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I know everyone has taken up baking, but I'm going to attempt making brown butter cinnamon rolls. I have decided this will cure all my depression and anxiety, because everything is better with brown butter. Mind you, I have never made any kind of yeasty bread type thing in my whole life. I believe I rolled out pie dough a million and a half years ago but didn't even make that from scratch, just unfolded it and rolled it. More than likely I will regret this and I will make a hyoooooooooge mess. Also going to make my own pizza, the crust for that is already made, all I'm doing is saucing it, cheesing it and putting on my own toppings. I don't care for pepperoni so I'm going veg.

Definitely hope all is well with everybody. My major malfunction is that I believe a spider or something bit me...right between the boobs. My spare room was basically just storage and, yes, had a few cobwebs when I moved the work-at-home computer in there but they took their sweet time to revolt. Been working in there about 3 weeks and on Saturday I thought I was a cliche and a half with my bra irritating me. Like the duration of quarantine people aren't wearing pants or bras etc but there's something besides me bra itching me. And I know when people have small boobs they call em bug bites but this is ridiculous! So I'm either growing a third boob or I got bites. Does this mean my chest is a superhero now? I can be spiderboob?

Here Maggie Maggie Maggie. We have Scooby snacks.

We have those little Irish dancers, it's like tap dancing on crack. Well it's hopping. You stand very stiffly and have extremely curled up hair that bounces, and you bounce up and down and your feet make the tiniest little tappity tappity's. I've always wondered about the floors where they practice. Are you all out spending stimulus money? I couldn't log into my bank allll day and then there was no money for me. ha! I can't remember if I did direct deposit in 2018, I know when I file the federal is free but the direct deposit usually costs $20 and I don't recall if I was finally cheap enough to not do direct deposit.

Trust me, it isn't because I like her. She lived with my sister who died, there is nothing physically wrong with her that she cannot hold a job (but has managed to not have one for 40 years or so) and I have doubts about her lack of mental capacity. (as in she's crazy but like a fox) She's waiting on whether or not she qualifies as "disabled" to collect a social security check. She's applied many times and been denied. I am a cold and heartless bitch and would otherwise throw her to the wolves but dead sister essentially left me in charge of her. I basically do it so that the church people that were friends of my sister do not end up taking on the burden of her. She has zero qualms about calling up the people at church and telling them they have to buy her an air conditioner etc. She starts sentences with "I'm gonna need you to" "we're going to need to do" and I've told her number 1. you ask, don't tell and then their "benevolance" fund doesn't have her name on it. They aren't there to soley take care of her needs. My dead sister would be mortified and horrified to know the extent of her begging and whining. So that is why I do it, so my dead sister isn't dizzy in her grave, spinning and spinning and throwing the world off it's axis. I was using my dead sister's money until February-ish, money is gone. I won't go out of my own pocket to pay for her crap so I've tried to make sure she's applied for everything she needs to apply for, she's got food stamps. She has a renter moving in so that's the end of the road for me. The property is signed over to her now, once this in in force she can lose my number.

Ok, I've heard the animated one with "Miles Morales" (I guess latino spiderman?) is terrific.

Ooooo had a convo with my evil sister last night. via text, I do not "speak" with her. Generally she angers me so much I just can't. The other week I spotted a photo that seemed familiar on her facebook, I thought it was me but I couldn't figure out where/when it could have been and the photo was so bad it looks like a watercolor. I thought perhaps she has a mexican friend that resembles me enough if your eyes are blurry?? (I'm not mexican but for some reason the photo looks like a latinx??) I was like "I don't have a blue shirt" but the setting seemed familiar...eventually I realized what shirt it was, it is indeed me, this gd #!?$@##!! K*nt snuck a picture of me at the FUNERAL HOME when I was signing my sisters death certificate. Anyway I texted her that her electric bill was due, how much it was and that I aint got the money to pay for it. ( I don't, I got $47 til payday and maybe the $1200 payout can save me, I'm not exacting revenge but I've paid her bills for 6 months) Lo and behold the stupid group that's supposed to have been picking up bills has now finally come through with some letter that shows they'll be paying the rest of the year. how conveeeeeeeeeenient. She has a person who is going to pay rent. of course she does! and she's going to write a book (poetry and what not) so she'll try to throw some work my way when that comes together. I will fully admit that's been my biggest laugh this year. She wondered if I had the red folder that my sister had kept her journal in because evil's "writing" was also in there. Yes I do have said folder and no I shant be returning it. Her "writing" is literal gibberish. I may dig up some choice samples. I remember one thing was her list of "connections" starting with names of people she knows, (I was one of them) and then how they "connect" to the universe. Like 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon only all Sharon Osbourned. IT was fuckin weird!

