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  1. I laughed out loud when I got an email with a groupon to Cut Fitness.  I'd rather stick needles in my eyes. 

     

    Working out is one of the fastest ways to release endorphins, along with saying "I love you" and then sprinting away. Feel the rush with this Groupon.

    Choose Between Two Options
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    Cut Fitness

     

    Cut Fitness is a heart-pumping, sweat-inducing dream come true for its founders Eddie and Tamra Judge. Eddie, a fitness expert and entrepreneur, and Tamra, one of the definitely-not-homebound stars of Bravo's The Real Housewives of Orange County, work alongside a team of instructors every day to make their 6,000-square-foot location a shrine to energetic positivity.

    The space houses two large studios, each of which is dedicated to different exercise challenges. One side is full of TRX suspension trainers and cycling bikes, while the other hosts group workouts such as Cutfit, a combination of Pilates, yoga, and other flexibility-building disciplines. Padded floors keep joints comfortable, while heart-pumping music pushes everyone toward their fitness goals and dreams of becoming international dance stars.

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  2. Tre is awfully quiet on FB. 

     

    50 more days until 'camp'. Get out those Christmas trees now.  There must be a shortage of orange tanning shit around her neighborhood.  I would be going through my closet throwing out my electrical/battery operational devices just about now. 

     

    Went away for a couple days, any links?  Has the Mickey Mouse fountain house been sold yet?  When the hell is she going to pull a Tori Spelling and bring her girls into counseling to break the news to them - on camera?  Cut the anger these girls are going to feel in March, 2015 when Easter rolls around.

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  3. Lablover, you lost me somewhere there in the middle of your story.

    Mary Jo fucks with them by adding xoxo to her texts to Dean about son #1 (Jack)? If she does, I don't like her as much as I thought I did as that's immature as hell.

    She didn't strike me as that type.

     

    Oh I'm sorry.  Yeah, sometimes I make no sense.  Sorry.  That's my text to my ex husband's wife.  Not Mary Jo.  Sorry.  I just can't write as good as some posters here.  :) 

  4. I think if I were Mary Jo, knowing that Tori had come to visit me once with a knife in her purse, I'd probably be "off" as well. Wondering when Tori was going to pull something equally nutty.

    With her thigh high boots and her hair in pony tails.  A knife in her purse.  Does Tori think we don't remember the shit she writes in her books?  She's lucky Jack will even speak to her.  Speaks volumes for Mary Jo.  Mary Jo and T at the same table.  I kept thinking .... who would I kill, shag and that's as far as I got.  A clue, never ever think of Dean, I would have brought my own damn knife. 

     

     

     

     

     

    She may have had time to prepare but I liked her speech to her too. When my ex's wife starts babbling nonsense, I usually just shut up and try my damndest to not roll my eyes in her face.

     

    You are a better person than me.  I always ask "Have you seen *******, your daughter you lost custody of?  How old is she now?  Must be so hard..."  Then I get text from my ex saying "that was funny, but she may slit her wrist again."  I say -"sorry she's such a mess.  This is what we are doing for the holidays....." 

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  5. Tori just will not accept any blame for screwing a married man.  I agree that she didn't steal her prize, but she behaved badly and it's about time she owned it.  Humping her married soul-meat on their first drunken encounter goes against the whole" treat people like you would want to be treated rule".   She's clueless.  I suppose if she handed her side-pork a belt to beat his kids, she would tell everyone, "hey,  don't blame me, I didn't hit them or promise to protect them".  Just own it Tori, people make mistakes, you made a big one, admit it!

     

    Tori complaining about a party being too big?  Didn't she have 60 people at Liam's 2nd or 3rd birthday?  When it's one of her litter, she's okay with it.  Jack seems like a good kid, I hope he doesn't get roasted for being around the odd couple.

    YES SHE DID!  You are right!  She threw some huge stupid parties for HER kids.  Someone should have just given T a coma cocktail and tell her to stay the fuck upstairs.  Loved loved loved Mary Jo.  I would have been more evil.  "Remember when had lil son Lablover, it took us what, 3 weeks before we started knocking boots again. hahahahahaha.  You are such a great chef!  I love how you nuke a potato.  Remember when we played I was the butter and you were the potato?  Oh, Hi Tori." 

