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Banana Breath🦍🦍🦍🦍 is starting to walk more like he’s got 💩 in his pants than a gorilla. BlueFang🕷️ deserves to be happy 😂😂😂😂. Her happiness is based on other people’s misery. Is it possible that BlueFang🕷️ is really a robot? I can’t say AI because she’s far from being intelligent. I ask this because her movements are totally robotic. Summer❄️❄️❄️❄️ has turned into a prepubescent teenage girl in her pursuit of Chance. Now laughing and giggling where she use to be sultry in her pursuit of Kyle. Even with getting Nostrils into bed, she was all seductive.

As an aside: Kim Matula played an FBI agent on last night’s NCIS. I didn’t recognize her at first since she had dark hair. There was a connotation of Kim joining the cast as a NCIS as head of their cyber division. Yes yes yes, we are to believe this is another misunderstanding night because Luna and Z said it was consensual but not with Z because she thought it was RJ. Z is a fucking ass hole in trying to convince Luna, that what they did was wonderful when Luna is freaked out about what happened. Z wasn’t crying because of what he’s done. He’s crying because Luna gave him the coupe de grace to his ego by telling him over and over again she thought it was RJ. It’s still my contention that Poppy is taking some kind of legal Perscription drug for anxiety. Who wouldn’t have anxiety since having Li for a sister who looks down on everything you do.

I beg to differ. Poppy’s pills (possibly low dose Xanax) are most likely for anxiety. I would imagine taking anxiety medication twice within a few minutes affected Luna more because she took the anxiety medication for the first time and the medication is not actually required. Z has no excuse to jump into bed with Luna because, if his large ego didn’t get in the way, he would see that she woke up from a deep sleep and wasn’t acting completely with it. Some of the side effects of Xanax are drowsiness, confusion, and blurred vision. So here we get the misunderstanding night instead of rape night because Z thought that Luna wanted him but knew she was in love with RJ. So instead of being a gentleman, he had to prove he was the better man. As I said before, it’s just like Lurch and Caroline where instead of being a gentleman knowing that Caroline was in a diminished capacity, he had to prove he was a better man than Ridge.

Ashley is right on two fronts. First of all it’s not beneath Tucker to buy an entire restaurant. Didn’t he offer to buy a restaurant for him and Audra? Second, why are Jack and Traci seem like they are taking Tucker’s side. I also have to question the possibility of Tucker buying the restaurant, firing the staff, and replacing them with a script to what he said happened. They weren’t there to see what happened, therefore they are not really lying. Oh, by the way, didn’t Tucker fire the board of his company and replaced them with yes people.

Eric was told to take it easy and he wasn’t strong enough for a party. Eric has a party anyway and decides to marry Donna. The question here is why wasn’t it stressful to consummate the marriage? Was it just a night of handhold and warm milk? There is really no way of turning Z actions into a “misunderstanding” night. Z raped Luna under the California Penal Code. Highlighted by being intoxicated or under the influence of drugs, not having the ability to resist, and the kicker is that the person is known to the person but the person is someone other than, in this case RJ. Luna believed it was RJ therefore there for Z committed a fraudulent act. Z comes back on the show with a shaved head, in order to make Z look more like a dick head and give him the personality and traits of Lurch. Just like Lurch, he took advantage of Luna being in a diminished capacity as Lurch took advantage of Caroline. X absolutely knew how Luna felt about RJ, but his ego wouldn’t let him believe that Luna wasn’t there for him. Wash, rinse, repeat. What is Li’s purpose other than being a complete and otter bitch to Poppy and Luna.

Probably 5+ because every time Lurch and Hope make “love” there is a misunderstanding. Lurch thinks it’s love and Hope thinks it’s just sex 😉.

