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    Season 4 Discussion

    in 90 Day Fiancé

    · Edited by magemaud

    Jorge, wake up and smell the borscht! Anfisa has told you straight up you will she will NEVER be satisfied and you NEVER be finished buying things for her. You could hire a different attractive and high priced hooker every day for less than she's planning to milk you for! It would be strictly business with no expectation of anything except cash for sex. They will be happy to dominate and humiliate you upon request. Anfisa can't possibly be so good in bed that you're willing to risk bankruptcy to try and keep up with her ever-increasing demands. What is it going to take to get you to send her packing back to Mother Russia? 

    btw, where is his voice-of-reason sister Lourdes in all this? 

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    Social Media & Spoilery Speculation

    in The Couples (Spoilers)

    · Edited by Drogo
    Moved to SM+Spoiler thread.

    30 minutes ago, sleepyjean said:

    According to tlc twitter Matt's parents offered to pay for the wedding if it was local. that explains a lot.

    This makes me shake my head in disbelief. Isn't the obvious compromise that would make EVERYONE happy is for just the two of them (or with Max) to drive to FL, get married on a beach, stay a couple of days, then return for a Touch of Elegance reception paid for by Matt's family? 

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    House Hunters: Buying in the USA

    in House Hunters [V]

    · Edited by magemaud

    If tonight's HH drinking game was to take a shot every time Bethlehem Matt said the word "work" (as in "I don't want to do any work" or "Painting? That's a lot of work" or "Taking care of a pool? That's too much work!") we'd all be s**t-faced by the end of the show. The guy didn't want to do ANYTHING to his "forever home," so I guess his idea was to buy a place, move in, then keep it frozen in time for the next thirty or so years? That unfinished basement was a blank canvas that he could complete over time, even sooner if he was in such a rush to "get away from THIS ONE!" as he rolled his eyes at his wife. Another case of the wishlist and budget (the second most used word in the episode) not being at all realistic. And I thought he acted like a smug, lazy, asshat. 

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    Season 4 Discussion

    in 90 Day Fiancé

    8 minutes ago, greekmom said:

    It's an 18 hour drive to the Florida Keys from KY ( i googled). Then prices start cheap for beach weddings. It's his freaking 4th marriage. Bring a witness and Max along and it could probably be done for under a grand.

    I Googled, too, and found FL doesn't require any witnesses or waiting period. They also wouldn't need to go all the way to the Southernmost part of the state (to the Keys,) there are plenty of beaches along the Panhandle and West Coast. 

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    Season 4 Discussion

    in 90 Day Fiancé

    2 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

    If Alla truly wanted a beach wedding in Mexico how could she travel outside of the US with her green card in the balance?  Maybe she could renew her vows on the beach? 

    I don't recall Alla ever mentioning Mexico, just that she dreamed of a "beach wedding." It was Mery Ann who dashed her hopes because "Matthew's last wedding was in Cancun..." 

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    Season 4 Discussion

    in 90 Day Fiancé

    Since Matt doesn't have any sisters, couldn't it be that this wedding is the FIRST one they've been expected to pay for? Of course they had personal travel and hotel expenses for the the Destination Cancun Wedding, but they probably didn't have to foot the bill for the actual wedding/reception, etc. 

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    Season 4 Discussion

    in 90 Day Fiancé

    · Edited by magemaud

    I'm pretty sure River is younger than Chantel (who is 24) since he said he was so upset he didn't even want to "go to school." I'd even go so far as to say high school since a college student would probably say something about not going to "class." Since her father is actually her step-father, River could be her half brother or step brother (which might explain the unnatural attachment to her.) 

    Damn Azan for dashing Nicole's career dream of being promoted to Head Barista at Bradenton Starbucks! 

    I also call BS on Nicole's mother for suddenly having a "friend" whose daughter is engaged to a guy in Algeria. How conveeeeeenient! They made it sound like Tonya was so nearby, just across the border. I looked at a map and there don't appear to be many places she could live in Algeria besides Algiers and that's at least 700 miles of desert driving by car or a 4 hour plane ride away. Obviously a producer driver "plant". 

    Speaking of Nicole's mother, I couldn't get over how much Nicole looks like her except, of course, her mother's face isn't puffy (but one side of her mouth doesn't move?) 

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    S07.E01: The Day Will Come When You Won't Be

    in S07

    13 hours ago, Artsda said:

    Then I though Carl's arm was a goner.

