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I'd only regret not telling my dad. Then watching as my normally calm dad stomp the hell out the dirty old creep. Honestly, my mom would've probably had to hide his hunting rifle. Or perhaps she would've gotten it for her own use.

Hey, where did Olivia bake her baked ziti? Did Ned ever explain WTF his "I have a plan" was?

If Franco had brain, then maybe he should've dragged Liz into his Heather plan. Heather's general existence has been about getting Steven Lars' attention. Having Liz offer to forward some letters to him or even just having Liz offer to tell her brother that Heather was being a good person if she is truthful and cooperative about Franco's childhood. Heather may not trust Franco anymore, but Liz is a whole other subject. Meh. All Valentin and Ava would have to claim is that they were conducting some art transaction. Doing a cladestine meeting about witness tampering in public, is kind of bold or incredibly stupid. As for Laura, why not just have someone mention that Laura(and hell, Spencer and Leslie too) had skyped earlier?

I'm all for Charlotte just going off with an escaped Claudette. Who is proven to be her biological mother. And she is gone until she is a useful teen/young adult. Really, the idea of Charlotte isn't a bad one. She really isn't a relation to most of PC as a Cassadine. Just Alexis and her girls and Spencer. I just say that the show goes with Valentin being a bastard and wanting to screw over Laura, the Spencers and perhaps Helena. Now that he likes being able to pawn off his kid for sexcapades with Nina, he is fine with someone giving him free babysitting.

The Internet needs to make this happen!

Meh. Sadly, I'm more glad about the apology for the horrible Luke/Reid ending on ATWT. I just hate Alexis with Julian for a hundred different reasons.

I AGREE!

I would too, but we've had Jason back and he has all of his past memories back. Per the show, Carly, Sam and Sonny. That might be a tad hard to explan away. Unless Helena has invented a brain swapper.

Me? I'm betting that SB will be Jason's twin. And he was Franco's invisible friend. And so is the other kid in Franco's painting. And it would be a better explanation for Franco's obsession with Jason. Franco is still the cousin. But BM's Jason and SB's character will be brothers. Formerly identical twins. Shhhhhh, let's keep any age and height differences to ourselves.

See, the concept is a pretty good idea for a story. Healthcare insurance and military healthcare can be extremely complex and maddening to deal with. So yeah, Amy's sibling could be getting shorted on his therapies. And not everything is covered. It can be a daily and neverending fight. Phone calls, letters and appointments. Hell, now you have to check to see if the hospital, doctors and therapists are all in the insurance plan. My sister went to her urgent care provider. The bill? Crazy. Because the urgent care provider was covered but the doctor wasn't with/under her insurance. So she got stuck with paying for the doctor bill. How insane is that? Hospital, items used and procedures were covered, but the hospital's employee/contractor(?) was not. Wait those are 2 very different things. One is guaranteed, the other is not.

Jebus. I can't wait to see the civil war over Sam staying with BM's Jason or if they want her with SB's character. Because Sam is so special.

Look at how the "guilt" of constantly murdering people just keeps poor Sonny shooting people! The poor man, what else can people expect from him! He had to kill AJ, though ya'll, AJ was FAT!

Don't we all? Thank heavens Carly doesn't watch Adam Ruins Everything. Or else she could learn about the Backfire effect. Which was pretty interesting this week. Soooooooo, now Nell knows that her beloved daddy was a lying, broke gambler? So why the fuck would she have believed anything he claimed about Carly? If she had initially gone after Carly for being jealous of Carly's wealthy lifestyle, ok. But they didn't. It was clearly presented Nelle as a woman wronged as a girl by Carly/Jax as claimed by her sainted father. But now they drop this crap? Lazy bullshit.

