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  1. I didn’t post about the Ellen show in the I Am Cait forum because I thought it might be off topic.

    Caitlyn has also taped an interview with Matt Lauer for the Today show, to be aired in two parts on Wednesday, Sept. 9 and Thursday, Sept. 10.

    http://www.today.com/popculture/caitlyn-jenner-matt-lauer-hit-golf-course-candid-new-interview-t42346

    This is a video clip of the interview, showing Matt and Caitlyn on the golf course, but – maddeningly! – there is no audio. The group of morning anchor people just talked over the silent video. Why did they bother to post a video if there wasn’t going to be any audio? They might as well have just posted still photos. Also I hate it when the media drags out s single interview into two parts.

    News about the car accident lawsuit:

    http://www.tmz.com/2015/09/04/caitlyn-jenner-lawsuit-self-incrimination-5th-amendment-prescriptions-pch-crash/

    TMZ, “Caitlyn Jenner: I Won't Answer Questions About the Crash ... For Now”

    9/4/2015 8:18 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

    “Caitlyn Jenner will not answer questions in the civil lawsuit over her fatal PCH car crash because it would violate her right against self-incrimination.

    “Caitlyn's lawyer filed legal docs claiming Jenner should not have to answer various questions connected to the crash while the D.A. ponders whether to file criminal charges.

    “Fact is ... it's common for any civil defendant in Jenner's shoes to lodge such an objection.

    “The stepchildren of Kim Howe, the Lexus driver killed in the crash, are asking Jenner to answer scores of questions, including whether she was taking any prescription or non-prescription meds at the time of the accident.

    “As TMZ first reported, Sheriff's investigators determined Jenner was NOT under the influence of any drugs or alcohol. But the question opens the door to personal medical information that could include hormone therapy.”

  2. Caitlyn has an appearance coming up on the Ellen DeGeneres show on Tuesday, Sept. 8. A few clips from the show have been released. One segment is starting to cause controversy: Caitlyn's opinion on gay marriage.

     

    The clip is available on several sites. TMZ:

    http://www.tmz.com/2015/09/04/caitlyn-jenner-ellen-gay-marriage-video-support-oppose/

    TMZ, Sept. 4, 2015, “Caitlyn Jenner: Luke Warm on Gay Marriage [sic -- TMZ should have written "lukewarm."  It isn't about some guy named Luke Warm.]
    9/4/2015 12:24 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

     

    From the TMZ article:

     

    Caitlyn Jenner stunned a lot of people during a recent taping of 'Ellen,' saying she was opposed to gay marriage for a long time but now she's just ok with it.

    Ellen was on her game, challenging Caitlyn who said she was a traditionalist for a long time but eventually decided she had no business standing in the way of someone's happiness.

    She sounded very tentative, and Ellen pressed. The best Caitlyn could muster was, "I'm ok with it."

    Interesting.

     

     

    Entertainment Weekly:

    http://www.ew.com/article/2015/09/04/caitlyn-jenner-ellen-marriage-equality

    EW.com, Sept.4, 2015, "Caitlyn Jenner explains how her views on marriage equality have evolved during Ellen interview"

     

    From the EW article:

     

    Jenner said that she was initially not behind same-sex marriage. “I’m a traditionalist. … I kinda like tradition and it’s always been a man and a woman,” said Jenner.

     

    But, she added, those views have evolved. “As time has gone on, I think a lot of people on this issue have really changed their thinking here to, ‘I don’t ever want to stand in front of anybody’s happiness.’ That’s not my job, okay? If that word — ‘marriage’ — is really, really that important to you, I can go with it,” Jenner said.

     

    Host Ellen DeGeneres pressed Jenner to explain her position on the use of the word, because “obviously ‘marriage’ is an important word because marriage is marriage and equality is equality, so we want the same word everyone else has.”

     

    That said, Jenner insisted that she’s “on board” and “okay” with same-sex marriage: “I don’t want to stand in front of anybody’s happiness.”

     

    ***

     

    Neither article gave the entire transcript of the clip. Caitlyn said "I'm a Republican. Nothing wrong with that."  Ellen mumbled something polite in reply. Caitlyn also prefaced her remarks about liking tradition with "I'm an older person. I'm older than most of the people in the audience."