Homecoming is the animated one, right? I've heard it's good. I watched the Far from Home one last week and it was meh. I like Tom Holland but it just didnt grab me. Sons of Anarchy lost me after Opie (Beta, by the way) I adore Ryan Hurst (Beta not so much) and absolutely Sons of Anarchy jumped the shark humongously. It's another strike against Walton Goggins for me (haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate him) hated Tig, hated Katey Sagal, hated the wife whatever her name was. Ditto the above, want to watch The Americans at some point.

Killing Eve is back and I need to figure out a way to watch "Run". It's on HBO, Domhall Gleeson and Merrit Weaver. I don't know what it is about her but I love everything she does. She's "quirky" and Phoebe Waller-Bridge is either a producer or a writer so it'll be off kilter for sure. Hopefully he gets to keep his accent.

I used to like JDM before he became negan. I just can’t figure out if this is a fly by night operation or been in the works. And whether or not it puts Chris hardwick out of business

Just saw where Jeffery Dean Morgan is getting a show On amc on fridays. Jensen ackles is doing something on it as well. It sounds like a podcast only filmed. Or semi talk show? Sounds weird.

Watched JoJo Rabbit last night, it was very good. Very odd but very good.

Hadn't noticed that but I guarantee Tiger King has got something to do with it. In retrospect why wasn't it called "Tiger Queens"? It was just as much about Carole Baskin, in another world they would have been best friends. My sister believes she has found a renter, someone will pay her $300 to rent a room. I said GET IT IN WRITING! I don't know if she has to make a specific clause that if they don't pay the money up front each month, they have 30 days to get out. It took 5 months to get these last idiots out and they had no lease, no paperwork, never paid a dime. I'm out of money, my hours are cut at work and had to pay house payment, car insurance and my first half of county taxes are due so there's no way I'm scraping anything up til after June. (and that's providing I still have a job in June and the pandemic lets us go back to semi-normal) She's had 6 months to get her shit together and she's farther behind than she was because she lost her eligibility for food stamps. The ex roommates were stuffing her mail under the mattress and she missed a mandatory meeting so the food stamp people cut her off, which takes her government phone with it. I'm getting rando texts from her friend's phone.

I must go to Walmart! I must have all the toilet papersssss!!!!

Teeth are overrated. Apparently that's what I did wrong, kept my teeth. I've got everything else, I'm poor, my hair is a bit shaggy but I have all my teeth and no tattoos. So I can't have 4 wives or 3 husbands. I brushed my teeth so vigorously this morning, I'm surprised they didn't wash away. ha

I feel so normal.

Lord help me I’m watching Tiger King.

It's so sad but I hate her too, I still hold a grudge against Claire Danes from "My So Called Life" and I didn't even watch it when it was on! I watched that and "Dawsons Creek" when I was in college or somewhere after the "age" you're supposed to watch these things and found them annoying. I still hate Katie Holmes but I've pretty much forgive most of the Dawson's cast but I can't let the irrational hate for Claire and Katie go. Jared Leto, blech

I want to see 1917 also and people keep talking about the tiger king thing so much that I gotta watch that nonsense.

I ended up watching in sections also. Let me know what you think.

Free Starz preview this weekend so I watched a couple movies. Who has seen "Once upon a time in Hollywood"? that and Uncut Gems recently pissed me off. Yes, much bigger things in the world to worry about but seriously annoyed by both movies. (they are good, so I'm not NOT recommending them, I learned long ago that my take away from films is vastly different than most other people)

I missed the premiere but there's a new sitcom "Council of Dads" that films here, I believe it's based on one of the writers family who was from here. I have no idea if it's good or not but it films near me a lot. There's a park behind my house and I get flyers notifying me all the time that they're filming there. I'll try to catch a repeat. Sarah Wayne Callies is the "mom" (Rick's late wife, Judith's mom)

Got to record most of this current season of "Homeland" with a free Showtime preview this weekend, couple movies I think so I'll have some stuff to watch but I just saw a preview for something I want to see badly. "Run" which has Merritt Weaver and Domhall Gleeson. I will watch pretty much anything either of them is in and it's coming to HBO I think June or July and now I have a sad because I can't have it now and don't have HBO. I wish Starz would take the hint and do a preview so I could catch up with this season of Outlander. Also watched the beginning of the Karate Kid this weekend. They relocated from New Jersey for his mom's job but she was a waitress. After he checks out the dojo and comes back to visit his mom she says "they want to train me as a manager, 2 nights a week and the benefits, you can't beat the benefits I COULD NEVER GET THAT WORKING WITH COMPUTERS" and I just laughed and laughed. Ralph Macchio was so tiny! and I remembered when we used to watch it endlessly and I was always obsessed with one of the bad guy's buddies. He was a terrible background actor, at the end of the movie when they're all "sweep the leg" his eyes are bugging out of his head. He always made me laugh at the time.