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I am not allowed to speak in my own defense. Not even a little bit. And he's the owner with his brother, there is no HR. He spent 20 years as a bouncer and absolutely has an anger management problem. Part of me wants to entice him to hit me and then I sue him for everything he's worth. But I don't think I'd survive the hit, he was that good of a bouncer. There are legendary tales ( he doesn't remember these things but plenty of witnesses do) He picked up a giant football player from some visiting team. Like how you see in movies, lifted from the floor and physically tossed him. And he had the entire team with him that could have started some very serious shit that no single individual was capable of handling. He does black out in times such as these. He has 2 ex wives and even if he never lifted a hand against them I guarantee there was rage and intimidation. I'm the only one he can treat like that around here, his brother and mother obviously not, the other guy was someone that went to high school with him, he can yell but I think he does this because I'm female and I literally have no say. And it isn't the losing my job at this point, I want to walk out, I know I will never win, whatever the outcome he can never be wrong. It is a joke amongst us "don't poke the bear" but there is no cause to ever speak to anyone like that unless I kicked your dog.

Today I present "The Dumbest things I've every been threatened to be fired for" Dude sends in a picture of a baseball and they're going to make cards up to sign your name and they put them on the walls kinda like when you buy a shamrock at the grocery store, fundraiser. So I find a baseball online and the middle is white for writing your name and the name of the organization above and below. I gave him a couple of options put the name in a curve around the ball, put one in a "sports" looking font, (the original was like a calligraphy) made some words blue...you know OPTIONS. Neanderthal brother became absolutely unhinged. How dare I have a gradient in the baseball. (it's a white ball on a white background...the better to see you with my dear) was my thinking. Got rid of that. There was no line to write your name (how fucking dumb do you think people are? they won't know where to put their name in the white space in the middle) Even if these are things that you want to say "hey nix this and this" duh, I literally was just giving options and he thinks he has to "explain" to the customer what "clusterfuck" evolved. IT'S GODDAM OPTIONS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. The customer had not weighed in but seriously this was not something that needed to lose your shit about. I would love for the customer to choose the one that neanderthal almost had a stroke over. I want to believe he's in such a shitty mood because his dad died a year ago. I'm sensitive to these things. I understand no one gives 2 fucks that it's also a year since my sister died but I didn't rip anyone's head off over it. But also he's just a raging dick 24/7. I'm going full time at the other job and his functionally illiterate computer self can make all the baseballs he wants by his own damn self.

I'm going to have to check with my dentist if I'll be able to talk on the day of my tooth thingy. I've scheduled it for 8 am on a Friday and I normally go to work on the phones at 5, I might be a slobbery mess. I watched a truly odd movie yesterday. "The Kid Detective". I had never heard of it. It stars Adam Brody of the "California" show a few years back. I thought going in that he had "played" a kid detective on tv and now he's a washed up adult who finds himself trying to solve a real case. Sort of a dark comedy. The premise is that he was "actually" a kid detective. Somehow in this quaint Canadian town a 12 year old solves the mystery of the stolen bike and the missing cat. Kids pay him a quarter and he gets his picture in the paper. His "big" case was finding who stole the fundraising money at the school and it's a guy names "Beansy". But then his 12 year old "secretary" who he pays in "soda pop" goes missing. And it's a real burden on a 12 year old to solve a real crime. Flash forward 20 years and he's a loser and the mystery was never solved. A high school girl comes to him to solve the murder of her boyfriend who was stabbed 17 times. He thinks it's his redemption. Most of this as a dark comedy I can get behind. It's not Twin Peaks but everybody has a quirk. Ya'll it was so weird. I should say it ended so weird.

Is there a way you can check with city/county if the property is derelict? The owner of record maybe died? If there's no one actually maintaining the property you can maybe have the city/county come declare something and then you can take down the trees that are a hazard (or have them do it). Our city recently went through a whole search of public records to find properties that the owner listed is no longer alive or paying taxes etc and I guess it kinda becomes eminent domain. for us it was within city limits and the city then elects to improve upon the property so that we eliminate blight. Don't know where you live or how rural.