  6. Eh, I think that once she settles in, she'll be fine. Given the type of prison it is, most of those people probably just want to serve their time and get out as quickly as possible and making her life hell will not make things easier for them either. I think that adjusting to life after prison may actually be more difficult in some ways.

    Yes, you are right.  I can't even pretend to know what it will be like.  By the way, your name makes me giggle every time I see it.  I love it!  I wish it would fit on my license plate.  I may settle for a t-shirt.  Love it!  You just know in my house, every time we have pizza, guess what I'm saying!

     

    Juicy's have to pay up....

     

    http://stoopidhousewives.com/2014/11/12/judge-salas-to-giudices-get-the-cash-or-well-take-your-property/comment-page-1/#comment-574141

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  7. Well I think Rino did say that to VG! Not that's it's necessarily true, but that he said it.

     

    1. He has a warped sense of humour. (birdie banana sling)

    2. He was divorced from Terresa at the time and probably didn't give a s+it about her family.

    3. There was a quaver in his voice during his latest denial.

    4. VG passed a polygraph.

    5. Why would she pull that out of her ass? 

    6. Rino going into hiding when it all hit the fan in Miami.

    7. (the main reason for my suspicion) Terresa's over the top and unrelenting wild-eyed jihad (while her twin sits passive) seems to me to be overcompensation/guilt deflecting behavior.

    8. (though of another one!) These peoples general lack of class.

    Hmmmmmmmm.  #6.  #7 - Rino just grabbed his water bottle.   I'm on the fence with this now that you posted this.  Rino, Maury says TAKE THE LIE DETECTOR TEST!  I'm so confused now! 

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  8. I'd barf but I'm afraid Tori's CoCo would eat it.

     

    Yes, Tori I agree, Dean and Mary Jo.  Hey, they are not the first nor the last ex's to have hot sex together.  Mary Jo doesn't have a baby on her hip and all your stupid phobias.  Deano just wants to get laid - with no pillow talk - pick up his bike helmet and drive home to nuke a potato for Liam. 

     

    God, please TMZ, Radar, Us, InStyle, anyone...please tell me this shit is fake as hell.  60 kids for a birthday party.  Just do it, stfu, order pizza, go upstairs and check in once in a moment.  Tori does these stupid parties for her kids but now her panties are in a wad for Jack?  Call Dave & Busters.  And Tori, stay the fuck out of it and wear a real t-shirt, I'm sick of your stupid wardrobe with the muscle t-shirts. 

     

    Mary Jo looked hawt!   Heeeeeeee heeeee heeeee!  Winner winner chicken dinner!  Since we are friends here, I do the same with my ex, but I have never met his new wife.  I just fuck with her by messaging my ex.  Like this would throw her off the edge "****, call me about our son".  Or, my favorite is "You left some stuff here xxoo come by to pick it up."  She locked herself in her room over that one.  Then he told me "She wants to come everytime I come to your house."  I said "Hell no.  Bitch is crazy."  He said "I know." so now it's all secret code... "Call me about (son #1).  But if I add xo which I do cuz it's funny as hell.  Mary Jo and Dean -  If I were Mary Jo I'd be in that kitchen too talking all about Uncle Joe and Aunt Rose and tell him he is the cook....she looked hawt!  I was loving every minute of it.  Sorry. But I read Tori's book.  At 18 years old she was banging the cook at the spelling mansion - it may have been earlier than 18.  That scene with Dean in the bed "my parents were so strick at 18"  Banging the cook in the Manor....ooooh   okay.   Liar.  Fraud.  Stupid.

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  9. Tre's under the 60 day mark, maybe, just maybe she should get prepared.  I mean, she doesn't need her Louie travel bags.  She needs a Vons plastic bag with approved items for camp - it's that simple.  I think I've done more research then Tre. 

     

    Those women will break her down.  She can't hide for all the 15 months. 

     

    This still cracks me up....

