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Hazel's willing to marry Tarik to get her son back, so she's 6 inches from sainthood as far as I'm concerned.

He served 45 days on a 2 year sentence. And actually he didn't even apologize for it until he decided he wanted a pardon a few years ago. Mark Wahlberg's a filthy racist shit and always has been. Jon was a little dude with a lot to prove. He fought a lot. I know a lot of guys who fought a lot in their youth, most of them under 5'9".

It always amazes me how the Americans (Tardis and Ricky for example) are like "I never thought I could get someone so attractive when I'm so (bald/annoying/chubby/fanny-packed)!" If we took Tarpit and Ricky took a car dealership and they found an Aston Martin in their budget of say $700, would either of them think maybe there's a catch or would they both hand over their money and feel like they'd gotten away with something? There's no engine in that car, bruh, and those girls hate the sight of you.

10-12 Frito pies.

Let's watch the tone in here. Everyone's allowed to have an opinion on the show participants.

Actual footage from their shopping trip.. Darcey: Jesse:

Rice is good with everything. Rice-A-Roni even has a cilantro lime variety that would've been delicious with a heavily seasoned steak. But Darcey and Jesse do the minimum required for any possible task.

As a longtime appreciator of Rice-A-Roni (when you're away for a long time, it tastes like America) I do not appreciate the dissing of the Roni here. Herb & Butter, Rice Pilaf, and Stir Fried Rice for the win. LOL @ Darcey and Jesse buying the red-label "Beef" flavored one to go with their steak. Beef Rice-A-Roni is the clear loser of all the flavors, and only on the shelf for those who can't figure out an appropriate side for steak, a protein that can be paired with every side dish under the sun.

She didn't want to cut the steak so much as she wanted to stand over him and criticize while he cut the steak. After she criticized how he stirred the rice and accused him of pushing her. Certainly you don't have a Darcey at home, because I would run out of the house like I was on fire. The fact that Darcey is the kind of person who shouts "I'm leaving!" [because Jesse doesn't have a firm opinion on what kind of potatoes he wants served with his pasta] and acts like she's going to the store without him but instead stews on the porch waiting for him to chase her tells me she's the little bitch in every equation.

Darcey is the kid who picks at a scab for hours then cries when it bleeds.

Not defending Jon- but being in 50-60 fights doesn't make you a terrible person, and certainly doesn't mean you would ever attack your wife/ children/anyone who isn't trying to hit you. I spent 2 nights in the UK in the early aughts and was involved in no less than 3 fights. Bars there do a lot less "cutting people off" than they do stateside.

Or he picked them up when she threw them out of the taxi.

Darcey will never make Jesse as happy as a single-serve carrot cake.

Karine girl look at that nice handsome translator who hasn't lit any of his houses on fire.

West Hollywood.

I see Turtle is doing his best "fat guy in a little coat."

Flock of Seagulls. I'm old.

I'm starting to understand Jesse. If someone cut me off every time I was speaking I would be out of there so fast there'd be a Drogo-shaped cloud of smoke in the room.

She's perfect for Ron, who loves nothing more than going about in pity for himself.

Seriously. If anyone's ever had the pleasure of being around "a spit cup" you know it's not the kind of thing you can forget is there. Kortni is naaasty.

Speculate away!

Nope. And Zak and Tevin's matches will be the only two women who never gave either the time of day.

This completes the 'attacking other posters' portion of the evening. Be civil or be gone.