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I noticed in the obligatory shower scene, Mark had some discoloration in his skin folds. Even if he loses weight without surgery, he’s probably going to need surgery for the excess skin.

My sound is back. What did Dr. Now say? He might not need surgery?

Did anyone else lose sound? I can see he lost 97 pounds in a munt, but I can’t hear a thing.

I think this might be the first poundpicipant I’ve seen with a pool. All the others had to go to public pools where they feared being stared at. This guy actually lives right behind his parents’ pool.

Get a standing desk, Mark.

You can tell she’s probably one of those Facebook nurses who starts every post with a condescending, “As a nurse…”

Gah! I was 10 pounds over. I’m dying at, “I have a bit of a weight problem.”

He didn’t even give me time to guess the fast food stop :-( I guess I’ll do my pound guesstimate…725.

Mark is three years younger than I am, but his job history sounded like a teenager’s. “I worked at this one place after high school and uh then there was a pandemic so I had to move back home with my parents.” The pandemic hit roughly three years ago, man. There should be about 20 years of job experience in there before it.

Mark reminds me of the infamous Chad episode of Intervention. Chad who who blamed his drug addiction on his mom going out to play tennis when he was younger.

This is an obligatory TLC scene. I highly doubt this guy does his own grocery shopping.

Hi Pounders. I had chicken breasts with veggies and a whole lotta cheese. I’m headed to Room 5.

Yes! That’s what I look like with my retainer in.

Did Georgi get veneers too?! He looks like Tony Romo with frosted tips.

Darcey is totally White Lotus Tanya.

Ew! I just saw her butt implant move.

A business meeting just out in the middle of the store surrounded by customers. This is soo realistic. I can hear the mall water fountain and feral children running around the Rainforest Cafe.

Aunt Stacey didn’t come to her niece’s graduation? I would understand if Aunt Stacey had a job.

It’s crazy to me how kids get so glammed for graduations these days. I couldn’t wait to grab my diploma and go eat.

I saw the craziest Discovery ID episode that was eerily similar to the Silvas. A set of bottle blonde nut job twins who fought constantly but couldn’t stay away from each other. They went broke when the reality show they thought they were going to film got scrapped. It was also set in Florida. They drove off a cliff in Hawaii and only one survived, but she refused to say which twin she was until the ex-boyfriend of the other twin identified her.

Damn, I actually fell asleep 20 minutes ago. I was awakened by the MILFs.

I think she said niqab although she quite possibly screwed that pronunciation up too.

So basically, food truck chitterlings. No thanks.

Wait a minute. She was in the hospital after being in a car accident and then she was in a car accident on the way home from the hospital? I’m getting scammer vibes.

I don’t think I’ve ever had the raspberry one, so I’ll be eagerly awaiting your review.