     

    Judging by the comments on the articles, especially TMZ, people are calling Caitlyn a hypocrite. She wanted the whole world to enthusiastically accept her gender transition and praise her for her bravery, but she's not exactly enthusiastic about the right of gays to marry. I wonder why she went to the Gay Pride Festival in New York. Just to get applause and publicity?

     

    All I can think of to say in Caitlyn's defense is that I understand how opinions can change with age. I'm a year older than Caitlyn, and I've certainly gotten more liberal about some issues as I've gotten older. But I object to her trying to be some big spokesperson for the LGBT community if she's not fully committed to promoting their rights. Maybe she should just go quietly live her own life the way she wants to, and pass the celebrity "Poster LGBT Transgender Person" position on to someone else.

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  3. Now we're hearing Caitlyn Jenner thought that nasty video Tyga made with Kylie was so beautiful that it made her cry. WTF?????

     

    http://hollywoodlife.com/2015/09/02/caitlyn-jenner-tyga-kylie-jenner-stimulated-video-cried-tears/

    Hollywood Life, Sept. 2, 2015, "Caitlyn Jenner: Why She Cried Watching Kylie Jenner & Tyga In ‘Stimulated’ Video"

     

    Hollywoodlife.com has EXCLUSIVELY learned. Here’s why!

     

    Caitlyn Jenner, 65, does NOT want Kylie Jenner, 18, to rush into marriage with Tyga, 25, but that doesn’t mean she’s not touched by their love story. Caitlyn thought the lovebirds’ PDA in Tyga’s “Stimulated” video was so beautiful, so then why did it cause her to cry? HollywoodLife.com has the EXCLUSIVE scoop!

     

    “The video made Caitlyn sad and brought her to tears because she wishes she had what Kylie has — young love,” an insider tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY. “She wants someone in her life who is infatuated with her the way Tyga is with her daughter. Cait’s anxiously waiting for that perfect person to make her smile, compliment her and tell her how beautiful she is.”

     

    [The article said Kim wasn't impressed with the video:] “She thought the song was just OK and felt the chemistry between Tyga and Kylie was mediocre.”

     

    ***

     

    We're getting mixed reports about the family's reaction to the video. Radar reported a few days ago that the family was afraid for Caitlyn to see the video, insisting she'd be so angry she would go over to Tyga's house and cuss him out for objectifying and humiliating her daughter that way. But now we see Hollywood Life telling us Caitlyn was so touched by the "young love" that she melted into (envious) tears. Early reports also said Kris was angry about the sleazy video, but there have been no further "insider reports on her opinion.

     

    Well, it makes ME mad. Caitlyn was okay with underage Kylie getting all that plastic surgery, dating a man in his 20s, and hanging out at nightclubs that were supposed to be off limits to anyone under 21. And now she thinks that awful video is so beautiful. I guess she would be okay with Kylie marrying that fool.

     

    In other Kylie-Tyga news, Radar found out that the car Tyga "gave" Kylie for her birthday was actually a leased car, and it was leased in HER name. Note that Radar made a stupid mistake. The car is a Ferrari, not a Lamborghini.

     

    http://radaronline.com/photos/kylie-jenner-boyfriend-tyga-broke-leased-lamborghini-family-worried-rapper-trying-cash/photo/1194100/

    Radar, "Maxed Out? Kylie Jenner’s BF Tyga Is ‘Broke’ –– He Even Leased Her Birthday Lamborghini Gift!"

     

    Kylie Jenner‘s boyfriend Tyga gave her a sweet Lamborghini for her 18th birthday, but RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that the “broke” rapper actually leased the ride — in her name. Tyga and Kylie Jenner have been hot and heavy, but a source told Radar that the rapper is "broke and is only worth like $4 million, which is poor for a rapper."

    "The whole family is concerned Tyga is trying to get his hands on Kylie's money," a second source said. "Being part of her life, it allowing him to go on crazy vacations and get free stuff thrown at him from everyone."

    Radar has even learned that Tyga didn't purchase the $450,000 Lamborghini he gave to Jenner for her 18th birthday. "He leased it," a source exclusively revealed. "He couldn't afford to actually buy one for her."

    "Kylie's sisters and mom are worried that Tyga is trying to cash in on being with her," the family insider told Radar. "She's young and they think she might not see what is going on."