Internet technician guy came and said I had a bad wire from my house to the box around the corner, then he says there's a bad wire from the box to the wherever hub so he was able to change out me to the pole but the pole to the wherever box will be today. I had internet all day but none last night. Why is it going down in the night? Are there bats sleeping on it? Squirrels chewing it? But it all better be fixed today! The other evening we bonded at work, I said something silly, supervisor said I'm so funny. I replied "people been laughing at my my whole life" so this kid Patrick piped up with "I been fighting my whole life" I shouted "HARPO" and the big, big boss piped in with "I fought my daddy, my uncles, my brothers, a girl child aint safe in a family of mens" ....THE COLOR PURPLE. Big boss says it's one of his favorites and he re-reads the book every year and watches the movie, Patrick says "it's my mom's stuff" to which I replied "shut up Patrick don't call us old" If I had any internet this weekend I would have tried to watch the movie. Who knew the color purple would bring us all together?

I don’t know what’s happening with that post ^ yes it’s code for dirt. I put it in iced tea and it was ok but sort of a grit thing. I’m not sure if baking with it would be better. my internet is flaking out on me and that’s not good for my work. I’ve got a tech guy coming Sunday. I think the problem is outside. How dumb does this sound? ... my neighbors tree is launching acorns into my yard. His tree overhangs my shed and the sheer numbers of acorns that are falling on my shed and carport are astounding. Is it bananas to think the acorns are rattling my intertubes? Picture this, my carport has a gutter for rain that kinda pours directly on the back window of my house. The acorns are dropping and rolling right in the same trajectory. And the internet hookup box is directly under that window. I’ve been working from home for 6 months. I’ve been fairly steady online. Hasn’t crapped out on me for most of that time. Today alone it kicked me off 5-6 times. It’s only out for like 2 minutes but I have to get my supervisor to kick me out of the servers I’m on. So I basically have to announce every time I’m not online. I’m gonna get a tree guy to trim the branches because of the annoyance of the noise. It’s 4:51 am and I’m listening to the ricochet now. Sigh.

Ding ding. I forgot I have agave. I’ve tried coconut sugar and it wasn’t bad just tasted a little “earthy” I got honey roasted pistachios. And I’m gonna make soup this weekend. Potato mushroom and I call it “Portuguese” because I put a Portuguese chorizo in it. Not the Mexican crumbly kind it’s more like an andouille and I had tried kefir a while ago...lord give me strength. Ok. Like a drinkable Greek yogurt aside from the fact that it’s disgusting. So today I found a pina colada “drinkable” yogurt with pro biotics. Pray for me. I don’t know if I’ll survive a third attempt at this healthy stuff I’ve tried.

Something I recently learned and I'm willing to try...pistachio butter. Obviously there are nut butters (teehee I said nut butter) you have your tahini, cashew, almond etc and supposedly pistachios offer melatonin so if you had some pistachio butter toast with honey or something before bed it can help you sleep. This is something I need in my life and I like peanut butter and honey and I've questioned "pistachio" flavored ice cream all my life. LIke, there is no "flavor" in pistachio ice cream it's just green at the very least pistachio butter can't taste bad, amiright? If pistachio butter is too expensive or too hard to find I may just pop a few stichpashios in my mouth before bed and get my melatonin thusly.

It's the greek. I had a lemon and a cherry a while back and there is very little lemon or cherry, it's just sour cream! This is also lower sugar. why, why why is there no such thing as just "lower" sugar when it comes to yogurt or juices etc? Unless you go 100% squeezed out of an orange, blueberry, cranberry etc it's all "added sugar" and if I pick up one that says "less" it's always boosted with the fake stuff. Like Trop 50/50 why isn't it just 50% less of the sugar they would normally add? (I have not reached the pinnacle where a butler squozes my juice for me, I'm at the mercy of what's available and under $6000 per glass) All the concentrates and normal juice you pick up off the shelf is as bad if not worse than any koolaid or soda. I do not want sucralose or aspartame. JUST PUT LESS SUGAR IN THE SHIT. I knew going in that the yogurt was going to be nasty. I'm doing this for my probioticivity. And I can do the regular yogurt any of those critters can work with the innards Is there anything you can jazz up the yogurt with that would make it a treat and yet still free or close to it? Like freeze the yogurt and put a fruit additional to it? I got frozen strawberries with no added sugar or juice so I thaw them out and put on ice cream, I may put my monk fruit sugar on it if I wanna sweeten it some.