There is a very big difference between your and Daniel’s situation BlueFang🕷️. Heather and Daniel is compliant to be together where you are forcing yourself on Danny. Daniel call you out on it and you’re still defiant because you are delusional. Daniel is absolutely right. There is no difference between the old and new BlueFang🕷️. BlueFang🕷️still has her persecution complex. Nostrils and Tucker having a pissing contest. I don’t know who has the bigger balls but Nostrils has Tucker hands down when it comes to the size of their nasals cavities. Why does it seem like Danny is defending BlueFang🕷️. If I was Christine, I would tell Danny to fuck off and good luck with having a relationship with BlueFang🕷️. Unlike Beetlejuice, you only have to say BlueFang🕷️ once and there she is. Diane if I was you I would be more worried about Jack turning to alcohol instead of pain pills. Jack always seems to have a drink when he’s under stress.

It looks like Luna took a couple of her mother’s happy pills. Z, you’re as suave as a bulldozer. Looks like we headed to another “misunderstanding” night. Now there is the possibility of more wash rinse repeat if Luna gets pregnant and we have another DNA test to determine the baby’s father.

A marriage license who needs a marriage license. Dane the marriage license and full speed ahead. Besides marriage licenses are only needed for the pee-ons of the world. Poppy says Bill is not Luna’s father but! So do we move on to the clue that Poppy lived with her sister, for a while, way back when Finn was starting college. I don’t think Finn would be the father because he acted quite naturally when he saw Poppy. Now could Luna’s father be Jack? After all Jack had an affair with Shiela so why not Poppy. If Jack and Poppy produced Luna, I wouldn’t imagine that Li knew about it. After all Jack kept Finn a secret for a long time. I think Li’s dislike for Poppy is that Poppy doesn’t follow her traditional heritage life style.

Devon you should keep the word cheating out of your mouth because that describes you also. Devon, STFU and stop being a hypocritical ass hole. BlueFang🕷️is delusional as well as confrontational. Why would anyone try to have a normal conversation with her is beyond me. Yes BlueFang🕷️ is delusional because she thinks Christine is inserting herself between her and Danny when it’s completely the other way around. Jack, I find it quite hypocritical that you are talking about helping Nikki by being her sponsor with a drink in your hand. I guess Jack is allowed to drink because his addiction was pills.

You would think that there would be no excuse for not being at the party but most of them are pretty lame. Besides being a fucking dick head, Z has a really good stink face. Wash rinse repeat. We are going to get a X obsession with Luna as we got a Lurch obsession with Hope.

Kiss of the Spider Woman or should I say BlueFang🕷️ has done in Danny’s Chance with the Cricket. I guess you can say Danny is into insects and arachnids. One can say that insects and arachnids are enemies by nature. Traci is home without Ashley and flew home by the company jet. So now the company jet has to fly back to Paris to pick up Ashley then fly back to GC. There goes $100,000 from the bottom line of Jabot. I’m sorry to say this but I’m all out 💩💩💩for Nikki’s drinking and Tucker vs Ashley. Send thee to a rehab Nikki and Tucker vs Ashley it doesn’t really matter who’s right and who’s wrong. Did Tucker drop his pants in front of Traci? Which means that Tucker dropped a lot of clues that he bribed the waiter and restaurant staff to lie for him. He could have bought the entire restaurant. Tucker could have known that Ashley and Traci went to restaurant to confront the staff but tell me how Tucker knew that she didn’t get the answer she was looking for? I don’t remember Ashley or Traci telling him that so he must have been told by one of the restaurant’s staff. Do you know what’s worse than BlueFang🕷️having a full screen closeup on my TV? Nothing absolutely nothing!

How many executives answer their office phone personally? If NM therefore NE was a major international company, there would someone to take all land line calls. Cell phones is a different story. If Audre was fired because she became too involved making Nikki feel judged then why would Nikki accept Lauren? Lauren would be more apt to be judgement and keep a closer eye on Nikki. Unless Marchetti not a usual fashion house, there would be lines for all seasons. Once one season line is done, the next season is already in progress. So I don’t understand why as Marchetti’s model, Tessa constantly will not be busy. How stupid is this that Nikki is hiding from Victor. I guess she doesn’t realize or too drunk to realize that she can’t hide from Victor’s security team. Claire took the news about Auntie Jordan in stride and even suggested that Auntie Jordan was the one to set the fire to create a diversion. Very plausible. Adam and Banana Breath🦍🦍🦍🦍, brother bonding is a wonderful thing 😍; but Adam you went to far by praising Banana Breath🦍🦍🦍🦍 as a good father. Someone should tell Victoria not to wear her hair pulled back. It brings to much attention to her bushy eyebrows.

