico Suave hedged his bets and had 3-4 "ColombianCupid loves of his life" waiting in the wings in case Melissa didn't work out. Methinks he calls Lucky Contestant #2 to meet him for Day 3.

Me, watching Angela smuggle a half-chewed snail into Michael's mouth in front of his mother...

Non sibi sed Patriae.

Back to the topic.

Reminder: No personal politics.

It's all champagne wishes and caviar dreams from here out, Mr. Leach. Thanks for showing me celebrities' acre-sized bathrooms before they all joined Instagram and posted pictures themselves.

Discuss Hazel and Tarik here!

It's like those people who buy fake fruit to put in a bowl on their dining room table.

Every area of the United States has its trash, and every area's trash will at some point be featured on reality television.

A personality transplant would help as well.

"I would feel bad riding a horse because I'm so fat" should never be on the list of things men say to women they're hoping to get on top of someday.

I about died when Hazel called Tarik chubby. How about that solar eclipse happening on top of his head? Probably didn't advertise that and the spare tire much. The Americans are all terrible.

This is the thread for last week's episode. If you're discussing this week's episode, use the live chat thread or the new episode thread.

MY MAN.

Quit while you're ahead, Jon. Rachel's very cute (just a few months after a baby no less) and you're an albino Oompa Loompa. Watch she don't beat your ass, shawty.

These two are like, really into each other. And that's good, especially because I'm not sure anyone else wants either.

Wondering if Jeremiah is still carrying a little Cortni-torch from early Season 1. IIRC, he was into her immediately but decided they'd fare better as friends.

Murder, yes- but not spoilers, politics, and/or being mean to each other.

See and I find something about him so irking. Khal Drogo ≠ Jason Momoa. You guys know this thread is supposed to be for chatting during the show, right? ;)

I used to buy the cheapest flights (with tons of layovers) to get from the base in CA to my beloved in NYC. Colgate Wisps are a godsend and you can use them on your way to baggage claim. No excuse for a last first kiss with stale breath. It won't help if you vomit though, Jon. And Darcey... Jesse hates you with the fire of a thousand suns. But I think you're into it.

Gus has remained surprisingly likeable.

1) I can't wait to apply for our K1. 2) I nominate you to announce it.

Michael introduces Angela to his Nigerian mom; tension follows Darcey and Jesse to Connecticut; Rachel meets Jon's skeptical sister; Paul and Karine butt heads; and Tarik has quite the religious experience with Hazel's folks.

My 600 Lb. Life has its own forum. Use it to discuss that show. This forum is for Before the 90 Days.

Now I'm thinking of the single guys I know who order so many Edible Arrangements and Telefloras they installed the apps and have a rewards number. The more you know.