Which Game Of Thrones Character Has Strong Opinions About Your Cooking?

[Primetimer]

Not to mention a custom-made chef jacket?

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[Constantinople]

Sorry to be the proverbial Westerosi wet blanket, but I'm taking the question Which Game Of Thrones Character Has Strong Opinions About Your Cooking? a bit literally, so the answer would be the person who said:

 

"A good kidney pie is all about the ingredients. Flour, lard, water, eggs, milk - easy enough. But the meat? Peacetime or not, getting your hands on a good bottom round steak and calves' kidneys is not easy. I mean, some people settle for plain old beef kidneys. Got no right to cook anything, them. Oh, and the gravy! Don't get me started on the gravy. Very difficult to get right. See, a lot of people give up on the gravy. You cannot give up on the gravy. No gravy, no pie - Simple as that"

 

Hot Pie.

 

 

[that one guy]

The Hound loves what I do with broccoli.

[ElDosEquis]

Bubba from Forrest Gump?

 

Tyene Sand, I could do wonders with that Chick(en)s Breasts.