How many times that we have to be reminded that Luna loves RJ and she saved herself for him? How many times do we have to hear how much Lurch loved Hope and that she’s the only woman for him in the world? How many times do we have to see X look and act like a dickhead who can’t act his way out of a paper bag. Now, how many times do we have to hear it’s too soon for Eric to have a party. Eric wants a party so let’s party. It’s not like Eric is going to do the Macarena or anything else exhausting. They will just stand around with their usual boring talk and Eric will have smoke blown up his ass. Luna telling Poppy that she’s no longer a virgin and Poppy thinking, it’s about time.

Eric your long term prognosis is death but for the short term, no worries. Luna, you made love last night and didn’t take a shower. I would think your stinky breath should be the last thing to worry about. Luna and RJ over Hope and Lurch any day of the week. RJ has a terrible smile but It’s much better than Lurch’s beady eyes and Rasputin face. Party at Eric’s. As with the dialog, wash/rinse/repeat.

Breathless Mahoney, since when does wanting to speak to Conner, in person, mean that Adam wants to drag Connor out of the school; but “Johnny on the spot”, Nostrils is there to add fuel to the fire. What business of it is Nostrils anyway? Connor is Adam’s son and if he feels that it’s best, for Connor, to go to the school Nostrils should just keep his opinions to himself. Do you hear Adam questioning Nostrils parenting? Did Adam question why Nostrils and Victoria send their kids to boarding school? Tucker is so full of shit, his eyes should be brown 😆. Audra vs Tucker, you can’t tell who’s playing who without a score card. Audra is so oversexed that she would make love on a full stomach 🙃. When Breathless Mahoney was talking to Adam about the phone call, from the school, she was giving Adam a second hand Interpretation of what she got out of the phone call. Wouldn’t you think that Breathless Mahoney would suggest Adam call the school to get first hand information? Adam, if I were you I would tell Breathless Mahoney I’m not going to the school but go anyway. Fuck her and the Nostrils she rode in on.

And we are back. For me it was like missing a week of therapy session. My thoughts for the week are not broken down by episode so they are a bit random. There are three takeaways from today’s episode: Poppy is lying about Bill being Luna’s father. Hope is blinded by Lurch’s obsession with her Lurch you fucked up piece of shit. No pressure my ass. Is that’s no pressure I would love to see what no pressure means to you. Ridge thinks the ring is absolutely beautiful but like most of the dresses being designed, over the past year, it sucks. Too gaudy and it looks too much like costume jewel. Yes I know it’s a prop but there were much nicer prop rings that were used. There is a big take away from Hope’s conversation with Brooke. That is that Hope genuinely cares for Lurch but not that she loves Lurch. Hope is just in love with the fact that Lurch loves her and is committed to her and nobody else. OK, do we have another red herring with the connotation of Finn being Luna’s father. The timing could be right if Finn started college at 18 and he’s in his early 40’s now. It was about a year before Luna was born 🤔. I’m so sick and tired of this 🐂💩 between Lurch and Hope. It’s dragging on way too long. Especially the part where Lurch says I’m not here to pressure you Hope while he continues to her. Why can’t RJ flush that turd, Z, out of his beach house and tell him to stop his crap about RJ being the golden child? RJ should come back with that I’m blood and you are only adopted blood. Oh I forgot, RJ is adopted blood also. Why would Z bring his designs to RJ to look them over other to gloat how wonderful of a designer the thinks he is? RJ should have told Z that Eric didn’t want to work with him again because Eric’s and Z’s collaboration on HFTF suck ass. Fuck off Z, how do you know that Bill is not giving RJ a brake on the rent. It’s not like Bill needs the money. Every time Hope and Lurch make love it’s like getting a better cure for constipation than a fleet enema. How many times can I say this? Lurch and Hope 🤢🤮. Is the beach house that secluded that they don’t have to draw the curtains for privacy? Why does Lurch, when he’s trying to convince himself about being a changed man, sound like Hannibal Lecter? X can’t act, but being a major ass hole, X doesn’t have to act. Hope’s cabin is a little more secluded but do they have to make love in the living room where is a possibility of someone looking through the window. Well, anywhere they make love is repulsive.

