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As for Megan and the baseball dude. I'm guessing he married his nanny/personal mover. Dude got a vasectomy...why would you want a kid with this man unless you think that will ensure you some money in your upcoming divorce? You must have a pre-nup...they only thing you'll be getting is his misplaced wedding ring to hock The house will look like this with no binky or Collette in sight. Free Collette!!!!

My wish for this season The Dubrow eyesore is completed and they move in. Heather tells the other ladies she believes her Port-A-Crap-Palace is haunted. She has become paranoid because strange things are happenning. She goes into her son's room and catches whiffs of hooch on his balcony but her son is too young to know what that is and Terri is away filming Botched. She makes pancakes with chocolate chip smiley faces for Collette, but when she goes to move the plate to Collette...the eyeballs are gone. Empty liquor bottles are found in Heather's private quarters Then fast forward to a night scene on the estate. The camera pans in......OMG it's Sara Winchester frolicking on the lawn eating fondant cake bows

I love Sharon too. Feng Shui, candles, plaques, lemons and sage are not gonna save this marriage. It's sad that she reveals David had an affair. Hotel receipts in his briefcase?????? Um....he wanted to be found out then. I know she just said no divorce...but is this healthy for Sharon and her kids

Unless the Dubrows have $200 million cash in their bank, they should not be building that monstrosity. The landscaping and property taxes alone will be more expensive than the mortgage. Heather, think of your children, you're gonna lose Collette for weeks on end

I do like Gramballs but I still see Tamra as a big ole tampon. I'm gonna call her Grampon Egads...another boob job - is this her go to storyline? There are 20 more episodes, what's next another rejuvenating of her flappy vagina? PS Grampon you're gonna need to start botoxing your nose. When you try to make expressions all of the wrinkles congregate on your bridge like Stevie J from Love N Hip Hop

So is Luanne gonna come out with a song this season?

Episode 5 at Dorinda's event (SandwichGate) Heather went up to Kristen and Josh So I got to tell you something, sit down. So I went to dinner with Bethenny and I said to her that when I got to the birthday party and you guys weren't there, I just wanted her to know that your feelings were a little hurt and that's okay. So I was not making a big deal out of it at all. She made a big deal out of it. She put her head down like she was asleep and said this conversation is boring me. It pissed me off. I was like why are you being such a bitch. That in my life, when someone shows me their true colors, I believe them. So I'm not into getting to know her a little bit better. That's it, arm's length, I'm cool. Meanwhile since that dinner with Bethenny/Dorinda/Heather/Carole...Bethenny and Heather did speak because Bethenny told her she went to Sonja's showroom. Heather went up to Sonja at this event earlier to ask Sonja about it. Just from what came out of Heather's mouth at this event is not showing me she wants to be warm and fuzzy and connect with Bethenny. Heather please return Joey Gorga's Mandana....the marbles are falling out his head

Yes she is...

Exactly...Heather pulled similar moves with Sonja. Heather does not like Sonja, she is justified from Sonja's actions towards her regarding the toaster oven debacle. Instead of just being civil with her at events she pretends they are friends. She approaches Sonja at Dorinda's drink event to ask why she was not invited to Sonja's clothing line office under the guise of interest and wishing the best of Sonja's business venture. Truth is she just wants to go to see that it is real and not a mythical unicorn. She showed her true colors towards Sonja at the Latino magazine party. She was not there to say congratulations this is beautiful, I wish you success...she said one dress does not a collection make. I didn't get being a nice supportive friend vibe coming from Heather.

I think you nailed it on the head. I also believe she didn't think much of Bethenny from the get go. Not everyone is going to click or like each other. I would have respected Heather more if she just took this stance from the start...instead of trying to engage Bethenny in any conversation other than I like your shoes, clothes, weather.

Oh I guess this is another example of how nice Heather is being to Bethenny. What's next a plate of nuked Meatballs? When I saw Carole wearing that knit hat I thought she stole it from Ashley Holmes or Joey Gorga

Didn't understand that clip...I guess we will see next week. scully reference - is she talking about x-files Scully? She should have said I am gonna go Bad Boy on you so that she could tie in another P Diddy reference.