    Even Tyga's supposedly generous Lamborghini "gift" to his barely legal girlfriend could cause major financial issues. "He put the lease in her name, so if anything goes wrong financially she's on the hook paying for it," the source said.

     

    ***

    Kylie had to have agreed to accept this lease and sign the papers. Tyga could not have signed her name without her knowledge or permission -- that would be fraud. The dealer would never have released the car without Kylie's authorization that she'd pay the bill. So this "gift" was no surprise. Kylie and Tyga planned it all ahead of time.

  4. Well, the Daily Mail was right about Caitlyn getting herself a trout pout. Hard to tell for sure without closeups, but her lower lip does look bigger. I thought she'd already had more than enough plastic surgery, Botox and fillers. There are limits to what you can to an over-60 face and still look believable. She's passed the limit.

     

    And what was that big ugly brown sculpture behind Ellen?  It looked like a giant ball of poop.

  5. Eww, what an awful picture!  She looks like Carol Channing at age 50.

     

    Did that spider that made Kris' lips swell up bite Kylie's face too?  It looks like she got way too much filler in her nasolabial folds (lines from nose to mouth) which made her upper lip swell almost all the way up to her nose. An 18-year-old hardly even has any nasolabial folds, so why in the world did she do this? Or else she had her lips enhanced again and overdid it? She's made her mouth so big it practically takes up all of her chin now.

     

    And what's wrong with her eyes? They almost look dilated. She looks drugged or about to fall asleep. One of the tabloid writers always calls the Kardashian-Jenner women "the drowsy hookers," and that's what she looks like now. Whatever eyelid surgery she had, it made her look permanently sleepy. In her old "before pictures, she had wide-open eyes,  no high arch in the eye socket, and always looked alert.

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  6. Woot! A Kim & Kayne breakup rumor. It's from Radar and their anon "source," so take it with a grain of salt.

    http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/kim-kardashian-kanye-west-angry-texting-ex-girlfriend-found-messages-on-his-phone/

    Radar, "The Ex-Files! Kim Kardashian Goes ‘Ballistic’ After Finding Texts From Kanye Wests’s Ex Girlfriend On His Phone"

    Posted on Sep 3, 2015

    ... The 34-year-old Keeping Up With the Kardashians star was scrolling through West’s cellphone and “found messages on there from one of his exes — a woman he was deeply in love with before he got super famous,” a source told In Touch. “Kim went ballistic and accused Kanye of cheating on her.”

    But West denied that there were any sparks with the woman, revealed the source.

    “He insisted that his ex had simply asked for help with a project she was working on, but Kim said the messages were bordering on flirtatious,” continued the source. “It hurts him that he’d kept it secret from her, which made her even more suspicious.”

    Entering her third trimester, Kardashian reportedly wasn’t buying West’s explanation.

    “Every time Kanye tried to defend himself, Kim grew angrier and more vitriolic, until finally he just stormed out, leaving Kim in tears,” says the source. “Kim felt like she’d been dumped — and that she and Kanye have split for good.”

    Kardashian is reportedly still worried about the woman’s ulterior motives. “Kim thinks Kanye’s ex wants to lure him away, and in a furious phone call, she even told her to back off,” the insider told the magazine.

    But that kind of interference from his wife apparently crossed the line. “For Kanye, it was the final straw. He’s livid. He thinks Kim blue another argument out of proportion by acting like she caught him in bed with another woman when it was just an innocent text,” the source explained...

    [Note that Radar wrote "Kim blue another argument..." LOL. I guess she was feeling blue.]

    Now Kardashian refuses to take any chances and won’t back down, much to the chagrin of her husband. “She wants access to all of their contact details so she can bar any further contact,” the source explained.

    “He’s incredibly angry. He thinks Kim has blown this out of proportion. She’s petrified he’s left her for good.”

    ***

    So why didn't they come out and say the woman in the messages was Amber Rose? It was probably her.

    Well, this is awkward. Kim and Kayne had moved back in with Kris because they wanted to do more renovations on their $20 million house. What in the world are they doing to that house? They already spent one year renovating it.

    Poor ol' Kayne might be "homeless" if he breaks up with Kim. He'll just have to spend a few million on one more house.

    http://www.eonline.com/news/691083/kim-kardashian-kanye-west-north-west-move-back-in-with-kris-jenner-find-out-why

    E Online, Aug. 31, 2015, "Kim Kardashian, Kanye West and North West Move Back in With Kris Jenner—Find Out Why!"

