AHS Quotes

[sashayshante]

"Purple is for royalty, dear. Not middle management." Myrtle

[farmgal4]

“Can I cut me a witch?” -Madison

[kokapetl]

Oh my God, oh my God poor Shelby, I feel like part of me has died with her!

[ElectraStar]

Coco: "Something dark?"

Michael: "No, true darkness requires a certain depth of character but you're much too shallow for any meaningful negativity."

 

I wish we got to see Coco's reaction to that.

[sashayshante]

"Is that bisque? I freakin' love bisque!" Gallant

[kokapetl]

Leslie Grossman (on the run from the murderous Cult): “oh, can I have a cappuccino?”

Edited November 30, 2018 by kokapetl

[kokapetl]

“Post-mortem excrement is the biggest stain challenge of them all!”

[adamt2028]

On 10/27/2014 at 2:11 PM, TudorQueen said:

"Take your... Sasquatch with you." Where else would you hear that line but this show?

Ha that is so true! 

[Cigale]

Matthew Morrison: “The bike is a fickle mistress, go easy on the throttle or she’ll buck you like a wild stallion...”

Help!  I’m drowning in cheese!