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They are all such fucked up assholes that they are the LAST ones I would turn to for advice on anything. Especially since this show is all about “Gotcha” at the reunions. I would never show those shrews a shred of vulnerability unless I was faking the whole thing for sympathy. Maybe that’s why nobody could pay me enough to let cameras follow me around for months in end. Maybe if I were to ever decide to fake cancer, or try to get my friend drunk so that my son could rape her, or go apeshit at a party and call everyone the ‘c’ word, maybe then I would seek out their advice....

I 100% think she’s the one that pulled the plug on that marriage. Her behavior is that of a person wanting to have a nice, friendly split, so that she can get on with her new relationship. I think when she does cry, it’s from guilt about doing all this to her kids.

And how sweet of Tamra to whip out her camera, take a pic and post it for all the world to ridicule. Bless Tamra, for always being such an amazing friend, the one that you can always count on to show up when you are at your worst, to take a picture, and pass it around. Vickie is a piece of dog shit (thanks Don), and Tamra is the parasite that lives in it.

If I had to stay in a hotel with no air conditioning, I would out-Housewives the worst Housewife! Can NOT tolerate a hot hotel room! It’s one of my weakness that I’m obsessed with cool sleeping accommodations. I think I would lose my mind. I’m surprised that none of the banshees lost it over that, as they lose their minds over much less on the regular. I would lose it epically, and this board would be on fire with ridicule of me :)

I love you, Mu Shu! Always have :) XO

Emily’s wanting to be pregnant. Her heartache at wanting a baby, as she sits surrounded by kids. I. COULD. NOT. CARE. LESS. Please please no more story lines about women crying over wanting to be pregnant! How many times have I seen this boring AF issue on tv? Thousands?? I find that more boring than watching toddlers whining in the back of a giant SUV. Much more compelling would be Emily’s weird marriage with her Polly Pocket Husband Action Figure. That’s a fucked up dynamic right there, about which I’m oddly curious...

Vickie is an ass. She made some colossal mistakes in her life, and instead of being humbled by them, and gaining insight into her miserable character and becoming a better person, she uses her mistakes like a club to beat everyone into submission while bossing them around! She’s weaponized her past and demands that everyone listen to her, and they better do what she says, because now she knows everything, and has earned the right to tell people what to do. Ugh! She’s foul...and stupid.

Agree with all but especially the Gwyneth part. I bet this is her schtick. How to have an awesome divorce. She probably thinks she can turn it into a book or at least a website and get a few followers. At least that would make sense...otherwise, I have nothing. Have no explanation for this chick’s crazy ideas/words. Being from Long Island doesn’t explain it. (I also think she puts that accent on a little, she thickens that shit up, much like what’s-her-face did last year with the exaggerated Armenian accent-even though she was born in America.) also, Kelly’s apt is beyond over-decorated! Can she cram more crap she copies out of magazines into that closet? Yeesh

I also always say I work “in” Long Island...very interesting... never thought about this...

I always say I live “in” Long Island. Have I been saying it wrong all these years? I also hear people say “in”....

I think 100% Gina has a boyfriend.

Emily says to Kelly, who is standing in her living room waiting to talk to Shane, “so, can I leave you two alone?”. Shane, like the bitch he is, whines “why aren’t you asking MEEEE if you can leave us alone????”. Ugh. Can’t stand that little twerp.

I totally saw that! There’s definitely some kind of weird spark there. I think kelly wants to make him her little bitch ;)

Lol. That’s it. Lol

Hey @WALNUTQUEEN, what’s Vickie again? I forgot...

Lolololololol!!!!!! ... omg :)

TOTALLY. If you don’t stand up to your husband because Tamra wants you to, then he’s ‘controlling’. Fuck off, Tamra!

I had a fresh mango/ pineapple tea at the mall and it was insane! Omg, one of the most delicious things I ever had.

Never forget, deep deep down kelly is feral, and when you least expect it, will turn on you too, and try to rip your face off. She’s fun from afar.

Gotta tell ya, I know I’m the minority here, but she won me over when she called Heather a See You Next Tuesday at the sushi restaurant and fake ole Heather clutched her pearls and had a conniption. Then fake-cried in the car ride home home to her bitchy, fame-whore husband. I loved that. I can smell phoniness a mile away, and Heather was such a phony.

Her little speech irritated the hell out of me for many reasons. I agree with with your post. Also add that her stupid speech was said in that annoying voice she puts on when she's trying to sound tearful, and just blechhh. Try as she might, she just can't win me over, ever (and I've been on all of their sides at one time or other). What was she even rambling on about? That Eddie is still sick even though she prays that he gets better? And she doesn't understand that? She sounded like a child. A stupid one, at that.

Kelly probably needs the money a lawsuit would bring. She's having a hard time finding a new wallet that will put up with her crap. The theme of Tamra's life is "garish and cheap".

I really believe that Tamra was pissed off at Shannon for getting a scooter too. You could see the fury flick across her soulless, angry little beady eyes. HA! Stupid Tamra. I wonder if Shannon did that on purpose, passive-aggressively...she took away Tamra's attention prop. Now she needs a new bit...

Omg! I LOVE your new avatar!! Hilarious! Lol

Aren’t they all...