  7. Oh, Kim is sure to worm her way back to no.1 with the "amazing post-baby body" blitz in the tabloids, come January. In the meantime she'll get lots of attention for her ugly clothes. And don't forget, Kanye is planning to run for President. That's convenient for further media coverage.

    Kylie may be the biggest cash cow for Kris right now, but I just can't see Kylie ever being able to sustain Kim's level of popularity. As much as I dislike Kim, I have to admit she has some charisma, the "it" factor. Kylie doesn't have that. (Neither do Kourtney or Kendall. Khloe, maybe, because she's so odd and outspoken.)

    Many people are waiting for Kylie to do full nude photo shoots, which I'm sure she'll do, and a sex tape, which she may or may not do. But once she shows it all, the novelty will wear off. It's sort of like she's a "virgin" in the context of nude photos/videos. That won't last long.

  8. Kris is going to change her last name back to Kardashian, according to the tabloids.

    http://radaronline.com/photos/kris-jenner-changing-last-name-kardashian-erasing-caitlyn-jenner-name/photo/1193530/

    Radar, Sept. 3, 2015, "Bye-Bye Jenner! Kris Wants To Be A Kardashian Again, Plans To Erase Caitlyn’s Last Name"

    You have to click through Radar's damn slideshow to read all the text. Very aggravating. However, there's a nice picture of Robert K and the Kard family when the children were small, photo 3. Kim looks adorable. (Can't believe I said that, but she really was a beautiful child.) Kourtney looks the most ethnic. Rob looks just like his dad. Khloe just looks like herself, not really like either Robert (who may not have been her bio father) or Kris.

    Photo 1 just tells you to click through the slideshow for the name change reasons.

    [Photo 2] Kris has been battling with Caitlyn since the Vanity Fair article that hurt her feelings was published — and now a source says that she wants to take back her first married name.

    [Photo 3] "She's begun the paperwork to legally change her last name to Kardashian," a source told In Touch.

    [Photo 4] Even though her divorce from the late Robert Kardashian was "ugly," she "says it's time to dump Jenner and rebrand herself," the source said.

    [Photo 5] "Kardashian is the core name associated with the family's brand," the source explained of why the 59-year-old would change her name after being Jenner for 25 years. "Kris thinks the name will bring more bang for the buck."

    [Photo 6] The Keeping Up With the Kardashians momager isn't wasting any time. "She's already altered her stationary and letterhead to reflect her new name," the source said.

    ***

    Yeah, I can see why Kris wants to take back the Kardashian name for business reasons. But what about Kylie and Kendall? Wonder if they care whether their mom drops their shared last name.

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  9. Getting off the subject of Tyga for a moment, yesterday I read some comments on another site from someone who claimed to be a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-relative of the plastic surgeon who worked on Kylie. So this is fourth-hand information and may not all be true.

    The claim is that Kylie started having surgery at age 16 with fat injections in the breasts, then two sets of breast implants. The first implants were removed and replaced. The second set was implanted because the first set didn't make her look as busty as Kim. Next she gained weight on purpose so the surgeon would have enough fat to harvest for her big butt injections. She also got fat transfers to her lips, cheek and jawline. Her lip enhancements were so extreme that after one injection session she couldn't even speak clearly. She got lots of Botox around the eyes. Her nose job was done under the guise of "Khloe broke my nose on the trampoline." Kris (allegedly) planned it all this way: she wanted Kylie's surgeries and other treatments to be done before she reached age 18 so people would think it was a "growth spurt."

    Some of those comments might just be rumors, but it's obvious when you look at Kylie that she's had an awful lot of work done. But, jeez, if she had to undergo breast implants surgery and recovery twice within a year, that must have been really painful. Plus getting stuck with needles numerous times in her face, lips, breasts and butt -- and she has to keep getting new injections because the fat absorbs into the body. Botox has to be re-done every few months too. Her breast implants will have to be replaced every ten years or so.

    I guess she is willing to endure the pain for her blow-up sex doll "career," the fame and the easy money. But it pisses me off that her parents, who had to give permission for these surgeries and other treatments, were okay with their underage child suffering like that. She isn't even through growing yet. The surgeon was (allegedly) reluctant to do all this work on someone under 18, but Kris (allegedly) told him Kylie had to have it done because she was being bullied and her self-esteem was being damaged.