    I didn't think it would happen. The writers seemed to be making a Biblical Solomon sacrificing Isaac on the altar reference even down to the "Now I know you fear (God)" when it was called off.  

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    Season 4 Discussion

    in 90 Day Fiancé

    I'm pretty sure River is younger than Chantel (who is 24) since he said he was so upset he didn't even want to "go to school." I'd even go so far as to say high school since a college student would probably say something about not going to "class." Since her father is actually her step-father, River could be her half brother or step brother (which might explain the unnatural attachment to her.) 

    Damn Azan for dashing Nicole's career dream of being promoted to Head Barista at Bradenton Starbucks! 

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    Season 4 Discussion

    in 90 Day Fiancé

    Poor Jorge is just FUSStrated!

    Somebody should have told him to look for ring bargains at The Castle!

    Was that jewelry saleswoman the epitome of a Valley Girl or what? 

    Why is Anfisa wearing the same little green nightie for ring shopping that she wore for dress shopping? 

    Poor Alla, she wasn't asking for a destination island wedding, just a beach somewhere at sunset. So drive down to the FL panhandle, get married, spend a couple of nights in a chain motel, then come home and have a party in the tacky "Touch of Elegance" 

    I was kind of surprised by Alla's back tattoos.

    I think someone on the camera crew laced up the back of her wedding dress.

    Asshat Matt really needs a fourth bachelor party? What about a shower for Alla? 

    Chantel has thrown Pedro under the bus again. No bueno, Baby. 

    Nicole has been in Marrakesh for a month and today was the first time she noticed the five times a day call to prayer on the loudspeakers? 

    No Narkiya and Prince Lowo, no loss

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    Season 4 Discussion

    in 90 Day Fiancé

    4 hours ago, lallalla said:

    Okay, I got lost somewhere (probably in only half-watching, somewhat listening and doing 90,000 other things while this is on, I can't not multi-task), but did Prince Wannabe AliNigerianAbabwa actually ever have a child/significant other from Alabama? Was the lie that he used to live there? He's never lived in the states, right? Alabama was/was not a made up trip to Crazy Town by this fool with the s- eating grin? How did Alabama factor in?

    (DUH, of course he never lived in Alabama, I'm guessing he's never been to the states?)

    Thanks for the help and reading this poorly executed excuse for a post!

    Your questions made me curious, so I re-watched their audition tape. He has an ex AND a son, living in Alabama although he had told her his son's mother was dead. Narkiya found the ex online and contacted her and it was the ex who told her that he was currently studying business in Vietnam. http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/90-day-fiance/videos/meet-narkyia-and-lowo/

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    Loren & Alexei: No Strippers Allowed

    in The Couples (Spoilers)

    What couldn't they have just thrown a big "Good old Alexei (remember him?) is Back in Town with his American Wife" party and invite everyone to come without advertising it as a wedding? I agree with others, it's tacky to expect gifts from people that you've totally lost touch with, no excuse for that in this day. During the party, they could have a rabbi bless their marriage and maybe even have a slideshow from the American ceremony if anyone is interested in seeing them under the chuppah, smashing the glass, feeding each other cake, etc. 

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    Season 4 Discussion

    in 90 Day Fiancé

    · Edited by magemaud

    1 hour ago, lallalla said:

    I thought shots of the box with the ring in it showed two rings, a plain looking band and the engagement ring.

    You're right, the box definitely held more than a solitaire engagement ring. I was just surprised she appeared to be wearing both before the wedding, I guess that will fend off the other myriads of other guys who want to steal her away from Azan. He put a ring on it! He went to Jared! (or The Castle's Marrakesh location!) 

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    Season 4 Discussion

    in 90 Day Fiancé

    44 minutes ago, CoachWristletJen said:

    If I'm not mistaken I think she has another job, a full time day job. The assistant cheerleading coaching is just something that she does with her mom.

    I thought she was going to nursing school at a community college, but I don't know about any other source of income other than coaching. 

    Season 4 Discussion

    in 90 Day Fiancé

    55 minutes ago, aamankwah said:

    Some wedding dresses you can get same day.

    There's a David's Bridal 9 miles away from Snellville. I'll bet you can leave the store with something that very day especially since Chantel looks to be a sample size, but remember she's only got 5 days to whip up her dream wedding. I still think if they get married, it will be at the courthouse but maybe a big wedding later since she's got Daddy wrapped around her finger and he'll forgive her for the lies. 

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