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Ashley reminds me is Suzy from Basketball Wives with the lisp. I just started watching, so only on epi 2. Can't look away!

I totally don't think Ben is as interested in Lisa as she is in him. He likes flirting, but nothing more. If he was, he would have pursued harder probably. She's doing the pursuing.

I don't either.

Thank you! I will look.

Where can I find the podcast and after show?

It just felt so contrived and juvenile for her to sit there and do that to piss him off. She is lucky he wasn't violent.

Signs your relationship is turning to shit in front of your eyes: 1. Your man would rather play in the sand with another man than to be with you! New theory: was that man-stealing Lisa building the castle with him and her date?

Because she's extra, plus he looked like a third wheel building sand castles or whatever with that couple. I think cooking dinner was also a part of the producer directives- like a mission.

Are these couples screwing?

That had to suck for the new guy- not even desperate ass Alex went to meet him. Is that going down in the show's history? Lisa is a piece of work. But, Ben started showing his ass to Michelle in this episode. I thought he kinda gave ole conservative Alex what she needed in their conversation before he eliminated her, but now I see he truly is a jerk.

Terrence tells one of the new guys that none of the women went right and Lisa has her eyes on someone else's date.

She exaggerates! Notice she was drinking Dasani water.

Asa's FB has been on the show. I also don't recall Mike saying he slept with GG. Jessica did the texting thing on purpose. 100%. She even smirked, which made him ask. All that yelling and chasing each other at the show was wrong. Why did Shervin do Reza's dirty work and mess up his relationship with GG.

I totally hate the living arrangement. The only time it kinda worked was when the mom bit the apple to end Stevie's date with Sincerely. But, it was creepy that she stayed and watched her son make out. Gross. I still don't know why she hates Sincerely. I actually like her for him. She's pretty, has her own spa, confident, obviously they have sexual chemistry. She's soooo in there. She's won.

They looked like yeast rolls before you take them apart. Or, remember that movie So Fine, where people wore jeans with fake buns hanging out. Yeah, her boobies looked like fake buns. Asses. Scraps little boy is adorable. Poor baby.

Me thinks Ashley has seen BT's mood swing before. It looked to me like she left the table because BT was being an asshole.

Why did I go look up howler monkey? What's wrong with me...no, what's wrong with your friend? Cries in my coffee

After tonight's show, I'm positive I'd still be sitting by the pier - pouting- waiting on someone attractive to come. No one floats my boat on here so far.

Oh what a she-monster that was coming into the spot to meet Donna. Donna's pretty yuck, but DAMN if that is who Maxwell keeps cheating with, he can have that thing. Two babies? OMG!! What does that dude look like?!

Sky dating...yeah, um, it made me itch.

I just really don't want to hear Ariane. <exasperated sigh>

Why did I chuckle out loud at GoFuckMe Fund??!!! I'm in. Where to donate?

I knew it was you when I saw "cornfrows"!!!!! Where have you been snark master? Look, Imma give them both a pass because those look like mugshots, mmmkay? That scene with scrap and his brother, cutting his hair to leave for jail, did something for me. Maybe a weird unnamed fetish? Anywhooo, I do realize that none of those things belong in a sentence together. ? Noooooo is right! Zaldo where is the crash cart stat!!!

And I wouldn't bet against you. And it's sad because, by all intents and purposes, she seems to have made it. She's gotta work on her insides, her insecurities.

Anybody watching???