     

    http://www.imbringingbloggingback.com/2014/10/02/teresa-and-joes-sentencing-as-told-by-rhonj-teresa-gifs/

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  10. It's all pretend? I'm shocked! LOL

     

    Tre....it's all pretend.  Go ahead and plan Valentines Day with Juicy.  Andy asked her if she knows what she is going into to....Tre just shook her head no.  She hasn't read anything.  Google mystery meat Tre.  We all have seen what you can buy from the prison 'store'.  Never will she look at chicharronas (pork rind) the same.  Mystery meat, just pinch your nose and ask for salt and pepper.  Something tells me those cell mates aren't going to like it when she passes on the food for ramen.  Either they thank her or bitch at her uppity nose.  The only people she will admit any thing to are going to be those women who have nothing better to do then break her down.  They are all going to have visits with family members wanting some $ to dish out the dirt of Tre doing her time.  I mean, I can shut my door when lil miss Lablover gets on my nerves and I enjoy her extra cheesy gold fish all by myself watching train wrecks - I mean Bravo. 

     

    Dina just bores me.  Unless she hooks up with a that hot Jonas boy - she can take her zen and try to get on the next Celebrity Apprentice - for Lady Bug of course. 

     

    The last shot of Andy holding Tre's hand...."You will let us film you walking through your marble mans the day before you leave right?"  Rub it more Andy.  Tre, don't do it.  Just do what that guy did on Good Fellas, down the Xanax and say "take me to prison." 

     

    "I wish I could take my dawders with me.."  You already are.  Stupid.

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  11. Three people I want nothing to do with.  Tampon Tiny Jim, Ambuh and (well 4) both of the Kims - Kim G and Kim D whatever. 

     

    "Tiny Jim wants to sit in the tree with Dina going down on his peewee."  TM Lablover27  I swear I saw him blush.

     

    Tiny Jim and Poopy Piggy Aviva's Daddy make me want to vomit.  But my Asian salad is too good to waste on that fool.  I toasted the slivered almonds and everything.  What is sad to think about, besides Tre's 4 beautiful dawders, is Tiny Jim is raising sons.  Mr. wannabe never be attorney makes me want to save Kim Richard's pit bull and wait outside WWHL - dress him up as Andy's cute lil doggy.  Then I will say "get the pussy, I mean wussie.  Same thing." 

     

    Lastly, it should be Tre's last reunion.  Cue "Climb Every Mountain" and them sneaking over the boarder on 1/4/15.  Buh bye convict.

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  12. Watch it! It's well worth the price of admission. (Ironic that there was no admission from any of the cast for wrong doing.)

     

    Um, I think there's going to be a fly flying into my open mouth and it's just been 13 minutes.  I'm just pissed off I didn't think of faxing Tampon Tiny Jim.  So far, Juicy's belly laughing behind Tre's head - my favorite moment!

     

    Can Tampon Tiny Jimmy hide his lust for Dina anymore?  It's like he's in 5th grade, pulling on her hair. 

     

    Ambuh's nose needs it's own zip code. 

     

    Team Rino.

     

    Do I need to adjust my TV coloring?  They are all orange.

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  13. "Joe and I were just trying to make a living, we're human". Gesh. I rarely wish Ill will on anyone, but I do think this woman needs to serve some hard time and labor...

    edit cause verbs should just get over it and agree

    West Coast here...  Did she really say that?  I'm coloring my hair NOW so I can watch!!  Here comes Mr. Lablover.  "Honey, I robbed a banked so you can pay off the IRS.  We are just trying to make a living, we are human like Juicys."  Does Teressssssssssssssa pick at her boobs some more?  Juicy comes out of his Xanax cloud?  I'm in.

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  14. Omg. I. Hate. Them. All.

    Jumped the shark X 1000.

     

    I'm getting a kick out of the 'report to prison date'.  1/5/15.  Don't know why, it just makes me giggle.  WireWrap ~ are you going to drive by the house to see how many TV vans are out there on 1/5/15?  So easy to type that - so easy to not forget it.

    Sadly, he's a DBag too with his spray on hair and fake lifestyle as well. They all seem to forget their prior

    seasons. All of them.

    Then again, Im the douche...Im watching both this on tv & True Tori on my phone at the same time.