We are starting a new project at the work from home job and there have been a lot of "coaching" calls as they tweak the script so I was chatting with one of the supervisors and apparently "I'm dope". One of the people who I'm not sure I've ever even said 2 words with in person and can recall only once ever making them laugh with my antics. He said I'm dope and most agreed, it's not much but I'll take it. I got to air my grievances about the one girl who called me out about answering questions when I'm "not a team leader or a DCA". If no one answers her questions she'll just sit there for 45 minutes waiting. As a side note, Greek yogurt is basically sour cream. I got a "reduced sugar" one and that makes it even more so. but coconut flavored so I'm having coconut flavored sour cream for breakfast in case anyone cares.

So yesterday when I accidently got caught masterbating on a zoom call.....SAID NO WOMAN EVER. Seriously, wtf? Jeffrey Toobin accidently whipped his schlong out. Our online meetings and so forth are not on camera but even so my paranoia harkens way, way back. I've had tape over every laptop camera hole since the beginning of time.

Scheduled my looksee for Dec 4th so they can decide if I need a root canal. My ballot has been received so I've done my civic duty. My sister has received SSI so she's off my back. I have mixed feelings, I hate that she's getting a free ride but I can't support her forever. She said she's sending me money to pay me back for what I've spent (Didn't ask for that nor did I put a dollar figure on it) Learned another aunt has died. This was my Uncle Kenneth's wife, Pat. They were divorced and Kenneth been dead and I probably only met her 3 times in my whole life. Sounds callous but I just kept singing "dead ant, dead ant, deadantdeadantdeadant" (Pink panther theme) but neither of them were great people. Along with learning she had unalived, I learned that at the time she became my aunt, my uncle had impregnated 2 women. Kinda went eeny, meeny, miney mo to pick which he married so you see what lovely people I'm related to. Kenneth was the eldest brother to my dad and he had free reign to beat up all the younger children until my father became too big to whoop. So....how many dead relatives can I have? all.of.them.

Y’all freaking me out about my tooth. Before the pandemic they referred me to go get a root canal and obviously couldn’t because the whole world shut down. It doesn’t hurt me so that’s good but I can feel something. So now I had my regular cleaning and gotta go schedule it. I’ve only had 2 cavities in my whole life. And neither of those required a shot. I had wisdom teeth out about 5 years ago. That was not fun.

The ending of Lost was bullshit. Everybody had figured out the ending in season 2 and they kept saying "No that's not how it ends" strung everybody along for 3 years and boom ended it the way they guessed 3 years earlier. I know Damon Lindelof is one of the brains behind that and I find that with a lot of his projects. He has a "big" idea and a very cool premise but there is no follow through. He was largely behind "the Leftovers" which is Lost2.0 something catastrophic happened and half the population disappeared. Poof, gone, They weren't dead but just gone. So the world grapples with that for 3 years and they keep getting closer to an answer and ultimately it ends with no answer. Like every single one of his shows is Schroedingers cat, alive or dead?

My problem with the new version of Battletar Galactica was that EVERYONE ended up being a clone. *spoiler alert* Excersized my white privilege yesterday. I got pulled over and NOT ONE BULLET HOLE! :D Got pulled over for seatbelt. I usually throw the shoulder strap behind me cuz I don't like it. So he tells me that's illegal (legit did not know) and then tells me they are adjustable (LEGIT DID NOT KNOW!) haha He gave me a warning and I complimented his pink badge (for the breasteses) and I went on my way. I've had my car 16 years, didn't know the little slidey thing can make the seatbelt go up or down. I'm stupid enough to be good looking!

I wasn't a particularly huge Van Halen fan but obviously grew up with Van Halen. But like an idiot I was blubbering like an idiot. Mostly because he had the same thing as my sister (I think amongst other things he had lung & throat cancer) and it's been a year and since my insane sister has never once let me focus on the reality that our eldest sister died, basically I'm crying like Eddie Van Halen was my sister and laughing at myself for it while doing it. Then I came up with a brilliant idea for a tiktok that (in my head) could go viral and I need to think of a product placement like the OceanSpray guy who they just bought him a truck for his "vibing" thing. Clearly I'm in a very stable place at the moment. hahahahaha

My finger is very itchy to try and watch Yellowstone but, you see, I haaaaaaaaaaaaaate Kevin Costner. It's irrational, I know. I hear many, many good things and I think there are many people I love in the show. FUCKING COSTNER MAYN! I know only the main 3 channels are actually governed by censors but remember just a few short years ago Rick locked in the train car at Terminus said something stupid like "They messed with the wrong people" and now I think they say Fuck. Some other show the other day say something and my mind did a double take but I can't remember and it's hilarious that my mind took note since I swear like a sailor.

