Josh: Banana Hammock Collector

[Whimsy 8.2k]

Here's your Josh topic.  I am open to suggestions for a new thread title.  Too many to set up to be witty and I don't know these people yet.  I haven't watched any live feeds.

From the Utopia Website:

 

Josh Johnston, 36, father
Hometown: Salt Lake City, Utah
“You can’t build a house without a general contractor, and you can’t build Utopia without me,” says Josh the Builder, a self-proclaimed “sexy beast” excited to help other people (into bed) and model his vast collection of “banana hammocks.”

[RedheadZombie 44.8k]

I don't get this guy at all.  I've never seen a man get incredibly drunk and suddenly develop a thick Russian accent.  Then he looks at the black woman and thinks she's the maid? 

[dogfish 250]

Unless he has a problem with alcohol, it seems a little strange that he got soooo wasted considering his age.  I might give a 20 year old a pass on partying so hard that they get sick (Hex), but a 36 year old person should have enough experience with alcohol to know their limit.  I'm all for a good buzz, but I don't ever want to be stumbling around.

[CaptainCurmudgeon 79]

He's from Salt Lake City, Utah, dogfish.  Due to numerous state laws, no one ever gets much experience with alcohol.

Edited September 12, 2014 by CaptainCurmudgeon

[JudyObscure 34.8k]

He's an interrupter. If I made the rules that would be a hanging offence.