ElectricBoogaloo January 9, 2016 Share January 9, 2016 Chuck Sr.: Skip knows what he did was wrong. Chuck: Now that he's been convicted. Bobby: What's the point of having fuck you money if you never say, "Fuck you"? Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo January 25, 2016 Author Share January 25, 2016 (edited) Chuck: Give me some more of those cold sesame noodles, would you? Bryan: No, these are dandan noodles. Chuck: Same fucking thing. Bryan: No, one's Sichuan, the other Taiwanese. It's a whole thing. Chuck: You know, this is why I don't mind the hours. I'm always learning something on the job. It's incredible. Kate: Tell him about General Tso, Bryan. Chuck: Oh, no. He flings this shit at you too? Kate: If the only place you've ever been is Asia, you can't help yourself. Chuck: Tell me about the general, Bryan. Come on. Kate: Well, now you've done it. Bryan: General Tso, he was a statesman in the Qing Dynasty, suppressed a revolution. Chuck: Oh, and now he has the true glory - a fried chicken dish named for him him the world over. Bryan: That was created in America. Maybe after you nail Axe, they'll reciprocate and name a dish after you in China. Chuck: General Chuck's? What would that look like? A burger with the cheese cooked on the inside? You really think I could ever be that richly honored? Bryan: I will make it so. Axe employee: That was a prom night promise. Investigator: And that means? Axe employee: Just the tip. Investigator: I need to see your trades for the past 90 days. Axe employee: Unless you got a Wells notice with my name on it, you're not going to see jack shit. Investigator: Come on, we can pull it all down from the server anyway so you may as well cooperate. Axe employee: Mmm, good point. Lawyer. Investigator: Your boss said you should cooperate. Axe employee: Oh. Lawyer. Investigator: Just answer the question. Axe employee: You answer me one. How much do you make? Dale: At Quantico, they call a case this straightforward- Terri: Noooooobody cares. Dale: Of course not. Why would they? Terri: Rookies always bring up Quantico. Edited January 25, 2016 by ElectricBoogaloo Link to comment
dwmarch April 23, 2016 Share April 23, 2016 The "argument" between Axe and Dollar Bill in 1x10 is solid gold from start to finish but this is my favorite bit: Axe: You've been through a lot. You alright? Bill: It was Hell... BUT I SURVIVED! Axe: When you walk out that door I want you to tell me to GO FUCK MYSELF good and loud! Bill: THEY'RE GONNA HEAR ME IN THE BACK OFFICE! Axe: Come bonus time, I am gonna show you enough love you could start a third family! Bill: TWO'S FUCKIN' PLENTY! Link to comment
dwmarch February 21, 2017 Share February 21, 2017 Wags: You'd better come back with one Traci Lords of an idea. And if you need that fuckin' defined here it is: a barely legal, market dominating brilliant c********* of an idea. (Not sure if Wags said "barely legal" on purpose - Traci Lords only made one adult film for which she was legally of age and all her previous work is completely straight-up illegal. But all that work was made illegal retroactively, after she was found out. So maybe that's what Wags means- do something that will be totally illegal once the relevant authorities figure it out.) Link to comment
dwmarch March 11, 2017 Share March 11, 2017 Krakow: If it was Dollar Bill, I'd take it in a heartbeat... but he's over there with his thumb up his ass. Link to comment
dwmarch June 4, 2018 Share June 4, 2018 Douchebag: You're a real son of a bitch. Chuck: Oh, a lot of people hate me. Tell 'em why they hate me, Carl. Carl: You're a real son of a bitch. 3 Link to comment
dwmarch May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 Axe: You ever get tired of working for a living? Wags: Every damn day. But I've got a nasty addiction called money so I do what I do. Link to comment
dwmarch September 19, 2021 Share September 19, 2021 From 5x10, Wags the Legendary: Does my office look any different, Tuk? The tablecloth? The candlelight? Maybe the beautiful, young inamorata sitting right here? Do any of these signs tell you that now is not a good time? Let's review some basics. I am the goddamn CEO of Axe Bank. I am neither your department head nor the person you come to with your imbecilic questions. I have much, much bigger fish on my metaphorical plate and a fucking cold coq au vin on my actual plate AND NOBODY LIKES COLD COCK, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? He needs to be made a fucking example of! Don't you run from me, you loathsome little prick squirt! Link to comment
hookedontv July 28, 2022 Share July 28, 2022 S3/Ep 10: Axe to investors: Isn't it great they brought Cats back? (right before Ben Kim gets into the elevator) As if Axe gives a shit about Cats on Broadway Link to comment
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