Snaporaz
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You're not missing much, peach. LeftPhalange just about covered it, but forgot to mention that Billy squinted.
Hope you're enjoying vacation! Maybe it's south of the US border this time! ; )
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I tell y'all, it pays to read first, watch later.
My only problem with that, stewedsquash, is that I don't like spoilers at all. But I am thinking of reading the recaps and watching the show simultaneously! What do the kids call that these days...the two-screen experience?
Often peach's asides are what I wish had really happened!
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I kept on keeping on and then had to scroll back to "bayou" and do some hard think think thinking to figure out if Nikki really came from there. I still am not sure.
That is not a peach-ism, stewedsquash...The Bayou was the strip club where Nikki met Victor.
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My dream is that Ian Ward will move into Genevieve's creepy old morgue/mansion, get himself elected as mayor of GC and wreak delightful havoc on that town. He could start by getting Paul Williams demoted.
I don't know much about politics, but in order to be Chief of Police, don't you first need to be, you know, police? How the hell did Paul get that job? He's the son of a cop, but he was never a cop himself.
Not to mention the fact that in GC, no one goes to a drugstore to get a prescription filled.
Nick should close that stupid club and open a Walgreens next to Crimson Lights.
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What was up with Ridge saying he's always looking for a way to fire Oliver? HARSH!
I don't think Ridge ever got over the wall boink.
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Sharon says Mariah denied knowing anything else about Phyllis, but she gave Sharon an idea. She wants to be hypnotized.
I recommend Neil Winters. Best hypnotist in Genoa City!
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Was this "blackmail" really supposed to make Bill look like a victim? Quinn could have asked for anything, so, no, I don't feel sorry for him at all here.
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This was a pretty fun recap for such a dull episode! Some highlights for me:
Chloe is slyly closing the door of his room and pretending she’s Victoria to mostly passed out Billy. Maybe he’ll throw up on her.
I was SO hoping this was going to happen! It would have provided some nice symmetry to Sticky in the Park.
For some insane reason, Lily has just surprised Kelly in her hotel room. She’s even brought popcorn. I mean, I’ve heard of voyeurism, but popcorn?
This was one of the most bizarre scenes ever. How did Lily even know Kelly had a hotel room? For about two seconds, I'd thought Y&R was making some foray into surrealism.
Super squint of confusion.
HA! Perfect! Billy does have a wide variety of squints in his arsenal!
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Jana fit right in with all of the Fishers. She had a great rapport with Gloria (before Gloria turned on her in favor of stupid Chloe), and was also very natural with Michael and Lauren. And you're absolutely right, miamama...she was perfect and believable with Kevin. They all really seemed like a family, and the Fishers started falling apart for me when Jana left the fold.
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The country singers' dancing didn't look anything like Flamenco. What they were doing looked more like a hula. I was surprised they were passed through with that performance. The cowboys were actually better at it.
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Billy’s being incompetent at work. Shocker.
I hate coming to Billy's defense here, but why does Jack expect the head of R&D to have the international sales figures? Not exactly his department, is it?
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Oh, sorry! I misunderstood. When you said, "That wraps up the week! South of the border, that is.", I thought you were south of the border. Didn't mean to tease you with dreams of vacation!
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First, let me say I've finally noticed the GCBlue y'all have been talking about on Kelly and Avery today. Kelly even had matching eye makeup. Speaking of makeup:
Chloe just smiles a mischievous little smile. With very bright red lipstick. Crazy lipstick.
Is she buying this lipstick at Costco or something? Not only was it bright, it looked like she was wearing two pounds of it. And, yes, she looked freaking Joker-caliber insane.
(Paul) says being a father has always been a challenge for him.
Funny, he always made it look so easy! Just don't see them from the time their infants until they've finished college!
Dimples is named Austin. He has the best hair this show has seen since Danny Romalotti.
Nobody could rock mousse like Danny. Until now!
Ian walks in his hotel room and is shocked to see Dylan there. Scared, even. I hope they don’t have to listen to Neil and Hilary getting it on.
Best Line of the Recap!
I hope you're having a great time in Mexico, peach!
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The shelter scenes were great, and they really gave a lot of information on top of the main spay/neuter message. I appreciated that man mentioning how people buy rabbits for Easter and dump them a week later. Thanks for reminding people that it should be a "forever home", Hope. And enjoy the kitty! (Oh, and by the way, ByTor, one does not own cats. They own you!)
That said, it looks like Hope really won't be taking that long to make her decision. As much as I don't like them together, at least this stupid triangle will be over!
