nachomama

So I googled looking for your shootout, Nashville, and I didn't find it but what I did find was that the hotel where the con was held was closed last year for a breakout of legionaires disease. ...you might wannna get some things checked.

WAS IT YOU?????????????

I have a friend who said they had people who came down for that Eagles concert! Although I doubt they stayed for the drug deal. There was a shooting at the place where I told the kid to go get green beans. We went from zero murders in 2020 to 5 this past weekend. fun times.

Apparently my 23 year old supervisor at the weekend job has passed out twice and missed work last Saturday. The doctor says his lack of sleeping and the fact that he hasn’t eaten a vegetable in about 16 years is having the effect of no oxygen to his brain. So he got up too fast and no oxygen he crashed down hard. So I bought him snack packs of veggie dippers. And apples with peanut butter or Caramel. Told him lay off the vaping and energy drinks. He was surviving on beef jerky and meal replacement and energy drinks. He’s a full time student and full time job. He was raised by a single mom and by the time he was 8-10 she’d be at work and he would just eat chicken nuggets, pizza and fries or chips. He isn’t fat. He just hasn’t eaten anything nutritive in years. He told me he didn’t know the stuff I brought him existed. He told me the only vegetable he can say he likes is green beans. I told him where to get the best green beans (cooking isn’t an option for him at this point) I do think vaping is one of the factors. No one knows what vaping is going to do in the future. We know smoking can cause cancer but vaping can very well be fucking up his oxygen. Told him I would buy him flinstones vitamins too if he can’t eat better than a 3 year old.

I remember you talking about taking care of your wife's parents or your parents stuff after they passed. It's never fun. My sister just makes it extra drama. I'm sure most of the "locals" thought I was exceptionally harsh and mean ( I am but that's beside the point) to my sister. As "christians" they feel it's their duty to help her and I've been talking to Steve, the guy who took on most of the day to day responsibilities, he's been hauling her to court, to dr appointments. Trying to help her evict these idiots that she invited in. He admitted to me she drove him over the edge. He's done. She made an agreement with them for Feb 3 and said "don't tell Steve" that pissed him off. If she's keeping secrets from him then he doesn't want a part of it. He apologized to the meth heads and brought back their door (they were locking the dog in the bedroom) I know her too well, I know what she's capable of. They were all in the victim mentality that everybody was taking advantage of her. I said "hold my beer" but they're only starting to listen.

Yep. Probate is essentially done. I’m inches away from getting to sign over the property to my evil sister and never have to speak to her again. She’s going to screw it up but I’m out. Did my duty and she can lose my number.

this chick just "uh'ed" me in an email. OH NO SHE DINT! I can envision myself pulling out my earrings and stomping off to open up a can of whoop-ass. She works for a company that does bricks and pavers so they have a sales sheet with all these measurements and she's sending me "corrections" they no longer offer certain sizes or finishes. So everything was crossed out and scribbled over. I did not create their original sales sheet, that's lost to the ages, I just have a pdf which means in order for me to edit this, I open it and it's no longer in "fonts" I can't just backspace and re-type. I either re-type her entire paragraph or change a 3 to a 4 etc. I'm working with pictures of words not really words anymore. So in her email she says "see changes from yesterday" and in this section there were no "changes" ie scribbling. Someone had actually typed that part, thus I didn't see it as a "change" it was just regular looking stuff. So she emailed back "uh, all the sizes were changed" and I wanted to go beat her with a shoe. Pardon my lack of understanding, you twit. You scanned the page, split it into 1/4 sections because it doesn't fit on a regular sheet of paper and drew all over it. So I have to piece together your 4 pieces and decipher your scribbles, I'm so sorry I was confused by your asshattery. Do not "uh" me because I don't have to make your changes. We can say we cannot edit and therefore you must submit all new artwork.

oh, hello! Did someone say emotional/stress eating? Ding, ding, ding, we have a winner. This is probably my only dead relative that I haven't been stress eating. I just learned that the social security people don't send out the 1099 I need to file her final taxes, I have to go to the local office and give them death certificate/will/etc. I've got everything to file mine and nothing for hers. Pass me the cookies

They do say Australia has more things that can kill you than anywhere else. Although New Zealand has no natural predators! How is that? I am definitely someone who will die from something stupid like not even a kangaroo kicking me but like a cute puffin or some shit.

I just saw a commercial for the “plant based” sausage breakfast sammich thing. and I’m baffled. Again and still the plant based sausage is a why for me but the final line was “topped with a farm fresh egg” which immediately excludes vegetarians. I know there are “ovo-lacto” which eat eggs and dairy. So I have no clue who the plant based are aimed at if they’re putting bacon and eggs on shit.