And we’re back. Now I know what Nikki goes through when she’s looking for her next swig of vodka. Without the forum I felt like I was missing all my therapy sessions. Monday 1/29 Can Summer❄️❄️❄️❄️ be anymore obvious with the dress she is wearing that she wants Chance for desert. She flashed her leg in public but is she as brazen as her mom to flash her boobs in public? Chance you sly dog, you reserves a quiet table but is it really a quiet table when its still in the same dining room where you can be noticed by the other patrons to wonder why you are sitting at a quiet table? I do have to admit that Summer❄️❄️❄️❄️ doesn’t look half bad. Chance has gone from the old and busted to the new hotness in a blink of an eye. Oh boy, so many thought came into my mind when Summer❄️❄️❄️❄️ asked Chance to tell me something I would never guess about you. All of them had to do with his manhood 😉. Audra gets fired for showing empathy towards Nikki. Audra is really hard on the outside but gooey on the inside and this lends me to believe her feelings got her in trouble before. Deep down inside I believe that Jack and Victor have a deeper affection for one other more than they would admit. Victor just has to push back on Jack because it’s in his nature to be a bastard. The same is for Nikki’s nature to be a bitch. To people that came from nothing are really still nothing. Is there going to be a new character coming to GC? Who does Jack have in mind to be Nikki’s assistant? Tuesday 1/30 Tucker practices something I learned a long time ago. That is it’s very important not only listen closely to what people are telling you but to interpret why they are telling you. Reading body language is also very important. I took a course in public speaking and part of the course was reading body language. Wasn’t Banana Breath🦍🦍🦍🦍 suppose to have Taco Night with Christian? Than why is he at CL with Sharon? Sharon is another one that uses CL her personal office but it’s not wise to have zoom business meetings in public. Wednesday 1/31 So Auntie Jordan’s “facility” burned down and of course there is no provision for inmates to still be contained and keep from escaping. How convenient. I have to laugh that Nikki is afraid of Audra judging her because of her drinking but not afraid of anyone judging her as being an elitist bitch. Who else in GC can Nikki get as an assistant because the whole town knows she is a “recovering” alcoholic. Tucker vs Smugly Smug Smug or should I say ego vs smugness. In either case it’s 🥱😴. Thursday 2/1 Does anyone believe that Tucker wouldn’t payoff the cafe staff to uphold his side of the story. Can we just get on with Nikki’s addiction story and send her once and for-all to one of those expensive exclusive rehab facilities. One of the stars of The Bold and the Beautiful, the partially open door, has made a guest appearance on Y&R. Partially open door has been responsible for many plot twists in LA. Maybe the same will happen in GC. Friday 2/2 Can Nostrils be any more of a pompous ass licking fucked up piece of shit. He has absolutely no right to rag on Adam’s fatherly abilities after leaving DeDe alone in the backseat of a running car. Go fuck yourself! I have to applaud Audra. It’s hard to tell if she’s playing Tucker or not. Audra sounds sincere about wanting to work with Tucker while possibly sharpening the knife to stab him in the back. What 🐂💩. How hard would it be to change your cell phone number Nikki?

Why does Luna have such a sour look on her face thinking about Bill being her father? If he is, would she be happy or disappointed if he’s not? Bill is not selling, he’s only leasing. It’s still his beach house. Was there any doubt that we would not find out if Bill is Luna’s father until next week? None, nada, no way.

