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Coltee Gal

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  1. Grilled lobster - of course. Go Ryan live the high life while you can.
  2. I got the Moderna vaccine last Tuesday. My arm was sore for two days and I had really bad fatigue for three days. I’m in NYC and an in person teacher.
  3. Goodnight my loves. I will always snark you. Thanks for the theme song @Floatingbison
  4. This fool walking around with his suitcase. I can’t.
  5. I feel really bad for Puppy. Amber is not right.
  6. No mixing cooking and drugs - No. stay away from the stove when high.
  7. I’m getting a hangover watching Puppy and Amber drinking so much.
  8. Bunkies the magic hour has arrived! Are you ready? I’ve got my fat lip, weave, bald spot, Jagermeister, and my devil dick ready to fuck somebody in your bed.
  9. I’ve been drinking this entire time and had a “brownie”. I’m super low class and have a low IQ. Oh yeah - I’m also fat.
  10. Bye Natalie and DONT LET THE DOOR HIT YA WHERE THE GOOD LORD SPLIT YA!
  11. Natalie “you can’t get a dog when you really want a cat AND then get upset when the dog doesn’t meow” bitch. - The Four Agreements. Also Go. Fuck. Yourself. HARD
  12. Or the washing machine Or inside a steak or a cocktail.
  13. Brandon’s father’s scrotum bra is too tight. 🤣🤣🤣 And he’s pissed that Brandon doesn’t have to wear one.
  14. Rebecca needs a drip. Her eyes are crazy and she has no self-esteem. She looks like she’s about to have a complete and total mental breakdown.
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