I had one and it tasted like meat to me but the moniker “plant based” drives me nuts. I know there’s some kind of distinction between “vegetarian” and “plant based” products. But when I see “plant butter” it just seems odd. “nut butter” is funny but plant butter doesn’t sound good. my prison niece has only been in trouble once while in prison...she talked with her butt cheeks like Jim Carrey in “ace Ventura”. Oi vey! My relatives. also happy mediocre-bowl. I guess I’m not invited to anyone’s viewing party to eat wings so I’m gonna go try a Mexican place and maybe drink margaritas. I made some snickerdoodle blondies. So there’s that.

I have a friend who said he'd got with me to New Zealand but I gotta bungee jump. Gravity aint my friend. I'm lucky each day if I don't fall under normal circumstances. You want me to throw myself off a bridge and hope the rubber band don't snap??! I love amusement park rides, like the dropping I can do...it's the whole bouncy, bouncy and "nature" element I'm not too sure of. I like metal not rope constraining my bits. I want to see them drop a truck first. We went to Vegas and shot ourselves off the Stratosphere hotel. We got in the elevator afterwards and my friend Marcy jumped because the elevator jerked. I laughed at her because we just shot ourselves into outer space but the elevator scared her.

There are a group of comedians following Tool. Oh I definitely want to do New Zealand and I don't mean its going to be cheap, just cheap-er. Like perhaps flights may go down as a result of wanting to boost tourism to help funnel the money to help the nature and stuff. I know it's still a big stretch which is why I also know Hawaii for me is the most attainable, or you know tickets to a show here and there. It's just on the radar.

As part of my new initiative where I'm not gonna wait til I'm dead to do things I'm looking at Chris Stapleton concerts. Targeting friend in regions, Charlotte would be awesome, he's with Elle King and I've got a friend up there, unfortunately she'll live in Florida by then. I looked at Orlando and that's not near her either. Atlanta is tasty and she's willing that's got Hank Jr and Sheryl Crow. I've also hit up anybody I know who likes to travel because I think Australia is going to be cheap and that's my big dream but that's also a biiiiig stretch. I got a friend in Hawaii and if I can swing cheap tickets I got free place to stay. As yet, the yacht trip around the coast of spain, italy and greece is just a wee tad out of my budget.

Trivial pursuit takes so dang long! Maybe we're just stupid? eleventy million years to land on the right pie color and then getting the questions right. If I'm not at work I don't know what to do with myself. 20 years ago that wouldn't have mattered, you could find someone to do something with spur of the moment. My second job doesn't need me this evening and I don't know what to do. Laundry doesn't seem fun (even though I will do it) Catching up on tv is just me being lazy.

I'd watch Cockney Vs Zombie, I watched the Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. It wasn't bad.

We had rummikub too. That I played, the dominoes all I ever did was swish em around. Between games it was like shuffling cards and my dad let me do it and I liked the clackety clackety sounds. Lord, I was a moron.

I had a short convo with Butch, he's going to call me back after work. SO BIZARRE! What he remembers about me was apparently I called his nephew a dipstick upon our last meeting. I guess the nephew was running around acting stupid and Butch liked me when I put him in his place. I remember nothing of that. I wonder if he's got me confused with evil sister? anywho, just another weird trippy walk down memory lane. Oh, I have a wonderful friend who made me laugh so hard this weekend. She went to the licquor store to grab a bottle of wine and the lights went out. So she goes up to the counter, no one there. THEY FREAKING CLOSED AND LOCKED HER IN!!!!!!!!!!!! She had to call the alarm company and the police to let her out. I said I'm so sorry but that had me snorting with laughter. She said she laughed too but then she was mad cuz she was very hungry while waiting. I said she should have called me and I'd come down and we could touch fingers through the glass. Is she invisible??? How the hell you don't do a sweep before closing?

