This may be my favorite mini topic ever.
1. Shotgun -Leslie Knope. There is no way we're getting lost, theme playlists, thoughtful presents, sugary snacks, and glorious factoids.
2. Joker in the back - Jake Peralta. I'm surprised how much I love Andy Samberg on this show. I love that he's incredibly goofy but also kind and great at his job but not infallible.
3. Getting kicked the hell out - Faith. I can't imagine being stuck in a confined space with her (and surviving). She'd be carving into the back of the seats with some giant knife and messing with Peralta's head. She would be super easy to ditch, just drive off while she's banging some rando in the bathroom at the first rest stop.
4. Destination - The Corn Palace. Leslie would be so sincere (CORN FACTS!), Peralta would appreciate the kitsch, and surely I could get some awesome roasted corn on the cob somewhere around there.