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Quotes: "I have a degree from Columbia, and now I have to get one from America."


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Jeff: To me,  religion is like Paul Rudd. I see the appeal and I would never take it away from anyone. But I would also never stand in line for it.

 

Shirley: Why do you hate me and Jesus?

Jeff: I don't think my brownie's working.

 

Shirley: Oh look, Britta brought what she believes in. Nothing.

 

Jeff: Nice frame job, Brittadict Arnold.

Troy: Oh! Colonial burn!

 

Britta: Gary is off the table. He is a buzzkill.

Shirley: He grew up in a land without sun!

 

Shirley: My friend Gary is transferring.

Troy: Good, I hope he transfers to hell.

 

Britta: You guys are talking about the same person: he's biracial, his name is David, and he's a human being.

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