It's strange the places one finds themselves. After yesterday's talk with prison niece I find myself getting in touch with brother-in-law from a million years ago. My sister was married to this dude when I was like 7, I believe I've only ever had 1 adult conversation with him. This is the one who pushed her off the stairs and broke her wrist. I have only 1 real memory of him, they came over and played dominoes* or cards and I referred to him as "Butchy" (his name is Butch) and I remember my sister yelling at me about that. I don't recall if he was actually there or not. I was an extremely shy kid and most people didn't know I could talk until months or years went by. He is not actually my niece's bio dad but he was good to her and maintained a relationship with her and helped her out financially when he didn't have to. He was an alcoholic and apparently he wants to make amends which means nothing to me. But he also needs help getting paperwork together to visit my niece or even to send her money or get phone calls he's got to be on the visiting list. He's probably mid 60's now and I don't know why he needs help but if he's going to send my niece money then I help. I remember seeing him once when my niece was 18-20 ish so I was 24 ish. He was excited about a hat he "invented" he was going to patent it and everything. I guess it would look a bit like a newsboy cap with a glove on it. It was specifically for wearing to baseball games so that if a fly ball or home run or whatever ball got hit into the stands you could grab your hat and catch the ball without stinging your hands. Yes...that was the invention. I can't imagine how much use a person could get out of this hat or that he would become a millionaire but that was his thing and I remember him being super excited about it. *Was "Dominoes" a thing? My parents didn't really have "activities" they used to go bowling but that ended and they used to go to neighbors' houses and play dominoes. I don't fully grasp the concept of the game other than you put your 4 dots next to their 4 dots and make a meandering pattern. If you've got a blank one it can go next to anyone.

I think SOA had jumped the shark by the time Kim dickens was on there. I don’t say if it qualifies her as a great actress but I adored Deadwood and that’s where I knew her first. I did love some Joanie. (Hated the Deadwood movie) I have seen some info on briar patch and I’ll check out the first episode. I also got the “Nora from queens” which is awkwafina. I liked that.

Crispy duck???! Nom nom

I used to like the pink tablets. It was fun to flash your pink teeth. I think I'm Magneto. My work computer went bananas yesterday, had to set up a new "portal" user id thingamabob. Now cannot access half the crap I'd been working on in the last few weeks. Then go to second job and that computer goes nuts, it's on "sleep" mode and won't wake up so had to reset passwords. I don't know what I done but I broked em. We are finally at probate stage with my sisters stuff. Evil dumbass gets the house and the car and I see her on facebook whining that she doesn't want to stay there. So help me Bob, I will beat her to death if she sells and goes back home for a fictional relationship with some dude whose family has told her to stay the fuck away. She will not get very much money for the house and land, the only person interested is a neighbor, it would take years to find anyone else to buy it and it's only valued at about $25,000. She thinks she'll be getting back pay from social security from 2014 when she first filed. If she gets money it won't be the max and say she clears about $50K from the land and ssi, then what? How long is that going to last? It won't be a free house in NM, she'll be out of money in a year or two. In Texas she's got some medical organization supplying her therapy and meds, she has a church that is dumb enough to float her stuff here and there. She has nothing in NM. She's not showing up on my doorstep, I'll call a cop and get her hauled away. I'll file a restraining order. I refuse to support her for the rest of her life. She doesn't think she needs to have a job. Never been responsible for a damn thing in nearly 50 years. She can go blow a goat for all I care.

I have a genius idea...an electric toothbrush, only manual. You hook it up to an old fashioned hand cranked beater. That way you can control the speed! Legit question, anybody ever have a water pick? My dad had this system with little sprayers and I guess it was to clean teeth but I can't recall anyone ever using it. But would it have shot water out hard enough to clean between teeth? There were little pointy heads and I think there were britsley-er ones and I think it was "water" powered. Have I lost my mind? or is this a thing?

Do you work in tech? or are you just micro-soft *waggles eyebrows* Not that I ever put Julie Chen on any kind of radar but both her eye surgery and sticking with Les Moonves disappoint me on so many levels. I can't stand "The Talk", my sister, who remains breathing, constantly posts stuff about it on facebook and whilst in her whackadoodle "rapture" manic, flipout kept saying she had a "connection" because Sharon Osbourne on "The Talk" was going to "provide" ie car insurance, money for bills, new a/c. Now I'm evaluating how much of my life is based on being the opposite of my sister. Growing up she was loud, so I was quiet. She has no problem begging for money, help, etc so I ask no favors from anyone. She was a whore so I was not. She liked "Pretty in Pink" so I had to hate it. She's never held a job so I have to have 3. Sigh

I guess I'm for the 49ers now. Durnit. Also let's celebrate MLK day the way it was meant to be celebrated...driving down the street at 3 am with the the "I have a dream speech" blasting and screaming at any white people you see. Sigh. I woke up, heard arguing and thought, wow, my neighbors are going at it. Then I heard the car going vroom, vroom and the speaker, I'm all, wtf? and I guess anybody who came out to complain got yelled at. I see more 3:42 am's than I should. I used to work overnight and maybe that's where my sleep is all conflabulated but that was the one night I fell asleep! The birds were silent, the damn dog down the street that barks constantly was silent. You know your house, you know when the fridge kicks on, the neighbors a/c etc. blissful silence or eternal damnation whatever the case may be.