Jebus. The Nell retcon. (Insert Courtney EyeRoll) For the love of Pete. Do they even try? Or are they just finding old Mad Libs? Monkeys throwing darts or poo at words? Later cool Joss. It was lovely to have you for the summer. Wish it was longer! Really, Carly, you should be cool with Sonny cause he got the feds to stop Sonny's revenge tactic? That is some top level rationalizing! The warehouse stuff was cringe worthy. 1st, no kevlar boys? 2nd, why waste time to throw Sonny a gun, Max? It is a shooting. Police would have to arrive 1st on scene to contain the crime scene, before the paramedics would be allowed in. And sure, it just so happens that the shooter's police detective son is the 1st investigator on the scene? I'm sure that Sonny, Max, and dead guy will be carefully examined for GsR, right? Why bother with this crap? Besides that Sonny has to win. And I'm sure that SB will somehow be involved. Poor Monica. Olivia is trying to run Monica's home, has to babysit a toddler and a newborn, now her son has been shot. Thanks to Sonny, yet again.

It might actually be a shorter list to name the people who haven't loved a murderer. Romantic love or Mob love. Lucas. Brad. Felix. Ned? Valerie. Griffin. Yes. A short list right now.

Amen! Why else would people willingly work under demanding bosses? Ala, Chef Gordon Ramsey? Cook 2 seems to do her job well enough to make Monica happy. So Monica allows Cook's kitchen exclusivity demands. And yeah. If Monica is cool with Cook being the only cook in MONICA'S kitchen, Olivia can shut the hell up! Fuck, Olivia has a whole damn hotel kitchen to putz around cooking. This Olivia vs Cook 2 is maddening. It really isn't Cook 2. It is disrespecting Monica. I really want Monica to go to Metrocourt and start firing employees and ripping down wallpaper in front of Olivia. It probably is the only way to beat it into Olivia's numbskull brain how ludicrous Olivia is acting.

Monica (and apparently all of the Qs and their guests love Cook 2's food) is the sole owner of the mansion. She pays the wages and bills. She is the boss. If she wants to tolerate a temperamental cook/chef, then that is her business. Monica said something about how she is not an easy boss, she wants things done and Cook 2.0 does what Monica wants. Monica doesn’t want to deal with the kitchen. Which is fine. It is her home. She pays for a 24/7 staff/cook. And she is fine with people being barred from the kitchen if Cook does her job. Cook 2 doesn't need to be seen. We know plenty from family conversations. If Olivia cannot live with Monica's decisions, then she can leave. She doesn't pay the bills, she has little to say in Monica's matters. The fact that she just decided to build a freaking pizza oven on Monica's land is mind blowing. I'm starting to believe that Monica will be perfectly ok with Cook 2 tormenting Olivia. The bitch doesn’t get the concept of it is NOT HER HOUSE TO JUST MAKE CHANGES! I'm waiting for Olivia to decide that she hates roses and tries to take out Lila's rose garden. Without asking. I just don't get why Ned just doesn't surprise Olivia with the Gatehouse. I can understand why he wants to stay. It is his family home. He has lived much of his life there. I can see Ned wanting what little family his has left to be around. He is used to the antics of the staff. Olivia isn't. Which is why it is crazy that neither Ned nor Monica has suggested moving to the the Gatehouse. Hell, wasn't Morgan living in the a damn cabana/boat house on the Q grounds? If the show actually does go with a Ned vs Michael for ELQ storyline, then Michael and Ned living together could amp up the drama. But the drama will still be there if Ned is in the Gatehouse. Off the Q property, maybe not. Easier for Ned and Michael to listen in on any secret plans the other might be making.

I can live with Valentin if he was an actual villain. This Nina crap is horrific. This show needs a few baddies. Sonny being the biggest, of course. Which is sad, like this Gummy Mob version of mobsters. Valentin Cassadine supposedly scared Helena, the biggest bad bitch in Cassadine world. Are they trying to say that this pathetic slub scared Helena? This schmuck? I could happily go with this past year+ being retconned out of existence. Franco dead, Nina bankrupted by Valentin and gone and having Liz being frightened into marriage to Valentin. To keep a mob kingpin Jason out of Jake's life and to secretly protect Nik(faked his own death, ordering the hit on HayChel, etc) and even protecting Lucky by keeping people from finding out that he knew about Jason's real identity. Charlotte is Claudette's daughter. Valentin faked Lulu's match to screw over the Spencers, torment them and to soften up Nina, making her a much easier mark. All and any of which is better than the dreck the show has put out in some time. Frank, really, take my ideas and steal them. I won't complain! Retcon the hell out of this show! I will take this crap being HayChel's dream coma. Jake's crummy story in therapy. Fuck, I will accept this last year or so as being a bad version of one of Kevin's books! Which was how I would've ended Port Charles, btw. Take the win!