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  10. Tyga is not only vile, but also a golddigger.

    I've never listened to any of his "music." Does he always do the kind of rap songs that denigrate women? Many rap lyrics make it sound like the singers are deeply contemptuous of women, thinking they're good for nothing except sex.

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  11. Story about Kris having an allergic reaction http://www.tmz.com/2015/09/02/kris-jenner-spider-bite-allergic-reaction-photo/

    My first thought after reading it was to wonder if all her daughters looked at her lip & started calling around to see where they could get some spiders.

    LOL! Spiders would be cheaper than injections, wouldn't they?

    Look like Caitlyn has gotten lip injections too. Daily Mail has some pap photos of her walking around with a new, much larger lower lip. Or did Kris share her spider with Caitlyn?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3219200/Taking-Kardashian-kissers-Caitlyn-Jenner-rivals-daughters-Kylie-Kim-ex-wife-Kris-showing-trout-pout.html

    "Taking on the Kardashian kissers! Caitlyn Jenner rivals daughters Kylie, Kim and ex-wife Kris, showing off her trout pout"

    1 September 2015

  12. I can't help but wonder what the back view must've been for Kim to pull a winter coat over her body stocking dress. Anyone else start singing The Black Eyed Peas? "My lovely lady lumps." Lots of lumps in that dress

    Seeing the picture of her kissing Kanye at the VMAs (last pic in the Daily Mail link) it looks like she's carrying a secret twin in her butt & it's the dominant one.

    If Kim is so determined to wear something long hanging off her shoulders to hide her ass, why doesn't she just wear capes? Then she could be Kim Kardracula.

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  13. Oh geez.

    http://www.tmz.com/2015/08/31/kanye-west-hosting-vmas-on-the-table-mtv-execs-loved-speech/

    Well, this is pretty much what they said on Good Day NY this morning. That as nuts as he sounded he's entertaining because you dont know whats going to come out of his mouth.  After having the Miley trainwreck host I fully expect this to come to pass and he will indeed host next year.

    The TMZ article said, "Here's how much MTV loved it ... we're told they only allotted him 2 minutes, but people in the control room were told to stand down, because it was crazy entertaining. We're told after Kanye left the stage, an MTV big wig followed him to his dressing room and gushed about the spectacle."

    And then we wonder why Kayne gets more crazy, more egotistical and more delusional. Enablers in the entertainment industry, like this MTV big cheese, are fawning over him and throwing multimillion-dollar contracts at him.

    Even the mainstream media is enabling him. I saw this article about his bid for the presidency in The Guardian:

    http://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/aug/31/kanye-for-president-2020

    "Kanye for president: could his beautiful dark twisted fantasy come true?"

    Is the Guardian punking us, or is this supposed to be a serious article? When you read it, it sounds like they wrote it with sincerity. They even gave examples of actors who became successful in politics, Ronald Reagan and Arnold Schwarzenegger. But you never know about dry British humor. There may be a huge joke in that article that an unsophisticated Yank like me didn't catch.

    That title made me gag. I agree with the "dark," "twisted," and "fantasy" parts, but "beautiful"? Ugh. The last thing I would ever say about a nutjob like Kayne becoming President is "beautiful."

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  14. If Rob shows up in public this winter and he's actually 100 pounds thinner, I'd suspect he had lap band surgery. As far as we know, he only started dieting and exercising recently. That pap photo of him looking very fat while going to the In and Out burger place was taken on June 19. But it takes about a year to lose 100 pounds with diet and exercise, no matter how hard you work out. If he shows up with nice flat abs too, I'd suspect he also had surgery to remove loose skin. If you lose 100 pounds, or even 50 pounds, you're left with large folds of droopy skin in the abs area.

  15. Here's another article about the fireworks lawsuit.

    http://www.tmz.com/2015/08/31/kardashian-fireworks-beach-residents-file-lawsuit/

    TMZ, "Kardashians: Beach Residents to Sue Family Over Terrifying Fireworks Show"

    8/31/2015

    Twelve Marina del Rey homeowners -- including several celebs -- have banned together and will file a small claims court lawsuit against Khloe and Kris for terrorizing an untold number of residents, who thought their city was under attack. Turns out it was a massive fireworks show at the stroke of midnight Wednesday to celebrate James Harden's birthday just outside the breakwater.

