PradaKitty

Jill really needs to do something g about her hair. I’m going to assume that the Florida humidity caused some of the frizziness, but the hair itself is extremely damaged. She also needs to do something about that outgrowth! It’s like she can’t decide if she wants to be a blonde or a brunette.

Jill, it’s not pronounced UPcot, you moron. It’s EPcot as in inEPt.

If Jaley hadn’t written the reply, Jill would have!

She doesn’t look very pregnant… This is a FAR cry from MY 21st birthday..,

Died on a TREE??

Brynn really looked awful at the reunion. It’s time for her to step away, get therapy and reinvent herself. She also needs to stop lying to others and more imp, she needs to stop lying to herself. Oh, and she will probably need to get an actual job and to stop living above her means.

I’m surprised Jill hasn’t come up with a scheme to get Botox (or some other filler) yet.

Like LOYALTY?!! 🙄

11 pm is not a great time to be revving up small children.

The new footage of “hide and seek” brings up a few questions like: Why is everyone barefoot (and the girls bare legged) while Jill appears to have on tights and slipper boots? Why are so many lights on? Why is the pantry so bare? … parental priorities don’t seem to matter even though you have children who look malnourished and it’s winter and they don’t even have socks on their feet. Also, why are you playing hide and seek AT NIGHT?! If I lived there I’d be sucking on a blanket too!!

The dancing!!! They look like inmates at the asylum…

Just saw the video in which Jill is proudly telling us that she doesn’t “change her bed” every week like she once did. I assume she means change her sheets and if Dave is sleeping in that bed the sheets should be laundered MORE than once a week!! so just how often DOES she “change her bed”? And how often do the kids “beds” get laundered?

Let’s not forget the always popular “skiddidh” instead of skittish. When I was in law school we had a professor who was always racing to make it to class on time. One day as we were all seated and waiting for him to burst in at any time, the girl sitting next to me said “He always looks so dis-heevaled.” I assume she had read the word disheveled but didn’t know how to pronounce it. Guess it works both ways…

Toe the line is one of my pet peeves too! I also hate It when someone refers to something bad as “There’s a pit in my stomach.” It should be “I feel it in the pit of my stomach.” The first one sounds like you’ve been swallowing peaches whole. The second one means you feel it deeply. My next lesson will be the weather forecasters use of breezy vs windy….

Nice cartoon character eyebrows, Nurie.