Roseanne Trivia Game

[peacheslatour]

She was young and healthy?

[Mmmfloorpie]

Some of the Qs are getting really hard. 

I went back to find that song but it's incredibly quiet and most of it is covered up by dialogue/the laugh track. Plus I've never heard that song in my life which made it more difficult lol.

[peacheslatour]

1 minute ago, Mmmfloorpie said:

Some of the Qs are getting really hard. 

I went back to find that song but it's incredibly quiet and most of it is covered up by dialogue/the laugh track. Plus I've never heard that song in my life which made it more difficult lol.

It's a beautiful song. You should give it a listen.

[AM1418]

1 hour ago, peacheslatour said:

She was young and healthy?

She was 3 innings into a no hitter 

1 hour ago, Mmmfloorpie said:

Some of the Qs are getting really hard. 

I went back to find that song but it's incredibly quiet and most of it is covered up by dialogue/the laugh track. Plus I've never heard that song in my life which made it more difficult lol.

I agree, the questions are getting quite a bit harder, which is nice sometimes but not ALL the questions. 

Why does Ms. Crane call Roseanne to the school for a parent teach conference? 

[peacheslatour]

Darlene was barking in class. "Our whole family barks!"

What was the name of the woman Dan was having romantic dreams about?

[chocolatine]

8 minutes ago, peacheslatour said:

What was the name of the woman Dan was having romantic dreams about?

Marge Dolman.

Why didn't Cousin Ronnie let Roseanne be a bridesmaid in her wedding?

[Bastet]

Marge Dolman

What's the name of the mall security guard who keeps bugging Jackie (to get together and kill something) when Roseanne is trying to talk to her about those dreams of Dan's?

[peacheslatour]

3 minutes ago, chocolatine said:

Marge Dolman.

Why didn't Cousin Ronnie let Roseanne be a bridesmaid in her wedding?

Because there wasn't enough tangerine chiff-on in the entire state of Illinois.

[AM1418]

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What's the name of the mall security guard who keeps bugging Jackie (to get together and kill something) when Roseanne is trying to talk to her about those dreams of Dan's?

Carl?

 

What did Bonnie confess to doing when we find out why Jackie becomes a trucker?

Edited April 10, 2018 by AM1418

[peacheslatour]

Back when she and Duke were drinkin' they robbed liquor store.

What did Pete, the creepozoid who was hitting on Jackie in the Saturday episode do for a living?

[Mmmfloorpie]

1 hour ago, peacheslatour said:

Back when she and Duke were drinkin' they robbed liquor store.

What did Pete, the creepozoid who was hitting on Jackie in the Saturday episode do for a living?

I thought it was Dwight? And he owned a hardware store?

What song did Jackie, Crystal and Roseanne sing (badly) when Dan danced with Darlene in the living room?

[peacheslatour]

You're right it was Dwight and yes he owned a hardware store.

Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen.

How much money did Arnie borrow from Dan for Nancy's "gift"?

[Mmmfloorpie]

37 minutes ago, peacheslatour said:

You're right it was Dwight and yes he owned a hardware store.

Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen.

How much money did Arnie borrow from Dan for Nancy's "gift"?

Incorrect. The question remains open.

What song did Jackie, Crystal and Roseanne sing (badly) when Dan danced with Darlene in the living room?

[AM1418]

16 hours ago, Mmmfloorpie said:

Incorrect. The question remains open.

What song did Jackie, Crystal and Roseanne sing (badly) when Dan danced with Darlene in the living room?

Color My World by Chicago? It sounded familiar and I googled the lyrics to make sure.

 

From the Home-Ec episode, how do we know when meatloaf is done?

[Mmmfloorpie]

55 minutes ago, AM1418 said:

Color My World by Chicago? It sounded familiar and I googled the lyrics to make sure.

 

From the Home-Ec episode, how do we know when meatloaf is done?

Ding ding ding!

[peacheslatour]

58 minutes ago, AM1418 said:

Color My World by Chicago? It sounded familiar and I googled the lyrics to make sure.

 

From the Home-Ec episode, how do we know when meatloaf is done?

When the oldest kid comes in and says "Oh, god not meatloaf again!"

What vegetables does Ed hate?

[AM1418]

Carrots? That’s sticking out for some reason. 

 

Ok, so not super tough, but a long one. What are all the jobs that Roseanne held throughout the show? 

(Hint: if my calculation is right, I counted 10 jobs that Roseanne held throughout the old series. I’m not counting her as an Uber driver. First 8 out of 10 wins.)

