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It would be nice if we could get some throwaway line about where Paris is. Didn't she and Zende get back together after Carter left her? And they broke up again when exactly? Taylor, too! Do we know where she is?

WTF did I just watch? Where was Scarlett O'Abbott when Teen Ash and Sleeping Ash were chained to beds? Thank gods Summer's son was found! Summer's son can shine again! But come on, really? It was that easy to outfox Jordan? Unless her real leverage is that Claire is still missing. Malcolm could fill that role. The original is out of the question, but I wouldn't be opposed to a recast. Or a recast Olivia, for that matter.

This has to be the dullest kidnapping story ever. It might have been mildly interesting if they had left Claire's involvement ambiguous. But Victor never loses, so the outcome is pretty obvious. I agree that Nate hasn't earned his way back onto the board yet, but neither has Billy. I'm still so confused by the power structure at CW. Jill and Devon are the owners. Lily is an employee. But she has the last word on everything?

During his online research today, Deacon saw a report that Sugar was released early a few months ago.

Phyllis is supposedly doing community service for killing Whats-his-nuts (not sure about any conspiracy charges), but it's happening off-screen like everything else of interest. Or maybe she thinks paying her debt to society involves paying her tab at Society.

Zende needed a raincoat. RJ's spit was flying everywhere. Yeah, why isn't anyone asking if they were using protection? Luna slept with RJ and Zende within a day or two, so is yet another WTD on the horizon?

It's been a minute and my memory is fuzzy here, but I think Lauren knows Sheila-faced Sugar. Ridge and Brooke know Sugar with her birth-face.

Sheila's picture is no longer in the opening credits, but I guess that could be a red herring

GLORIOUS ENDURING LOVE! Seriously, Lauren? WTF? Aren't you in Los Angeles right now dancing on Sheila's grave? Ooofah, the whole party was...a lot. Devon said that everyone in that room felt the power of Nikki's and Victor's love. Diane may beg to differ. Abby seems blissfully unaware of her mother's plight. Nobody ever tells her anything. Weren't the Abbott's supposed to get Ashley to a hospital that morning? She's been asleep now for 24 hours. I think that's called a coma. New Harrison is more catatonic than the first one. How nice of Victor to invite his old pal Toulouse-Lautrec. Not sure why he was waiting outside, though. I guess the post-impressionist always rings twice.

I'd love to see the CW organizational chart. It probably has a lot of squiggly lines and astrological symbols on it, and there might be a different one for each day of the week. Lily is so full of crap. Billy may not have been sleeping with Chelsea, but he had been having an emotional affair with her long before Lily found out about it. But Noah didn't back over ButtBiscuit's noggin. It was actually the Dirty Tan Sofa that entered the coma, and then he morphed into ButtBiscuit during a ghost tour of GC and exited the coma in all his dork glory.

⬆️Lauren was visiting LA a Halloween or two ago and did know Sheila was back in town. It may have been when everyone thought Sheila had been eaten by the bear. Add me to the list of those who thought it was odd ( and gross) to have the casket at the restaurant. That has to be a health code violation.

Whatever Ashley has must be contagious. Now Tucker has a few personalities, too.

So glad I took a break from building my ark to watch Show today, since Mariah and Tessa sightings are so rare lately. It's so weird to me that Phyllis would be such a Heather fan. I'm pretty sure Heather was the only prosecutor in GC who successfully put Phyllis behind bars. Maybe the fifth person is Reed, although Victoria never mentions him anymore.

A memorial service is more for the survivors than it is for the deceased. Sheila will not be attending, so I don't really get why everyone is so aghast that Deacon had the audacity to invite them. Brooke and Hope should go to support him.

I swear on my brand new $59.99 bible that nobody could be gullible enough to be fooled by Jordan's disguise. 🧔 Maybe whatever is happening with Ashley is the result of the experimental treatment she had for her aneurysm. The car accident might have jostled something up there. Paging Dr. Neville!

Oh my gods, can the AA meetings happen off-screen like everything else does? We saw what happened, so what's the point of Nikki giving the Cliffs Notes version of her whack life to the attendees? When the camera panned across the back of the group's heads while Nikki told her tale of woe, I thought they might show the face of the redheaded woman to be Jordan's in disguise. That could have been good, so of course not. Is that really a thing for people who have gotten married to each other 10 or 12 times to celebrate the anniversary of the first wedding? Do they also celebrate the anniversary of each subsequent wedding?

Lilacs are definitely viable in Yinzerville! Mine isn't doing so well, but that's likely my fault. I see them everywhere around here, though.

It really really hurts me at my core when people cut down healthy trees for no good reason.

Oh, that look Hope gave Steffy at the end..I'm betting cash money that Steffy just unleashed something in Hope. Something that will resemble the "Logan' myth that Steffy keeps spinning. Hope should start whispering in Finn's ear about what little remorse Steffy feels for killing Sheila, reminding him that Steffy actually said she wanted Sheila dead the very day she ended up killing her, letting him know that Steffy also killed her emotionally troubled young cousin. She needs to tell Finn the entire history of Steffy chasing every man Hope was ever involved with. And give details!

Now that you mention it, she was complaining about some itching recently, but she thought it was because she had changed laundry detergents. ?? She's suffered from migraines since she was very young, so it's hard to know when she's not well if it's related to that or if it's something else. I have a lilac outside my bedroom, but it hasn't bloomed in a couple years. 😕

My sister has been sick for about a week, similar symptoms as yours except for the bruising. Has the weather been all whack in Montreal? We had a crazy warm February here in Pennsylvania, daffodils in bloom already and trees blossoming early. Then last week, nighttime temps dropped way below freezing. My poor magnolia tree that was just starting to bloom looks like someone set fire to it. I think the constant wild temperature swings are making a lot of people feel under the weather.

Did Sally and Adam evacuate the building during the news interruption, or does the fire alarm not work in Sally's room?

Didn't Steffy just kill Sheila about three days ago on show time? She sure got over her trauma from that pretty quickly.

See, I made my mind go through more contortions than are in the Kama Sutra trying to explain the whole Sheila and Bill saga to myself, and none of my scenarios panned out. This time, I'm just sitting back and enjoying the ride.

Tom Ford had his Winter 24 show recently and there are a ton of posts on his IG from it. A couple of posts feature celebrities like Uma Thurman, Amber Valletta, Sharon Stone, some people I never heard of, and then there was someone who looked so familiar, but I couldn't quite place....hey, it's Lola!! She looks great, but very different, with much shorter hair and edgy as hell! Good for her!