I really enjoyed the smugness melting off Katie's face, too. All in all, a very good episode today.
Was that big black rock on Brooke's finger the olive ring Ridge gave her?
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Hilary’s a hard worker. Yes, that’s it, Neil says, she’s a hard worker. People who work that hard deserve to get ahead in life. So that’s what we call sleeping to the top now.
You have to admit, it takes a lot.of.hard.work. to feign interest in Neil. It took a lot of effort just to type "Neil" and "interest" in the same sentence!
If I have to pick a Best Line(s) of the Recap, it might be this, just because I had the same reaction:
She HAS memory loss from shock therapy..that she GOT…that she didn’t NEED..because HE HIRED SOMEONE to make her think she hallucinated her dead daughter!! “Whoa, whoa, whoa,” he says, “ you’re blaming ME now for this unnecessary and dangerous medical procedure, is that it?” O_o Then Sharon takes a gun out of her purse and shoots him. Just kidding.
But THIS line is sure giving it a run for its money:
Lily says Devon’s been quiet, is he thinking of his girlfriend , Little Miss Hotness? What? Devon is the Little Miss in that relationship.
Happy weekend, everybody!
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I wanted Bob Barker to come in and punch Medusa and Wyass when they disparaged Liam's interest in animal rights.
I didn't think they were disparaging his interest in animal rights. I took it more as Quinn and Wyatt realizing that Hope would definitely consider this a "win" in Liam's column.
How many times is Brooke going to take those papers half-way out of her purse? I wonder if Katie will go through it for some reason and find the papers, because there was a close-up shot of the purse as Brooke put it on Katie's desk.
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I don't really understand why Bill is dragging his feet, though. What Quinn is asking of him isn't unreasonable, and if giving Wyatt the precious Spencer name will shut her up, then just do it. He is his son, after all.
I volunteer at a shelter, too, and was really happy with Bob Barker's PSA, especially as Kitten Season begins. I'm looking forward to the tour of the shelter tomorrow!
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Noah is with Summer at the coffee shop and is pissed that he just got a ticket at the parking meter. 40 bucks, you guys!! Gosh, wonder what he’s going to do about that.
Yeah, especially since the poor boy doesn't have job. Where oh where will he ever get the money to pay his bills? But really, does Noah have access to his trust fund yet? The last thing I remember is that he couldn't get it until he was 25. That's why he had to go to work for Nick at the bar and live in a crappy apartment.
Yet he could afford two nights at the GCAC while his apartment was being professionally painted.
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You know, I think I'll give up watching this show and just read peach's re-caps- they're much more entertaining!
I did consider doing this, just to get 40 minutes of my life back every day. But I think you really need to watch the show to truly appreciate peach's genius for descriptives. Yes, "Esme cocks her head like a confused Labrador" is funny on its own, but when you actually see Esme cock her head like a confused Labrador before you read the recap, it's laugh-out-loud hilarious and makes the 40 minutes you spend watching the show worthwhile!
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Thanks, peach! Now I know what I missed when my mind went into a fugue state during Neil's and Hillary's gross sex scene.
"Confused Labrador" to describe Esmerelda...priceless!
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Thank you, pearlite! It's confusing, but it seems like anything related to the media business is confusing. I just switched cable/internet companies, and, for the life of me, I don't understand what the hell I signed up for.
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So...Taylor or Thorne's place in Paris is literally in the shadow of the Eiffel Tower? Nice.
It looked like it was close enough to tie a clothesline from their balcony to the Eiffel Tower.
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Devon hears Hilary having sex with someone (he doesn't know it's with Neil) because the doors at the GCAC are super thin.
I got the impression that Miss Devon put it all together once Neil came into the bar. Oooo, I should re-phrase that...Anyway, who knew Neil turns into a frat boy when he gets laid?
Dylan’s like, meh, and Nikki says she understands that having this family thrust upon him is overwhelming. Dylan agrees, since “just figuring out how you’re all related takes some doing.” HA! Well, Dylan, you’re going to need a Power Point and some banjo music.
This made me snort, and now I can't stop laughing!
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I'm unclear on what Hope was actually saying to Wyatt.
Hmmm...can't imagine why! She said to Wyatt, "I don't like this, either." Then why did you agree to it? I wish Wyatt would have told her to go pound salt. She's not really worth it.
I can't tell whether Oliver is sincere, either. His eyes shifted just as Aly told him how honest his eyes were! If he is playing her, Miss F will F his shit up!
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Explain it to Me Like I'm Lily: Recaps for the Disenchanted
in The Young And The Restless
I'll enjoy reading them however you prefer to write them!