[Bastet]

I also came up with ten:

Factory worker at Wellman
Telemarketer for Magazine Discount House
Bartender at The Lobo
Temp assistant for the annoying architect, Burt
Fast food worker at Chicken Divine
Floor sweeper/shampooer at Art’s Beauty Salon (or something like that)
Server at Rodbell’s diner/luncheonette/whatever
Front desk/sales at Lanford Custom Cycle
Owner, cook, server, etc. at The Lunchbox
Marketer (free samples) at The Buy ‘n’ Bag

That was fun, so I'll make mine: What jobs did Jackie have over the course of the series?

[Mmmfloorpie]

8 hours ago, Bastet said:

I also came up with ten:

Factory worker at Wellman
Telemarketer for Magazine Discount House
Bartender at The Lobo
Temp assistant for the annoying architect, Burt
Fast food worker at Chicken Divine
Floor sweeper/shampooer at Art’s Beauty Salon (or something like that)
Server at Rodbell’s diner/luncheonette/whatever
Front desk/sales at Lanford Custom Cycle
Owner, cook, server, etc. at The Lunchbox
Marketer (free samples) at The Buy ‘n’ Bag

That was fun, so I'll make mine: What jobs did Jackie have over the course of the series?

Hmm that's a tough one. Do volunteer positions count? Lol.

Wellman

Lobo

Police woman

Lanford community theatre

Sent away to be a massage therapist but never actually did it 

Truck driver

Lunchbox

Buy n Bag?

 

Continuing the theme, what jobs did Dan have?

[AM1418]

10 hours ago, Bastet said:

I also came up with ten:

Factory worker at Wellman
Telemarketer for Magazine Discount House
Bartender at The Lobo
Temp assistant for the annoying architect, Burt
Fast food worker at Chicken Divine
Floor sweeper/shampooer at Art’s Beauty Salon (or something like that)
Server at Rodbell’s diner/luncheonette/whatever
Front desk/sales at Lanford Custom Cycle
Owner, cook, server, etc. at The Lunchbox
Marketer (free samples) at The Buy ‘n’ Bag

That was fun, so I'll make mine: What jobs did Jackie have over the course of the series?

Nice Job!! I only had one different. I included her stint as a TV Talk Show Host instead of the Bike Shop.

1 hour ago, Mmmfloorpie said:

Hmm that's a tough one. Do volunteer positions count? Lol.

Wellman

Lobo

Police woman

Lanford community theatre

Sent away to be a massage therapist but never actually did it 

Truck driver

Lunchbox

Buy n Bag?

 

Continuing the theme, what jobs did Dan have?

I don't remember Jackie working at the Lobo? She was the Perfume Sniper Lady at the Mall though. LOL

[AM1418]

1 hour ago, Mmmfloorpie said:

Continuing the theme, what jobs did Dan have?

Owner/Operator 4 Aces Construction

Owner/Operator of Lanford Custom Cycle

There was mention of him being an Activities Director, but I don't know that he ever actually did that

Supervisor/worked for the City

Worked at the prison/drywalling

Got roped into flipping houses 

Worked part time at the Big and Tall store to pay for Roseanne's ring

 

I think that's it? 

 

 

What was Ed's job?

[peacheslatour]

Outside sales. 

[SuprSuprElevated]

Dan also sold hot tubs/spas at Lanford Days festival.  

[AM1418]

1 hour ago, SuprSuprElevated said:

Dan also sold hot tubs/spas at Lanford Days festival.  

Good catch. I forgot about that one.

 

In the episode Canoga Time, Darlene can't match the red ink Ms. Crane used on her report card so she can change her D to a B. Where does Darlene say Ms. Crane probably gets her red ink from?

Edited April 12, 2018 by AM1418

[Bastet]

4 hours ago, AM1418 said:

I don't remember Jackie working at the Lobo?

I don't, either.  Roseanne worked there for a while, but I only recall Jackie as a customer.

[peacheslatour]

She did. Right before Communicable Theater.

[Mmmfloorpie]

4 hours ago, AM1418 said:

Nice Job!! I only had one different. I included her stint as a TV Talk Show Host instead of the Bike Shop.

I don't remember Jackie working at the Lobo? She was the Perfume Sniper Lady at the Mall though. LOL

Perfume sniper! Good one.

I don't think Jackie working at Lobo was shown but it was mentioned a couple times in dialogue. 

The second season Thanksgiving ep before she told her parents about becoming a police woman Bev starts into a big speech at the dinner table. She says something about Jackie wasting her life away waiting tables at a bar.

There is another scene somewhere where Roseanne references Jackie working at the Lobo. Was inbetween Wellman and police.

Edit: I went back to the Thanksgiving ep. The quote from Bev was "If you want to waste your life living alone and working at a bar...".

Edited April 12, 2018 by Mmmfloorpie

[Bastet]

Oh, that's right:

"Whenever I go on an interview, I just go as me."
"That's why you work in a bar."

