Jack Sampson

So men are just evil idiots if we factor looks into who we find attractive. Got it.

Everyone is allowed to leave whenever they want. She would never do it because it would contradict her "really sweet girl who just takes some time to warm up to strangers" lie. She needed to wait the required 6 weeks to create the illusion that she tried her best. Of course anyone with a brain saw through the act. Plus, bailing after a week wouldn't have made her ex sufficiently jealous.

You're right, it doesn't. It's just that those standards become increasingly unrealistic and unattainable. It's a pretty obvious fact that a 22 year old woman can attract men that a 62 year old can't. The same effect applies, a little less pronounced, when she's 32. Age, and signs of age on a woman's face, body and personality, are a determining factor in attraction. To deny that is absurd.

I wonder what would make her...hyper real? Real plus? Enhanced reality? Chubby...if Sonia is "real", what are we calling a little too real?

Nick's not into Sonia at all and I can't blame him. Not only do I find her chubby and unattractive, but her personality is exhausting. And of course Nick kisses his dogs, every guy I know kisses his dogs. People come up to my fence to kiss my husky, they do it on the sidewalk when we go for a walk - 2 did tonight! Heather hasn't lifted a finger to help her marriage, nor has she shown even a hint of commitment. Derek's trying at least, but he's not longsuffering David, he's pissed and wants her to just admit that it's over and she never even tried. Tom and Lily won't make it. I'd get blasted if I told my reasoning but I think a few men watching the show picked up on it.

Putting your clothes in a hotel dresser is another access point for bed bugs.

Hate to see how bad she'd be if she stopped drinking for a few days.

Derek didn't walk out either so they're even in that "effort". It remains that Derek was the only one making an effort and changing things to try to suit her.

Because it's just an excuse. Heather is unwilling to make an effort so she's using anything possible to make it look like Derek's fault.

He's making a change, making an effort, whether you can see (or admit) it or not. Tell me some major effort (if only temporary) Heather is making.

I think any smoker would disagree with you. What similar change did she make? Did she quit drinking for the duration? He quit for the duration, not just around her.

Didn't he quit smoking for the rest of the honeymoon? That's a pretty major change.

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Not when it's attached to someone who looks like a dude.

Gross. You ladies know a lot of very odd dudes.

Sonia smokes too so I guess it's not an issue for them.

They cuddled on camera for a few seconds. Like the wedding picture, the cameraman could have been giving direction for that. "We need an opening shot. Cuddle together and we'll make it look like you slept that way all night."

Countdown on when Heather's ulterior motive for being on the show is revealed...3..2..1..

I say they stay married, they really seem nice together.

I would say it's that she's too burned out and too self-involved to love anyone but herself. There may be a guy out there who she'd tolerate if he was rich or exceedingly good looking but love is beyond her. Notice how much friendlier she acted while drunk? If Derek realized the marriage wasn't going to work but still wanted to have sex with her, he'd just keep her drinking. Her partygirl brain is so programmed from years of having sex with anyone buying her drinks that it would be a slam dunk. I used to live in Vegas and saw a fresh batch of girls like Heather every weekend. It was a waste of time to approach at 3 in the afternoon but the exact same women were drunk at the clubs later screaming, "Woooooooo! I'm so hornaaaaayyyyyy!!!" in a desperate attempt to make everyone think they were fun.

No he doesn't, he just wants to have sex with her. There's nothing likable about Heather but she still has a decent body for her age.

Well, we aren't talking about a man who lost his wife of 20 years in a car accident. He's a guy who was matched with a partygirl burnout and was essentially on 3-5 dates...and he doesn't even like her. He might be overreacting a bit.

Calvin: "Are you committed to staying in this marriage?" Heather: "I don't know how to answer that right now." How about honestly for a change, you dour bitch? Derek's absolutely right, she was never committed - she gave up on day 2 and she's been looking for a way to blame Derek ever since. That's largely the fault of the experts for not noticing that this ex(?)partygirl wasn't ready to commit to marriage.

Why are Tom and Lillian the only couple in the history of the show to NOT get an apartment/house together? He's so committed to the bus that he won't let production pay for an apartment or is it just fake drama? Also, in Florida, the only difference between a pre and post nup is the time it's signed. Both cover assets and income streams before and after the marriage. If a prenup exists, the only reason to amend it or scrap it and sign a postnup is if something major changes - like an inheritance or winning the lottery or a major gift from a relative...windfall profits from a job are usually not significant enough to be covered. If Tom is planning to start a business in the next 6 weeks, maybe he wants to keep that separate, but I doubt that's the case. Plus, a postnup will require a full financial disclosure from both parties - I also doubt they intend to do that. It all leads to it just being more fake drama.

To create more fake drama. I doubt he's even that committed to living in the bus. I think they'll play up nonsense so it looks like the couple has to overcome some obstacles to stay married.