Did anyone else notice that CL raised their prices on muffins, brownies, and croissants? I like the way the elite can take a $20,000 plane ride to scratch an itch. I have to repeat myself because the more I see Audra operate the more I’m convinced that Audra had a big makeover after her split with Noah. The timelines in GC are so dam confusing. It seems like Cole visited Claire after Nikki’s visit. Cole says she seems happier but the last we time we saw Claire she was curled up, in the fetal position, crying on her bed just after Nikki left and she got the phone call from Auntie Jordan. So has Claire shook off Auntie Jordan’s phone call? So there we have it with Auntie Jordan causing havoc once again. Quote the Adam, Nevermore!

Poor poor Audra all she has now is a cushy job at NM. I’m sure it will keep her off food stamps and in a room at the GCAC. I don’t think buying cloths and expensive black bras will not be an issue either. Devon is a bloodhound with being able to smell the “love juices” on Daniel and Heather since they didn’t shower after sex. Is it taboo to wonder why nobody shits or pees in GC or where is the “love juices” is contained after sex 🤔. Speaking of Daniel and Heather, 🤢🤮. Today is a day to fast forward relationships because there’s not a one to root for. With Chance blowing smoke up Nostrils’ ass, I thought his head would get bigger; but alas, it was only his nose. The most important thing Nostrils has taught Chance is being able to have a liquid lunch, in front of your boss, and then go back to work. Wow! Did Nostrils teach Chance the meaning of ROI (return on investment) or just corporate jargon. I don’t think that Nostrils has the wherewithal to actually know or figure out a ROI. Can Abby ever refrain from being hypocritical? Don’t her feelings for Devon blow up her marriage to Chance? Chance recognized that Abby deep down inside has loved Devon longer than she loved him.

Li may have a better body but Poppy is blessed with a prettier face and personality. Has Li seen Bill without his shirt and pants? I think not since Li thinks Poppy is only after his money. Think about it, Finn is Luna’s cousin by blood through Jack. Li is not related to any of her “family” by blood. Didn’t Poppy and Li have a mother and father? So why was its Li’s responsibility to raise Poppy? Is Bill Luna’s father or did we get another delivery of red herrings? Inquiring minds want to know.

Did Li get lost on her way to the hospital? Poppy might have a reason to be at FC but Li has really no reason at all. Poppy is too nice to tell Li to fuck off but Bill is not. Better yet just roll up a newspaper and swat Li on the nose. Bad Li, bad Li. Li is as redundant threatening Poppy as Lurch is as redundant professing his love for Hope. How far did RJ have to chase the homeless guy to get his shirt?

I guess incompetence is the buzzword for becoming an executive or board member. How does Abby becoming a board member in any way protect CW from Tucker. Are there board members that we don’t know about that Tucker can buy off? Did CW go public that we don’t know about that Tucker can by controlling interest? Even Auntie M doesn’t have a controlling interest in CW. Abby get real. A seat on the board is really nothing more than a figurehead. They basically make policy but they don’t get involved with the day to day operations of the business. Nikki Nikki Nikki, your sobriety is and always be an issue. Get over yourself. How is the hospital that Claire is in so incompetent? They hand Claire a phone without realizing that the caller ID doesn’t have Victoria’s name or not even a phone number from an out of state area code. Worse yet if the caller ID was unknown? Also tell me how Auntie Jordan gets her hands on a cell phone while in prison? I’m glad Claire shut her down hopeful for good. I don’t believe I’m saying this but Adam STFU. You are really aggravating me because you’re just jumping to conclusions. You of all people know that there are extenuating circumstances for how people behave. As to It’s not over with Auntie Jordan, quote the Adam, Nevermore.

Is Lurch that stupid? A rhetorical question. Of course he is. What part of Hope needing space doesn’t he understand? What part of Hope doesn’t want to discuss it now doesn’t he understand. Of course stupid meets stupid because Hope is not that bright either in continuing to listen to Lurch’s psycho babble. As far as I’m concerned Liam is a fucking idiot waffle boy but he’s not a psychopath. How secluded is that beach house? It seems that the curtains are always up on its many windows where anyone could see in. Lurch and Hope are just pathetical and for Hope to accept Lurch’s reprehensible acts makes me want to 🤢🤮. For me, Lurch is lower than whale shit.