PradaKitty

Brynn really looked awful at the reunion. It’s time for her to step away, get therapy and reinvent herself. She also needs to stop lying to others and more imp, she needs to stop lying to herself. Oh, and she will probably need to get an actual job and to stop living above her means.

I’m surprised Jill hasn’t come up with a scheme to get Botox (or some other filler) yet.

Like LOYALTY?!! 🙄

11 pm is not a great time to be revving up small children.

The new footage of “hide and seek” brings up a few questions like: Why is everyone barefoot (and the girls bare legged) while Jill appears to have on tights and slipper boots? Why are so many lights on? Why is the pantry so bare? … parental priorities don’t seem to matter even though you have children who look malnourished and it’s winter and they don’t even have socks on their feet. Also, why are you playing hide and seek AT NIGHT?! If I lived there I’d be sucking on a blanket too!!

The dancing!!! They look like inmates at the asylum…

Just saw the video in which Jill is proudly telling us that she doesn’t “change her bed” every week like she once did. I assume she means change her sheets and if Dave is sleeping in that bed the sheets should be laundered MORE than once a week!! so just how often DOES she “change her bed”? And how often do the kids “beds” get laundered?

Let’s not forget the always popular “skiddidh” instead of skittish. When I was in law school we had a professor who was always racing to make it to class on time. One day as we were all seated and waiting for him to burst in at any time, the girl sitting next to me said “He always looks so dis-heevaled.” I assume she had read the word disheveled but didn’t know how to pronounce it. Guess it works both ways…

Toe the line is one of my pet peeves too! I also hate It when someone refers to something bad as “There’s a pit in my stomach.” It should be “I feel it in the pit of my stomach.” The first one sounds like you’ve been swallowing peaches whole. The second one means you feel it deeply. My next lesson will be the weather forecasters use of breezy vs windy….

Nice cartoon character eyebrows, Nurie.

Wait until you seen the “lovely” skirt Jill got for Christmas! I hope Amy hasn’t had to deal with c-did. I had it last spring and was in the hospital for 10 days and lost 15 pounds! (It was horrible). I meant c-dif!! (Autocorrect sucks…) Seen?! Of course I meant see!

Jill’s new video is all about the gifts SHE received for Christmas. Dave got her a choker to enhance the beauty of her fat neck. She also got cowgirl boots with sparkles. I’m pretty sure they’re used.

When was this filmed? They kept referring to “the Queen”. Queen Elizabeth died 2 years ago!

Those look suspiciously like press on nails.

Just saw Jill’s latest Instagram entitled “Christmas Winter in Ohio”. …What the hell is Christmas Winter??!