Azubah
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It's a weave!
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Gloria has great teeth.
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"I didn't realize I was buying him ten trillion calories per day."
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You only just figured this out, Yasmine? Okay.
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No, chips are not on the diet.
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Yeah, he's Travis Henry but they called out Henry Travis.
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Oooh, Mom's chunkier than she seemed at first.
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You are dumber than a box of hair.
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Chocolate milk. Right.
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Noodle glop, I think.
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Wait, that's exactly the same outfit and same hair as the last weigh-in...
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Harder than you thought it would be? Because Lola didn't just side with you about everything? Awww.
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That bra and tank top combo... And the bra isn't even supportive!
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So to avoid drawing attention to herself, she does the toast by phone, thereby making it all about herself.
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Her sister truly is the same size as Gina.
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How to make turkey burgers? PUT THEM IN A PAN AND HEAT THEM UP.
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At least it's clothing. We've seen worse.
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I think the bingo card is already filled.
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Beth: "Maybe you're hungry." Narrator: She wasn't hungry.
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Oh stop blubbering, Mom.
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Well, Mom, you shouldn't abandon your kids to their abusive father. So there's that.
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None of you lazy slatterns will cook? You make the one employed person cook? Pfft.
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Beth doesn't have sex with you because you're fat and you smell. HTH, HAND.
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Already on disability by age 19.
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Well, Mom seems like a gem.