    Each resident will demand $7,500 ... the max allowed in California small claims. As for their damages, one homeowner says her kid freaked out. Another says she has MS and her condition has worsened since the incident. They all say they suffered emotional distress.

    The people suing say money is not the object. They want to come face-to-face with Khloe, Kris and the others and confront them for conduct they say was rude and supremely selfish. The reason they chose small claims ... lawyers aren't allowed, so the famous family will have to appear.

    ***

    Haha, that'll be fun, Khloe and Kris forced to show up in court without their high-priced legal team. I would (almost) pay to see that circus.

    I wonder which celebrities living in Marina del Ray are participating in the lawsuit?

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  16. Kim, Kylie, Kourtney, and Kanye all wore clothes by Kanye's BFF head designer of Balmain Paris Olvier something. Kylie and Kourtney looked good, I have given up on looking to Kim for style refereances, she used to dress so well, and I be like damn Yes! I like that outfit I need to try and re create that look for me. 

    Here's Kim's dress with shorter sleeves. It looks ugly as hell on the model too.

    looks_image-1098-BALMAIN_WOMEN_RESORT16_

    That dress is fine, if it's a costume for a science fiction dystopia movie. You know, where civilization has been destroyed and you can only get new clothes by hunting wild animals and making crude clothes out of the skins. You search through the rubble of cities and can't find any zippers or buttons, so you have to use leather thongs to fasten the garment bodice closed, and you use odds and ends of old industrial metal rings for decorations. You need those big pockets so you can carry rocks for your slingshot. Also nice touch with the earrings and bracelets, which look like strands of little bones left over from the wild beast meat you roasted on a stick over your campfire. LOL.

    Seriously, the dress works on the model because she's probably six feet tall and weighs about 100 pounds. Even the huge pockets don't visually add any weight to her. But on a short wide person like Kim, the dress is a total failure. She made it look even worse, if that was possible, by having the sleeves changed to long tight sleeves. She would have looked (marginally) better with the original shorter, loose sleeves. Her arms wouldn't have looked fat, because the huge sleeves would have made the arms appear slender. I don't think her arms are fat anyway. But she looks at herself and goes "OMG! My big fat arms!" instead of "OMG! I really overdid it with the butt enhancement!"

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  17. http://www.people.com/article/rob-kardashian-looks-slimmer-instagram-selfie

    People, Aug. 31, 2015, "Rob Kardashian Looks Slimmer in First Selfie He's Posted in Years Since 100-Lb. Weight Gain"

    Uh... wait... Rob's selfie picture doesn't show anything but his face and neck. But all the tabloids are going crazy publishing articles about his "shocking" weight loss. Oh, pleazzzzz.

    I'd have to see a whole-body picture to tell whether he's lost a "shocking" amount of weight.

    The People article said, "Celebrity trainer Gunnar Peterson recently told PEOPLE that Kardashian is getting fit with him again.'Rob is always in! He's slammed schedule-wise and still makes this work,' Peterson said. 'Never worry about Rob.' "

    Rob's "schedule" is slammed? What schedule would that be? All he's done for months is lie around at Khloe's house.

  18. Here you go.

     

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3213276/Kanye-West-announces-s-running-president-2020-admitting-d-smoked-joint-epic-acceptance-speech-MTV-VMAs.html

    Daily Mail, "Kanye West announces he's running for President in 2020 after admitting he'd smoked a joint before epic acceptance speech at MTV VMAs"

     

    Woohoo, watch out Washington D.C., Kayne's gonna shake you up.

     

    Was he serious, or just stoned and drunk? He already thinks he's Yeezy. Guess he thinks he can be Prezzy too.

     

    Come to think of it, a Kayne presidential campaign would be fun, very snarkable. We could snark on his campaign antics (his platform would be totally bizarre), and snark on Kim dutifully following him along the campaign trail, trying to act like a potential First Lady while wearing her tits-out dresses.

     

    The presidential candidates' debates would be fabulously weird with Kayne there. Every time another candidate tried to speak, he'd butt in with, "Ima gonna let you finish, but..."

