S01.E08: Moscow Mule

[maraleia]

 

Red gets pressured to smuggle drugs through her kitchen; Larry publishes an article about Piper in the "New York Times;" two babies come into the world.

 

[Hanahope]

So I guess Neptunes was the company run by the Russians Red and her husband we dealing with.  I don't recall hearing the name, but I may have missed it.  Heh, that was fortunate.  And now pornstache guard is going to mess it all up for his drug empire.  I liked that Red stuck to her guns about the drugs, tho now she either may not know about it, or have a choice.

 

Funny that Piper was getting all excited over a lottery for a twix bar.  Yes, priorities do change in prison.  Loved the ingenuity of the maxi-pad mask.

 

I wonder if they do dna/paternity checks to see which guard knocked up Daya.

 

Took me a minute to get Alex's dishwasher comment.  Those dryer doors should have handles that can open from the outside, but it was stupid of her to stay inside when Piper went for batteries.  Couldn't they have come up with another story though, that Piper was doing the work, left to get batteries and Alex herself decided to climb in just to take a look when Pennsatucky locked her in.  Would she have still gotten in trouble?