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Yeah, that voice is going to get old fast.

So Beth cooks for everyone and then goes to work while they stay home? Nice.

Right? At least that gal gets some water pressure to help with the rinse.

They sell disposable adult washcloths. Look into it.

That much broth has gotta have a bazillion grams of sodium.

What's that huge container full of? Broth? Where do you get huge containers of broth?

This guy is therapy-proof.

What the hell? Well don't lose weight if you don't want to, asshat.

Gaaaaah I forgot this was on! Keep talking, I'll catch up.

According to her blog, she sees a therapist every week. It's not the therapist the show picked out for her. Are we allowed to talk about the stuff from her blog on this thread? I know we're not on the live chat. I've had similar experiences volunteering with unemployed people to help them apply for jobs. "I'm desperate, I'll take any job!" "How about this one?" "Oh no, that's too far from my house. No, that one sounds like it would be boring. Ehhh, this third one just doesn't appeal to me." Then they complain that they went to the job search program but no one helped them. My favorite was an RN who was weeping about how she was three months behind in her rent, was going to be evicted, didn't have food, etc. "You should sign with one of the nursing temp companies til you get a permanent job." "Oh, no, I hate working temp." Okay then. See you on the streets.

He seems to have completed a couple of years at Western Oklahoma State U. And if you google his name a ton of stuff comes up. He's been hustling the poetry thing for years.

Oh dear God. Sheldon is a "poet". He's looking for an agent. He's also a sales associate at Walmart.

Capella University is essentially a diploma mill. A for-profit, online diploma mill. Northwestern Oklahoma State U. is at least a real college, but with low admissions standard and probably low graduation standards, particularly for a degree in counseling. I'm betting their counseling masters program isn't exactly rigorous.

Either that, or there really is some completely different problem. The production company must be tearing their hair out about not getting any "I just have the occasional small cheat day" footage out of her.

Me too! Ice cream and ibuprofen FTW.

Maybe she was such a terrible, useless counselor that she figures all counselors are terrible and useless

So how do you think you're going to figure it out without therapy? You're not making much progress just sitting around thinking about it.

A fat counselor could be useful. Bela Karolyi is a crap gymnast, but he coached a lot of amazing ones. (And abused them, I know, I know.)

At least she's smart enough not to be filmed eating on camera.

Because they know the kind of explosion they'll face if they don't comply.

She probably means her professional counselor's license, don't you think? She obviously still drives...

Hey, at least it's roasted squash instead of those steamed frozen vegetables everyone else on this show eats.

David Bowie's son was originally named Zowie. He's now Duncan Jones, as any sensible person would be.

But she has a bra!

Must be Pizza Hut. They have those warm brownies. Yum.