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  19. http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-style/news/the-kardashians-dominate-2015-mtv-video-music-awards-2015308

    US Magazine, "Pregnant Kim Kardashian Shows Off Curves in Body-Hugging Outfit as She Hits VMAs Red Carpet With Kanye West"

     

    Oh my gosh! I thought Kim wore some awful outfits during her first pregnancy, but she's outdone herself this time. Scroll down to the picture that shows the side view of her. That is the most hideous maternity dress she's ever worn! She looks grotesque. It's 100x worse than the couch floral print maternity dress she wore when pregnant with North.

     

    The dress is an unflattering khaki color, has huge pockets over her big hips, and is very tight, especially over her butt. That butt, already huge, seems to have exploded. It looks like a backwards pregnancy. Several people in the comments said she looked like an overstuffed duffle bag, and that sums it up pretty well. Weirdly, her stomach, where the actual baby is, looks pretty flat. Did the Spanx work in the front but not in the back? Did she cut a big hole in the back of the Spanx so her butt could hang free?

     

    I will never understand why Kim, who has so much money and such access to the top designers, persists in weaing such ugly clothes that make her look so ridiculous.

     

     

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  20. If Kylie does marry Tyga, I hope she has enough sense to have her lawyer prepare a good strong pre-nup. Otherwise Tyga will take her for everything she has, and he will laugh at her all the way to the bank.

  21. Yeah, I believe Khloe was working out in that top, please. She's in full makeup, she's not sweaty at all, & she's wearing giant hoop earrings. She wasn't anywhere near a gym, she just decided to dress like that for whatever reason.

     

    And while Kris has chosen another wrong thing to wear (I guess bad taste can be inherited), there's a picture of her in a bikini (taken by papps, so no photoshop) & she looks great.

    I wondered about that bikini photo too. She looks slender there, but she looked huge in the rose print dress. I think the Kards have agreements with some of the paps to Photoshop pictures, so it's possible that the bikini photo was altered. Or maybe that rose dress was just cut so boxy that it made her look 35 pounds heavier.

  22. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3215509/No-time-change-Khloe-Kardashian-wears-gym-kit-Kris-Jenner-s-book-signing-livens-things-plunging-top.html

    Daily Mail, Aug. 29, 2015, "No time to change? Khloe Kardashian wears her gym kit to Kris Jenner's book signing... but livens things up in plunging top"

    Kris did a book signing for her cookbook, "In the Kitchen with Kris," at the grand opening of a Williams-Sonoma store today. However, the DM article was mostly about the low-cut gym top Khloe wore. Hahaha,the one who shows the most boobies gets the most attention. Khloe looked like warmed-over crap, but Kris' dress was even worse: a short white dress with gigantic red roses printed all over it. Not flattering. She looked like she was wearing drapery fabric.

    DM said "Kris Jenner is like fine wine, the woman looks better with age!" *choke* *barf* *LMAO*

    About Kris' cookbook, why is she still bothering to flog that thing? It was published in October 2014 and it has horrible reviews, averaging 2.5 stars on Amazon, and 52% of the reviews are one-star. Read the reviews if you want a good laugh. Examples:

    "Okay, So you figure 'How bad could it be?' Let me tell you. Eat the book itself, it will taste better than the recipes within."

    "I bought this for my mom for Christmas as a gag gift. The first recipe is for cream of wheat, and it calls for one package of cream of wheat, 2 tablespoons milk or water, and sugar to taste. The look on her face when she opened it was so worth the 3.99 I paid for it (bought it used) and everyone was cracking up. I highly recommend this cookbook as a gag gift for the people in your life who actually like to cook and are good at it. Classic."

    "Why is her family always eating out of take out containers on their show if she is such a fabulous cook? They do have their weekly Sunday dinner that Kris likes to make such a deal out of but its cooked by hired chefs."

    "Somebody hated me enough to gift this book as a secret office party gift."

    And so on.

  23. I wonder who told her that pregnant women sometimes get larger lips... Which makes her think it's OK to get some extra cc in her lips during her regular touch up.

    That's the same excuse Octomom Nadya Suleman used when she was trying to deny she'd had her lips enhanced. It was obvious she'd had tons of lip injections (you can tell by looking at old pictures of her), but when challenged, she'd say "My lips always swell up when I'm pregnant." Now it's six years after the octuplet pregnancy and her lips are still huge. Maybe that's where Kimmie got the idea to claim that her own Octolips are a natural result of pregnancy.

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