    I'll see myself out.

    Go to the Tru Tori thread....

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  15. Yup. There was a guy he was fighting with and Deano challenged him to an MMA fight. Twitter fighting seems to be a specialty these days with him,. And yuk with that picture of Stella! How old was she in that?

    Hot dang I wish I would have seen this.  I would have copied my tweets and Dean's responses to Radar.  "Dean wants to take down a girl."  Like, that is a surprise!   Lil Miss Goodhand must of tweeted him and stupid girl - talked to the second head. 

     

    Re: Showergate ;)

    Stella was old enough to  where her head was looking at his ass in the shower.  It was so disgusting.  I mean - turn around and there is his junk.  It was on Tori's twitter too and her website.  It's been taken down.  http://thestir.cafemom.com/big_kid/153100/tori_spelling_dean_mcdermotts_family

     

    http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/03/tori-spelling-dean-mcdermott-their-four-kids-all-shower-together/?utm_source=skimlinks.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=skimlinks.com

     

    "Considering the 2 oldest are already seeing to much & wanting to mimic the parents it is a bad idea!

    A year or so ago Tori also thought this was cute & tweeted it. She said she heard Stella say to Liam "Let's rub wiener and vagina together. Come on! That's what mama and Daddy do!"

    She quickly removed it after immediate backlash.

    There is a discussion (and a screenshot) of it in the comments here:

    http://www.gossiprocks.com/for..."

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  16. Guess Schemer would luv for all of us to forget what she was doin' with Eddie Cibrian.

    Knocking cheap ass boots!

     

    Gawd, I hope I don't have to watch 3 episodes of Schemer's stitches on her cankled feet.  I see a Nancy Kerrigan "why meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

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  17. I don't feel sorry for anybody who now loans them money. If the Juicy's bail on paying them back they shouldn't get to write it off as a bad loan. They knew who they were dealing with and should be slapped for it, hard.

    Amen!

     

    CONVICT!  FELON!  LIAR!  POSER!  Okay, here's some money.  I wouldn't even give her gift card to Kohls.  She'd probably say "Gross.  Lauren Conrad, I mean, really?"  Yeah, Lauren pays the IRS bitch.

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  18. I caught the end - where Lisa fired little boy blue.

     

    I missed the confession FI Tom made!    What was it?  Sorry, I didn't DVR it and I'm cooking dinner and didn't read ALL of the posts...sorry.

     

    ETA:  Nevermind.  I'm catching the repeat. 

  19. The Examiner is reporting that Teresa spent a thousand dollars in a boutique on new coat to wear on sentencing day.

     

    http://www.examiner.com/list/teresa-giudice-too-broke-to-get-gas-but-not-broke-enough-for-glamour

    If this is true, I bet that friend of hers (is the desert 'friend' the one that gave the $50? That is what the article said.) is pissed off.  Hell, I'm pissed off.  Jan 5th.  1/5/15.  clink clink.  FELON FELON FELON!  MYSTERY MEAT MYSTERY MEAT MYSTERY MEAT!

     

    Sorry.

    Happy Veterans Day my friends. 

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  20. OMG! You're not the guy he challenged to a MMA fight, are you? 

     

    Yes, there was once a time after the whole motorcycle thing that Dean was trying to become a mixed martial artist. Tori apparently had everyone decked out in gym gear because of that. 

     

     

    LOL - NO!  You mean he did it to someone else too?  No!  He knew I was a woman!  He wanted me to meet him.  He said he would normally block me but he wanted me to meet him so I can "say it to my {his} face".  I said, okay, since I'm a woman, I'll bring my two boys with me is that okay?  He said "bring it".  I was laughing my head off. All I tweeted was I agreed with someone who said the picture with him and Stella naked in the shower was gross.  Stella's head came up to his "junk" if he would have turned around -otherwise, she was looking at his ass.  It was so inappropriate.  He wanted me to say it to his face...I tweeted back ~ I said "to which head will I be speaking to?"

     

    He removed the picture and all of the comments, including mine, too.  Dang, I wish Miss Goodhand would have already been revealed at that time.  THAT would have been fun. 

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