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Boz’s hair is longer than Kyle is tall. I don’t hate it though. I’d be taking bitches out, swinging those braids like a ninja. I loved Garcelle’s whole look. She’s just a stunner.

If next season is going to be All About Ericka and her endless redemption tour, I’m out, as well.

Watching them get all those layers of makeup put on makes me feel super blotchy. The clips of Sutton after Garcelle said she’s not ‘innocent’ weren’t even that bad except for the ‘you already lost two sisters’ that was low, but the others weren’t equivalent to what she’s been getting from the gang. Ok I kind of love Kathy’s casual T-shirt, peeing her shorts, putting baggies of ice in her armpits when they’re all angry & dressed for a gala. And she was very sweet to Sutton. That whole Schiaparelli line with all the eyes and lips and toes is so damn tacky. It’s like a joke being played on rich fashion victims. I love Jenn so much I don’t want her to comeback cuz they’ll ruin her. “I finally figured out what Instagram likes-nipples!” “Hello! I’m not buying diamonds on Chucky money…… Chucky money just pays for my snacks.” She’s cracking me up. I just can’t with Erika acting like she’s got the moral high ground. She’s on a mission to make Sutton pay for daring to question her when all the others were too chicken shit to do it to her face. Never seen someone enjoy acting holier than thou as much as this grifter. She’ll be chewing this bone til it’s dust. “I look forward to getting to know all these women better.” Boz, why?! These women are awful. Ericka, stop lying, you were over Tom going to jail the instant you ran out the door. The only thing you care about is how it might affect You.

I can understand her conundrum in a way. She’s infamous and instantly recognizable. It would be difficult to do any job, like cashier at the supermarket, without people flocking in to see her. And with all the nonsense people spew online, the urge to tell your side or try to control your own narrative must be really strong, especially since she had no agency for most of her life. Unfortunately, she won’t get the benefit of fame without the downsides. And she has a daughter to protect now. So, the only way would be to go 100% offline and hope the fascination peters out over time. Also, I can’t fault her too much for enjoying the notoriety when she wants to, that’s just a sign of the times. Everyone wants to be online. I don’t get it except here I am always giving my opinions. I have no desire to be known, however. So that part always seems bizarre to me. But she’s young and that’s what their social life is now.

Corey’s cheesecake was so pretty. My favorite, except I don’t like mango. He deserved that win. The red raspberry is the one I’d probably like the taste of best, but it looked sloppy. Speaking of….Kareem…nice guy, but his decorating style is awful. I like Julian’s design aesthetic. He doesn’t do the typical stuff. So, you look forward to seeing what he’ll come up with. Too bad his cake was overbaked. I dont think it was fair that Jesse told them Julian had immunity and didn’t use it. That could unfairly influence the judging. Of course, I say that as if the producers aren’t the ones who really make the decisions. There were worse bakes than Julian’s like the one that was all gelatin, but they couldn’t resist a nail biter ending.

Most of those madeleine towers looked like huge cockroaches swarming up something, especially the second macha one-Jon-nae, her flavor was too much, but she had a great sense of humor about it. “My Macha was too mucha” Julian’s was the best, he deserved the immunity. Nice bonus that he can use it for any of the next 5 challenges. Jessie’s rainbow shirt was hilarious. I kind of loved it.

Same. Has his first wife ever done an interview? Curious about her

Garcelle: Shazam! bringing sexy back….can’t be easy to sit in tho, especially under those lights Kathy: looks classy and love her hair Ericka: sleek, but a little like a poop colored condom Dorit: classic old Hollywood aka Zzzz. She looks pretty, but I’m kind of disappointed it’s not a fashion disaster Kyle: gold sequined Saran Wrap that was put on her by a child playing Mummy Boz: A little Coming to America & I dig it. She looks like an island queen. Sutton: Best dress she’s worn in a while. But as always with Sutton, doesn’t seem to fit as well as it should for how much I’m sure it cost Jennifer: hmmm I go from Oof to vavavoom get it, cigarette girl Of course, they all look way better than I ever did or will, but just having a little fun. They can take it🤣

I think Jacklyn wouldn’t have wanted Valentin if she didn’t know someone else wanted him first. Get Laurie to chase him, but ultimately be the one he chooses, thus, validating her superior attractiveness. The way Laurie said she always does this and how angry she became shows it’s a pattern repeating, that it had to be Laurie specifically because she makes Jacklyn feel insecure in some way. Of course, didn’t hurt that her younger husband ghosted her for the night. And the phone was dead excuse is ridiculous. There are phones Everywhere. He could easily have called or text her from someone else’s to check in. How strange would it be if it ends up one of the women shooting..? I doubt it but that’d be a twist I didn’t see coming.

The brothers storyline would’ve played more authentic to me if they either didn’t a) have the weird foreshadowing of the younger brother staring lustily at the older brothers behind or b) had them Both act shocked and mortified when the flashbacks of exactly what happened popped in their heads Because if the younger brother was acting in a predatory way, why make him look stricken when he remembered? It’d make more sense to cut that one scene out of Lochy staring at Saxons behind, and just have the whole thing be the result of being totally drugged up. Then, the mortification from both brothers makes sense. And would be more plausible since I’m sure a lot of people do really messed up, regrettable things when in a black out. I actually enjoyed the 3 women having tension after Jaclyn hooked up with the guy she’d been pushing on Laurie all night. As she said, Jaclyn always did that and I totally see it. Of course, she would deny it. And poor Kate stuck in the middle, trying to keep the peace. These three characters are so true to life, I think everyone knows a girl friendship group like this. Beware a boat owned by Gary!!

The amount of things Michael and Kristine hide from each other rings false to me. It’s their side of the story, told in a way that gives them both a lot of plausible deniability. I know they’re not directly involved in the script, so all the ‘don’t tell’ secrets must just be embellishment for drama. It’s bizarre to watch this after all we’ve seen on The Curious Case of Natalia Grace.

Well, that explains why Kristine is being portrayed as a complete Saint vs Every other depiction. I always wondered when she'd tell her side of the story, but she just went silent. Probably a smart move on her part. Ellen Pompeo is hard to watch for me. I dont see Kristine. I see overly enhanced lips with a forced whispery voice.

I’m familiar with Minecraft through the kids, and was disappointed with how bad the cakes looked. So many used fondant squares, and left sugary fingerprints all over them. But I guess unless you trust your piping, it was the only option. Plus, the time limit was far too strict for that kind of tedious decoration. Too bad they weren’t familiar with the characters from the game. They were all kind of a mess. And I laughed out loud at that huge grey square as their ‘portal’ Looked more like a portable toilet. The flavor combinations were crazy, but the inside of the cakes looked so good.

Dorit probably feels like Teddy owes her an apology for something that happened years ago….that Teddy already apologized 10 times for

The guest star ROBH’ers act so different on this show vs the other. They’re so calm and reasonable and, dare I say, normal? Has she ever had Kyle on? If she does, I hope the first thing she says is, “so, let’s talk about your lesbian affair with Morgan”