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And these incidents... Matt Got His Ass Beat Matt Almost Got His Ass Beat But A Large Man Saved His Life

While Amber is truly a disgusting hosebeast of a mess that has parlayed trashy behavior into a cushy enough paycheck to lounge around all day like an heiress in wherever the fuck Indiana, I don’t feel sorry for any of the parade of dicks we’ve seen on this show except for Gary. They’re all grifting losers that know good and goddamn well that Amber is violent, aggressive, and most importantly, NONCOMPLIANT WITH HER MENTAL HEALTH TREATMENT. Where was this dude’s concern for that back when Amber was saying his dick basically cured her bipolar? She didn’t need meds because she was finally happy in a relationship with a new guy she’d been with for like two weeks after breaking up with an addict that had a gambling problem. Sounded totally healthy and reasonable to Andrew back then. We all saw her almost beat Matt’s ass on camera in front of God and the trash truck, has he developed amnesia?

The only thing Amber has ever been good at is holding down a couch.

Lil Soapy coming hard for Sophia’s Mowgli crown. At least he’s developed a new facial expression, for a while he only made an alarmed “I just sharted up my back” face. He... almost looks a little like Javi? Just needs a little mustache.

Does David not realize that Nathan is only ever about three Jagerbombs away from bashing his skull in?

These assholes... On vacation, again.

I’d sell my body on an interstate offramp before I’d write those DailyMail articles about this hosebeast.

THIS IS A HOUSE OF LEARNED DOCTORS!

Watching him bludgeon the garlic with that glorified paring knife is laughable. Don’t blame the Adderall swamp donkey, I can still properly use a knife when geeked up. I love that they’re too dumb to not incriminate themselves on social media. I enjoy their misfortune.

This research she did... was it the same research she did that led her to think she was infertile and didn’t need to use birth control despite numerous pregnancies and live births in a relatively short span of time? Her research has been lacking in the past. This bitch has only ever thoroughly researched yelp reviews and how to collect medical benefits as a military spouse.

That’s for reminding me that even though Brittany is the smartest person in DeJesus coven, she’s still a few tacos short of a party pack.

At this point I’d settle for Kaiser being raised by some swamp vermin a la Mowgli (not to be confused with the other Mowgli, Farrah’s child).

Amber will fuck him all the way up.

Agreed. I’m from south Mississippi, and the panhandle is definitely southern. We all have Salt Life stickers hahahaha

She should get a Nexplanon while she’s there. One in each arm.

On one hand, I hate everything these tramps advertise. On the other hand, these are some fucking NASA-quality leggings if they can contain her ham hocks, so maybe I’ll buy some after all. Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s engineered by a PhD from MIT.

Hey, Jenelle did spend a lot of time under the tutelage of Keefah, and he was a savant of handcarved artisan drug paraphernalia. She should know quality product when she sees it. Sadly, it seems her judgement has only gone downhill since that time they stole Barb’s credit card to go to Jersey. She should stay in her lane, and sell essential oils, or Younique, or meth.

I’m ready for them to die in a plane crash. After David gets shot by the husband of a woman he killed in a work-related accident. I know he doesn’t work but like, okay, imagine if he was hauling a trailer of scuba gear and it broke loose on the interstate and caused a wreck. Jenelle 100% would call that a work-related accident.

Kail’s going to have to move to California so her kids can find people to date that they aren’t related to. #amess

Can these two die already? I’m bored.

And Jenelle is probably resistant to every antibiotic known to man at this point, what with the hypochondria and the poor quality of her sexual partners.

Driving across the country for drugs doesn’t make any sense if you’re paying to travel. Yes, the weed is cheaper in those states, but it’s like $140 for a quarter oz here, so you’d have to buy a metric fuckload for this to be cost effective.

It reminds me of the episode of Friends when Joey uses a Thesaurus to write a letter of recommendation for Chandler and Monica’s adoption.

Trigger, Track, Trapdoor, Tugboat... I can never remember their names, but subbing in any noun that starts with a T will do.