Why hasn't someone raided poor dead Leticia's family again to snare more child care help? Mercedes was Leticia's cousin. Poor Leticia. To be murdered by Zombie serial killer Diego. I still say that Michael should be seen crying over the loss of his real mother, Leticia. The woman raised him(with Jason), practically from birth. And someone should've pointed the resemblance between Sabrina and Leticia to Carly. Just to see Carly become instantly jealous. And laugh at her. Everything about this stupid show is terrible right now.

Shut the fuck up Olivia. Who the fuck INSTALLS A BIG EXPENSIVE PIZZA OVEN ON PROPERTY THEY DON'T FUCKING OWN? She didn't even mother fucking ask Monica? I just can't. And she still hadn't done what Monica apparently explicitly told Olivia to do: apologize and get Cook 2 back. Ned, I can tell how to fix Olivia's kitchen issues. MOVE! Hell, just move to the Gatehouse. If Ned, Lois and Brooklyn could live there, Olivia and Leo should be fine. Or how about this for a crazy concept? Buy a house! How about Sonny's old penthouse and renovate it? Perhaps the old Ward home? As for Ned v. Michael, go Ned. At least Ned went with the Quartermaine name. Mikey is back to Corinthos.

Was it conspiracy and/or aiding and abetting? Something along those lines for the Olivia fiasco.

Perhaps the governor has another beloved family member Julian can save? Hell, it isn't like Julian is in for murder. Maybe he just needs to rescue the governor's pet? Or give him some great dinner recipes? Or perhaps he puts the governor on a great fitness regime! That is pardon worthy. And when Carly and Scummy undoubtedly curse Julian's fortune at getting early release, I just hope someone asks, "Huh, I wonder what Monica thinks of felons getting out of prison early on flimsy excuses?" and S&C shut the fuck up. I know it'll never happen, but I can dream.

Next up for Amy, she kicks cranky Kristina out and moves her brother in to the apartment. Then Krissy can mope around Sonny's and Alexis' homes. Or perhaps she can move into Dante’s and Lulu's home after driving Sonny nuts. Perhaps insisting on eating cheap frozen pizzas, pizza rolls, ramen noodles and burritos! Leaving a mess all over the house. Sonny kicks her out, but demands that Dante move her into Laura's old room. Since Sonny secretly paid to get them that house. I would actually pay to watch that happen. Seriously, how hilarious would it be just to watch bratty bitch Kristina go from house to house. Wearing out her welcome. Being a slob, entitled and irritating beyond belief. Molly outright refusing to let her sister live with her. Telling someone that she knows exactly how terrible a roommate Krissy will be to have. Now that can be a story!

Valentin and Lulu? Ew. Nope. If they wanted to a real Cassadine plot, then Valentin should be blackmailing Liz. Marrying Nina only makes sense if he wanted to clean out her trust fund. But if he really wanted to torment Laura, Lulu and Nik, he should've been after Liz for a MoC. Liz ends up agreeing to do it after Jason threatens to challenge her for custody of Jake. And Valentin has evidence of Nik's hit on HayChel and other Cassadine crimes under Helena(or Nik) that could also frame Nik. Liz can't tell anyone or else Valentin releases everything. Most importantly, Franco is nowhere around Liz.

Maybe Steve will be BM's Jason's twin brother? Identical, before the facial reconstruction. Heather sold him too. Something happened to that family, so Heather/someone temporarily placed him with Ms. Franco as a some kind of foster parent until a new placement/paycheck could be found. That would be the easiest course of action. And it would make a modicum of sense. Leave BM as a new family man Jason. Allowing SB to play a semi new character without the hassles of kids. And we can see if he would be interested in meeting his biological father's wife.