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I think we're at the point where they screwed the pooch and nothing they do after it is going to make that pooch any less traumatized by the experience.

After that flashback to the good times, he shacks up with the former menacing bully who caused them to meet in the first place. What a charming love story. I can't believe everybody isn't just clamoring for more and rooting for them to run back into each others' arms. /sarcasm No wonder they need Sue, Saw references, and whatever else after that it'll take to get these two to even talk again. What is wrong with these people? They're clearly trying to make this entire thing about Klaine. They're obviously big romantic comeback of the season, but every single step along the way makes everybody involved look like they should be taken to some kind of full time treatment facility for extensive help. Nothing here seems even remotely romantic. It's beyond even contrived romantic comedy stuff that's funny conflict. They seem to be repeatedly asking what the ugliest things they could do to these characters is, then doing it. That's some seriously hard to watch stuff coming up for anybody who ever liked either character or the show seeing as it's sucking up tons of time. They do know they need people to tune in to all the episodes, not just the last one where they stomach churningly shove these two idiots together again, right? I'm confused at who'd even be rooting for this "comeback" by the end. They're determined to kill everything anybody ever liked about this pairing, and there's no way to rebuild that in the last episode with a corny duet after Blaine ditches the problematic death threat deliverer and Kurt decides dating a guy with kids his age isn't for him. There's just no way it lands as a good thing. It's hard to see how either character comes out of this remotely likable. Incompetence or malice, can we tell?

They're way off any path they'd have been on without Glee making their lives awful. They're stuck back in Lima doing old dudes, total losers, and hypnotized into being interested in them types. It's a total mess up in there. Nobody is being served well here. It's still lay them low so it seems somewhat deserved when they bring them back up to ridiculous heights later. They'll still have rolled in mud and it won't make that better. It's also a completely gross final season I can't find any interest in watching. Who wants to see everything destroyed all season just so the last minutes of the show can be nice again? The watching part is the other 12 episodes of goatse stuff.

Well, if you're into Kurt doing some guy who is a self-insert for somebody in the production who had a sad that Bryan Singer no longer has parties where he can get his kink on, sure. Have some fun with that.

Kurt feels too young to be engaged, but bring on the 50+ year old man who just left his wife and two kids! So, who in the production just wants to believe he'd have a shot with Colfer?

Yeah, I wasn't following very closely, but there was definitely flouncing and trying to rebrand their charity around kids who need scholarships. I don't blame them at all for distancing themselves from what Glee has become. It did happen before season 6 went horrifically off the rails. They've probably been spared trying to deal with all this, but it's kind of a signpost it all went wrong even before they decided to destroy everything for the fun of doing it all again with much more reprehensible people. Yeah, just lie back and take it. Think of England. You'll like it if you'd just stop being so uptight. They're horrible people and see no real problem saying that in public. They're massively tone deaf, and people are starting to notice. They can point and laugh at the few fans left spamming their twitter feeds with hate, but the ratings and future job options won't be nearly as funny. For them. One pilot is already dead because HBO knew better than to hop in bed with these guys. Four for you, HBO.

Just hit it a as much as you like until you're ready to peace out on a good note as some kind of noble thing because that's what Glee says is endgame, redeeming, and how you recover from fucking that kid up so much with threats he had to change schools to escape you. Good times. Good times. Everybody will know they mean well and want us to like it if the cuter options just fuck some more before the end. Who cares how dropped out of school and fucked their lives got if you say it went okay somehow? Make up an ending that doesn't suck and toss confetti. Are you nauseous yet? One of the producers tried to go on twitter and get Klainers to donate to his brother because trust them in the end and send money seems like it could work to them. They think it's funny and edgy. Why is everybody running like death is on the menu? I have to point and laugh. No, that didn't work and the mentions are seriously funny. The brother's social media team had to be crying by the end at what he got tagged in. Their pet fan charity also completely bailed on them and the entire ship because they started hating everything about it. Yes, the box scene people ran away and probably regret the name they're stuck with now. They've broken them all except a few kids left not sure how to deal because they're kids in their first fandom.

The season theme is "comeback" so they're going to make anybody they have for more than a few episodes pathetic losers from loser town. You have to be the worst humans ever before you get everything you ever wanted because that's so Glee. By the end they'll all be dunked in enough Purell and winner sauce that we're supposed to feel good about their relationships and whatever kind of awesome winning at life career things they get no matter how much the first few episodes make us hurl in our mouths. They don't quite get that the few people left watching don't want to toss their cookies before the "happy" ending and that sort of thing is going to make viewers wander off to watch something on another network or whatever Netflix has to offer. Even with the meh ratings on the new shows, I'd still wager Glee doesn't air on a real night or the entire season they had to order. This shit wouldn't be happening if anybody left cared.

Well, Rachel did hate every dream she ever had coming to fruition, so I'd want a new one too.

This show was so much more fun when they let Kurt be a scheming little prick who had a twisted reason for being wrong. Now he just gets Dave's sloppy seconds.

It might matter if they were even trying to make them functional, but lol Blaine's fucking Dave and it's hard to care after that. Sure, just fling some glitter at the wedding and I'm sure somebody out there might be into it. There's a lid for every pot, but nobody who has actually been in a decent relationship is going to enjoy this.

Clap on. Clap off. The crapper.

I'm going to make Santana dates a guy and makes angry lesbian jokes until such time they either happen or I get to be extremely wrong. Please let me be wrong. This is all that's left of this show that might matter even a little.

I'd be more upset if I wasn't bracing myself for that next time they make Darren Criss do an overwrought acoustic version of whatever will make Kurt claim to love Blaine again for as long as he can stand living with him. Anybody have an egg timer app?

I would buy a plane ticket to see Lea Michele play Branson. If her career ever falls that far, I'm there to experience the self-loathing first hand. If these writers had any sense at all, we'd see Rachel there in cowboy boots doing some kind of April Rhodes retrospective. That would sell failure better than going home to cry on her remaining daddy. Too bad this show isn't funny anymore.