I have hulu, every once in a while prime offers me a free 30 day and I watch stuff but there isnt enough and I don't buy enough stuff throughout the year to justify it as "the shows are free because I get free shipping" yes I take major advantage of the free shipping while I have my prime demo. I'm highly annoyed with Disney+, if you're already paying for a subscription then what they show should be free. when Hamilton premiered they wanted $20, Mulan $30. they justified it by saying that this is the pandemic, they can't open in box office so if your whole family sat down to watch then it's like $5 a person. And they yanked everything disney from any other streaming service. They own StarWars now so that means you won't get them on HBO or other places going forward. I know that in the time of pandemic and you can't get your big fancy premiere or get that big opening weekend box office and I'm sorry the pandemic happened but I can't pay another $30 on top of me already paying you $120 a year. (I don't have kids so I'm not dependent on Disney to stay sane in my household) And I don't understand Peacock or CBS all access either, you make tv. Then you make other tv you can only stream but does that means it's better? if "numbers" are the only thing that drives ratings then you know the "streaming" numbers are nowhere near the regular tv numbers. So I don't know how any of it works but there's very little I wanna pay extra for.

I've heard "The Boys" is good. I'm getting rather annoyed that every channel wants to start their own online streaming service. If we are all fed up with paying huge cable/satellite bills what difference does it make if you have to have hulu, netflix, peacock, cbs all access, etc etc, if they're all $10 a pop? You're right back at the high cable bill. Now I don't know who to believe. My ancestry dna came back completely different than the other one. This shows me 42% english and northwestern europe, 31% scottish, 14% Ireland 8% Wales 3% Sweden 2% germanic europe none of the bangladeshi and .04% chinese. I WANTED MY BANGLADESHI AND CHINESESES. It's swapped my german with my english. If you need me I'll be over here pouting. LOOK HARD BECAUSE I'M F*CKING SEE THROUGH.

You are correct there is nothing currently to watch and I'm including last night's TWD. I haven't even watched it. I will because that's what I do but not live. I know it was the return of Maggie to which I add do we need to send out an APB on our Maggie? I binged a bit of "Insecure" from HBO while I've got a free preview and I did watch the first couple of episodes of "Ratched" and "Fargo" but I think Fargo lost me.

Am I wrong in thinking Ralph macchio is wearing a hairpiece?

I guess I missed my opportunity to go to Oz last night. I went to a movie and got something to eat and on my way home there's a cop with lights flashing parked in front of my house and the street is roped off. I'm wondering (hoping) my house burned down or perhaps there's an ax murderer on my block. I couldn't see anything, I waited a few minutes but I hadda go pee real bad so I asked a dude with an orange vest and he said a tree limb fell on a power line and they were getting the electric company to come see if it's live or whatnot. So I figured I have no power and most likely won't for the evening. But he said somehow it didn't knock out power. I just had to go around from the other side. I noticed several things (not the tree) My trash can lid had been blown open. A door to my screen porch had been blown open. The wind must have been instense. I saw the tree this morning and oooh, that's gonna need a bandaid. I don't know if it got struck by lightning but it's practically split in half.

I buy the meat that gets marked down too! I freeze it immediately. I feel Johnny's thriftiness. Aint no shame in that game. I never would have called fried bologna a thing either but I learned a lot of weird things working in a deli. We had people who bought the german bologna and sliced it on the widest setting (like 1/2 inch) and they were grilling it in the back yard like it was steak. Also Lebanon bologna (think amish) is like salami that you marinate with motor oil. It smells like a burned out clutch. No thank you. At first I thought Johnny was actually living at the place where Daniel used to live, until they went there and he was looking at the pool. I feel like I need to join "IloveJohnny anonymous" it feels wrong.

He seems to have a thing for fried bologna. Which is not a thing that I do but he seems to be doing it wrong. I used to work in a deli and we have very devoted fried bologna fans. They order their bologna to fry sliced especially thick. Granted, Johnny's on a budget and maybe just using regular package bologna to fry but purists I think do it thicc!