Years ago on the Bravo boards...there was an off topic conversation about emergency rooms and the weird things that come thru. One poster who worked in the ER posted that a patient came in with a potato stuck in his butt. Another poster did a theoretical explanation...I dunno what happenned doc, I was innocently talking a walk in the garden smelling the roses when this potato came out of nowhere and jumped into my ass. Dorinda was pissed caused Kristen was acting like she was doing nothing when she was an active participant. Kristen was not standing at the bar looking at the room decor and thinking about her fashion blog when out of nowhere John grinded his boner into her ass. She was the initial aggressor by hanging on his back, she also turned around and shimmied her butt into his crotch.

Hi and thanks motorcitymom65 Kristen's bitching on what we've seen so far up to the Red Lion's Inn lunch.....I highlighted one of your sentences. So is Kristen saying they didn't film their own individual events if Bethenny was not there? Or is she saying Bravo filmed these events but chose not to air them? Why do I remember Kristen in a non-sensical scene showing her expertise with Saran Swrap while asking her housekeeper questions and her blog photo shoot where none of the other ladies were in attendance. Is she mad at Bravo for showing these scenes instead of showing some event/party she threw herself that they filmed but did not air because Bethenny was not there?

ROFLMAO!

Thank you for your warm welcome AnnaA My apologies in advance if I don't respond quickly...seriously I'm not ignoring you nor am I trying to tend to you....I am still reading the old pages and trying to catch up. PS...when Ramona tried to change the subject when Dorinda walked in on Kristen/Ramona conversation...she pulled a strange move. Was anyone else reminded of Elaine from Seinfeld's dance moves? Ha!

This is just in response to Kristen's blog above. At the point of the Red Lion Inn lunch...events Bethenny already attended Hamptons meet (all cast in attendance) Heather told Bethenny she owed Luanne a car. Brunch at Bethenny's (Kristen, Heather, Carole, Luanne) Dancing at Boutique (Heather, Carole, Luanne, Ramona, Sonja) Dinner/Drinks (Dorinda, Luanne, Carole, Heather) Atlantic City (all cast) Victoria's art show (Luanne) Sonja's Latino magazine spread (all cast) Ramona's lunch (all cast) Carole's apartment (all cast) CB2 meltdown (Carole) Events Bethenny did not attend Carole's boxing event gig (I don't remember Heather reprimanding Carole for not inviting Dorinda and I remember Dorinda saying I would have loved to go but was not invited) Dorinda's drinking event First day/night in the Berkshires I'm just trying to figure out what events Kristen is talking about that she invited Bethenny and she refused to attend. I would also say big deal.....more air time for me during which I am not going to waste my time talking about a person who is not there....I'm gonna promote and hock my own shit. Note to Kristen...talk about your blog or your expertise with Saran Wrap

I also want to say I love Dorinda. She has a fully functional Bullshitdometer and I love that she's a straightshooter. I applaud her for telling Kristen off. I can not believe Kristen had the gall to bring it up. She was in Dorinda's house, it was Dorinda's birthday weekend, she was staying there for a few days...and she still chose to make her comments about John. Ramona already changed the subject said they weren't talking about anything....Kristen brought it up. If I were Dorinda I think I would have kicked her out at that point and told Heather....let her stay at your house neighbor

This season on this franchise...there are many flashbacks that occur....i.e. peeing on the way to AC and then Bravo shows a flashback of Bethenny peeing into a bucket. My wish is a new scene with Luanne plus whoever and they talk about some of their crazier adventures....then Bravo...please please please show a flashback of Luanne's camel ride in Morocco. I need some comic relief

Add in Ginger breath and a dose of Jill boogers

Thank you kindly for the warm welcome, film noire Are there emoticons on this site?

Heather being the great business woman that she is, has decided to run with this idea. Heather's new ancillary business for men's shapewear....it will be called Mock Jocks (Jocky Mocky, Hock My Jock)...wear my new waist trainers and turn your moobs into six pack pecs