That's what Jackie did when they first quit Wellman.  I don't know that we ever specifically heard she was working at The Lobo, but that's the only bar anyone in Lanford ever seemed to go to, and it wasn't all that long after Jackie became a cop that Roseanne picked up some night shifts there, so it would stand to reason that The Lobo is where Jackie had worked, and then when Roseanne needed a second job, she had that connection (beyond being a customer).

[Mmmfloorpie]

19 minutes ago, Bastet said:

Oh, that's right:

"Whenever I go on an interview, I just go as me."
"That's why you work in a bar."

That's what Jackie did when they first quit Wellman.  I don't know that we ever specifically heard she was working at The Lobo, but that's the only bar anyone in Lanford ever seemed to go to, and it wasn't all that long after Jackie became a cop that Roseanne picked up some night shifts there, so it would stand to reason that The Lobo is where Jackie had worked, and then when Roseanne needed a second job, she had that connection (beyond being a customer).

I'm reviewing episodes from that time rn lol.

Peaches might be right that she went back there after being a police woman too.

[Bastet]

3 hours ago, AM1418 said:

Where does Darlene say Ms. Crane probably gets her red ink from?

Ha - I got distracted by Jackie working at The Lobo and forgot to answer the next trivia question.

By draining the blood of stray cats.

What song does Dan sing while trying to scrub paint out of the carpet?

(That's how Roseanne-obsessed I am - that song came up on my iPod while I took an after-lunch walk, and I immediately flashed on Dan - and then came here to post it as the next question.  Now, and only now, I will actually get back to work.)

Edited April 12, 2018 by Bastet

[peacheslatour]

Sometimes It's Hard To Be A Woman?

What is the name of the casket Jackie said Roseanne would never get?

[Bastet]

3 minutes ago, peacheslatour said:

Sometimes It's Hard To Be A Woman?

Close enough - It's Tammy Wynette's Stand By Your Man, but that's its opening line.

[peacheslatour]

Sorry, not much of a country music fan. I just remember laughing at the way Dan sang it with just the right amount of conviction.

[AM1418]

16 hours ago, peacheslatour said:

What is the name of the casket Jackie said Roseanne would never get?

I know the casket was white and that was why she said Roseanne would hate it. Is it the White Rose or White Lily or something like that?

What was the name of the girl (I call her Mini-Roseanne) that DJ took to the dance in "The Blaming of the Shrew?"

Edited April 13, 2018 by AM1418

[peacheslatour]

Yep, it was White Rose.

I think her name was Lisa?

From the episode where Roseanne and Dan make their will. What do you do if it's 2 am and Becky's still not home from her date?

Edited April 13, 2018 by peacheslatour

[Mmmfloorpie]

On 13/04/2018 at 10:36 AM, peacheslatour said:

Yep, it was White Rose.

I think her name was Lisa?

From the episode where Roseanne and Dan make their will. What do you do if it's 2 am and Becky's still not home from her date?

Is Jackie home from her date yet? Threaten Darlene's life I think.

Which apartment number does Jackie live in for the first 4 seasons?

[peacheslatour]

Ding, ding ding! We have a winner.

#2?

[Mmmfloorpie]

1 hour ago, peacheslatour said:

Ding, ding ding! We have a winner.

#2?

No. The way I phrased it is a bit of a trick question. (That's a hint haha).

[peacheslatour]

No number?

[Mmmfloorpie]

18 minutes ago, peacheslatour said:

No number?

It's not a number but it is marked.

[peacheslatour]

Okay this is driving me crazy. The letter B ?

[Mmmfloorpie]

4 minutes ago, peacheslatour said:

Okay this is driving me crazy. The letter B ?

Apartment A.

[AM1418]

It doesn't look like another question was asked, so I'll ask a new one.

What was the name of the episode where Dan visits Fisher because he beat the crap out of Jackie?

[peacheslatour]

Crime and Punishment.

What was the name of the mom who gave DJ the tatty little dog?

[AM1418]

Lorraine, and you wouldn't believe the kind of day she had!

What did Bev think Jackie would name her baby if it was a boy?

[peacheslatour]

Bongo. You know, that rock singer she liked.

What were the two names Becky could have had, seeing that it was the seventies?

[chocolatine]

2 minutes ago, peacheslatour said:

What were the two names Becky could have had, seeing that it was the seventies?

Chablis or Frampton?

What did DJ's friend Sheila like to eat?

[peacheslatour]

Sheila? I don't remember her.

[chocolatine]

I don't think she ever appeared, DJ just told Dan and Roseanne one day that he has a new friend named Sheila, she's going to come over to dinner, and told them what she likes to eat.

Hint: it's a food that's supposedly featured in every episode in one way or another.

Edited April 23, 2018 by chocolatine

[peacheslatour]

Corn!

What color was the corsage DJ gave Lisa That in no way went with the color of her dress which was ________?