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FT should have gotten his FA down to the venue and helped set up at 7 in the morning but he refused! Mykelty tried to spin it that she was the one that didn't want him there because he wouldn't know what to do, but I don't buy that for a minute! He's lazy and immature and didn't want to help set up for his magical unicorn day. Just wanted to show up and stuff his maw with community cake.

I've never heard of a kid breaking up with a loser because their mom doesn't like them. Sadly it doesn't work that way. I knew I was in for trouble when my at-the-time 4-year-old announced, "I'm gonna marry a pirate". I had an immediate vision of said pirate sitting at my table in 20 years. Shudder.

I kind of didn't like that either. Even though we all want to kick FT in the balls, I don't think kody hitting him hard, in front of everybody during his wedding ceremony was cool, for some reason. I also thought, maddie's groom gets 'knighted', but mykelty's schlub gets a kick in the ass in front of everyone? It seemed like kody was trying to put FT in his place and tried to embarrass him a little, and I didn't like it. I always think, what if someone treated my son that way? Or daughter. Not that FT doesn't need a good ass-kicking, but time and place. Not so much in front of his friends and parents. During the ceremony.

Yeah, but they act like that about everything they do....like everything is unique only to them...like having a translator is the craziest, most unusual thing EVER, and must be explained to us unenlightened, primitives. GMAFB

If aspyn is smart, she'll read these boards and know what NOT to do! Hi Aspyn!?

Hell, yeah! That's the best part for me! :)

Omg! I think you're right!! Those 2 fuckers PLANNED that jacket show! Holy Moley! Never thought of that, but now I'm CERTAIN! That explains her sour mug when Janelle presented it to her, and her refusal to wear it! It was so cute!!! Sandy, you're genius! :)

I wonder if Mykelty had as much of a say in FT's attire, as he did in her dress and hair. Something tells me he steamrolled right over her. I can hear him saying, "nope! This is what I'm wearing, this is what I've always wanted!"

LMFAO!!!

Oh, the humanity! Equivilant to Elaine Bennis dancing

Overcompensating with the compliments. Deep down she hates FT like the rest of us. Omg! JUST typed SAME THING! Lol man, are we good at calling this, or what? Lol lol

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Totally. He didn't shut up the whole time! Immature jerk. Getting married is serious and kind of a big deal, take it seriously or at least pretend to, you doofus!

Hideous. And they were falling apart immediately. Mykelty said so herself.

The image of them wailing on the piñata in mykelty's effigy as it hung from the ceiling was beyond. Disturbing. I don't care how hard Kody fake-laughs while describing it....it was in horrible taste and grisly. There are so many women beaten and killed by their husbands, that if I saw that at my baby girls' wedding, I think I would find it appalling and unforgivable. It was gross. They are idiots.

I could not get through that wedding sober. If I was a guest at that crap fest, I would have to be very loaded.

At the end of the ceremony, when Paedon welcomes tony to the family, Paedon says, "you're now one of us", Tony start chanting "one of us, one of us", the iconic chant from the closing scene in the classic, creepy movie Freaks. How apropos...

So as the translator translated the ceremony, thank goodness Kody let us all know that the ceremony was being translated. I just could not for the life of me understand what it was I was hearing...someone kept speaking in another language, into a microphone, in front of the bride and groom, at the same time as the officiant. Crazy! If it wasn't for Kody explaining that, I would still be befuddled. Eye roll.

One hour and 5 minutes into the show, Meri FINALLY decides to participate and speak. She brayed something about liking the frisbees. What the hell is she getting payed for? Useless Meri brings as much to the show as she does to her sisterwives.

"I've never been Team Pony Tail", -Meri. As Kody wears a pony tail to their 'date'. Lol I guess he wanted to make sure she wouldn't try to make out with him at the end of the night.

She's just SUCH an ass....keep fighting with people on twitter, Meri, you old fool. Ugh. Can't STAND her horridness.

Hahahahahaha!!!,! thanks.

And they looked like ass. Especially Christine's grubby creations! What the hell was I looking at?

Oh my, YES!! Gosh! Aren't I irresistible? Wanna punch that girl/woman in her snout when she puts that on! YUCK!

Omg, I called it a shitshow before reading 2 other posters call it a shitshow....so, we're in agreement? ME TOO! Seen it 100x. :)