New to this forum, hi all I'm not seeing this season as Heather trying so hard to be Bethenny's BFF and being incredibly nice to her. At the beginning of this season, Heather was bitching to Bethenny about Ramona. After about 5 minutes Bethenny cut her off. Heather was not mortally wounded but I do think she was annoyed and wanted to continue her Ramona rave. Heather, Bethenny, Ramona, Luanne, Carol went to Boutique. Seemed they all had a good time. Some point during this evening Bethenny invited Carole to her Birthday dinner. I am assuming she already had invited Luanne, Ramona & Sonja but I could be totally off maybe she invited them while at Boutique. Heather went to the event as Carole's plus one. Seemed they all had a good time. Heather calls Kristen and tells her about Bethenny's event. I don't think Kristen was upset until Heather planted it in her head. Dinner/drinks Carole, Dorinda, Bethenny & Heather. Does Heather say OMG we had such a good time at the birthday party...no she tells Bethenny it was rude of her to NOT invite Kristen in front of Dorinda who also was not invited. For me I would have been pissed off...who are you to tell me who I should or should not invite to my birthday party. I don't think Bethenny deliberately excluded the other ladies (Dorinda & Kristen were not at Boutique that evening) After telling Bethenny she was rude for the NON invite she was told how she should handle Kristen the next time they saw each other as if she OWED Kristen an apology. Dorinda's drink event. Bethenny was not there. Heather went up to Kristen and her Freddy Kruger hubs to tell them she told Bethenny off. Also reiterated to them she did not feel she wanted to pursue a friendship with a person who behaved this way. Atlantic City limo ride. Heather was pissed I believe more at Sonja than Bethenny but maybe it was editing but it seemed like she was annoyed at Bethenny because she was not informed that Bethenny was going to be late. We know Sonja the hostess of the event knew because she told them. I wonder why none of them were pissed at the limo company. Had the limo company been on time, they could have had a warm place to sit while waiting for the late people. In AC, Kristen had the perfect opportunity (during black jack with the Elvis lover) to confront Bethenny about how wounded she was that she was not invited to the birthday party but she didn't. Fast forward to Dorinda's Berkshires getaway. At the Red Lion Inn lunch, Heather said the other ladies were afraid of Bethenny and give her way too much slack. To me....not a sign she wants to be friends with Bethenny. Bethenny's arrival. She greets others people. Heather reprimands Bethenny for not telling her about the surprise cause if she had known their kids could have hung out? Why? For me...I would have been taken aback...wait why am I supposed to tell you about my surprise for Dorinda, why would I have hung out with you earlier while our kids played when that would have taken away from the lunches Dorinda had planned for the rest of you. At the dinner, Bethenny says to Dorinda and John she only eats shellfish. She did not say she was allergic to fish. She also said to Dorinda and John not to worry about it...when the plates come out she would know what is what and be able to pick and choose. Dorinda offered her hummus...Bethenny and Dorinda were handling it. Heather's offer of the meatball and Bethenny's saying no was not a reason to be so offended on Heather's part. It's not like she was offering to drive to a Berkshire supermarket, but 3 types of meat, hand grind them, marinate them, stand over a hot stove fry them and spoon feed them to Bethenny. What was she gonna do tell Dorinda's hired chefs to nuke a meatball? Heather was grilling Ramona's plus one. This was Dorinda's birthday party. Why did she choose to single him out. Why not steer the conversation to the hostess and talk about her house or ask how did you and John meet? Or talk about the Berkshires in general or talk to Dorinda's brother, brother in law. Instead she talks to Peter and says they have a journalist in the midst. He knew where she was trying to go with this. She did not say it out loud but I think she was trying to figure out how to out the Mario mistress connection. Or at the very least she was telling him I know and I'm letting you know I know. What was the point of this...if this came out during dinner who would it have hurt or embarrass...Ramona. Maybe she was ticked off from the Petrossian dinner. There were other conversations going on throughout dinner. Bethenny and Sonja were trashed and having a good time. Were they disruptive and annoying yes. However I didn't see anyone else giving them the stink eye. Bethenny probably had 3 edamame pods in her stomach plus all of that sake and Sonja was just trashed. I don't think Bethenny and Sonja knew about the Peter/Mario connection. Sonja would have said something cause Ramona is her buddy. They were busy cracking up at anything and everything. When Heather chose to tell Bethenny and Sonja she was going to separate them...she was not joking. She was reprimanding them and telling them how to behave. To me..again this would not show me you are trying to be my friend or that you are being nice to me. I do think Peter was happy this fight ensued cause the interrogation lamp was finally out of his face. Heather and Bethenny just need to be civil to each other at events they are both at and take it slow. Bethenny has always been neurotic and whiny. She can be funny and witty but she has always been brusque. This season she looks like she is on the verge of having an onscreen nervous breakdown...had I been any of the ladies on this cast new or old...I would not get into any deep conversations with Bethenny because like Carole I do not want to deal with a crying, falling apart, sobbing person.