Spartan Girl September 27, 2021 Share September 27, 2021 Because we know there are going to be some killer one-liners on this show. Link to comment
Spartan Girl October 13, 2021 Author Share October 13, 2021 Chucky: He got what he deserved. Jake: He wasn’t always like that! Back when I was younger he was really cool. Chucky: I know an asshole when I see one. Jake: After my mom died, he just couldn’t deal... Chucky: Oh. I thought we were taking about the cat. (I’m pissed about the cat, but that line was pretty funny) 2 Link to comment
Spartan Girl October 20, 2021 Author Share October 20, 2021 Caroline: Mommy says real killing is bad. Chucky: Yeah well, Mommy’s full of shit. Caroline: Mommy says it’s not nice to swear. Chucky: Mommy is movin’ up my list pretty fuckin’ quick… 1 Link to comment
Izzy85 October 22, 2021 Share October 22, 2021 Jake: What the fuck did you do? Chucky: I didn't do it. Jake: What? Chucky: Swear...to God, I didn't kill her. (Chucky's nonchalance made me laugh, he didn't even look up, lol) 1 1 Link to comment
Spartan Girl October 27, 2021 Author Share October 27, 2021 (edited) "I helped." Not funny, but creepy as hell, and perfectly so! Also this bit: Lexy: I thought you were watching Westworld. Caroline: Chucky says life’s too short. He wants to watch the news. 😂😂😂😂😂 Edited October 28, 2021 by Spartan Girl Link to comment
Spartan Girl October 29, 2021 Author Share October 29, 2021 For those that were curious, here was the uncensored version of what Chucky said to Lexy On one hand, that was vile, even for Chucky. On the other hand...where's the lie? 1 Link to comment
Sarahsmile416 November 5, 2021 Share November 5, 2021 (edited) Chucky: (after his brutal murder of the detective) God, I love hospitals Edited November 5, 2021 by Sarahsmile416 1 Link to comment
Spartan Girl November 10, 2021 Author Share November 10, 2021 The whole fight between Chucky and Tiffany: Chucky: Jesus Christ, you're always hungry! I'd say you were turning into your mother, but that would be an improvement! Tiffany: You know my mother always told me "Never let a man cockblock you from what really makes you happy" and EATING MAKES ME HAPPY! Chucky: Go get fat then! Tiffany: MAYBE I WILL! And then this little gem: Tiffany: CHUCKY! My stomach is growling like a lion and this lion needs to eat!!! 1 Link to comment
Spartan Girl November 18, 2021 Author Share November 18, 2021 (edited) Chucky (trying to get Lexy to kill Jake): Everybody's gotta go sometime. I myself have died several times, it's no big deal! Funny how he can be so blase about it after he's been been shot, burned alive, blown up, amputated, etc... Edited November 18, 2021 by Spartan Girl Link to comment
paulvdb November 24, 2021 Share November 24, 2021 Lexy: "Did Chucky murder the wi-fi too?" 1 Link to comment
Spartan Girl November 24, 2021 Author Share November 24, 2021 Jake: Why is Chucky murdering our parents? And why does he keep rubbing it in our faces? Lexy: Because he’s a dick. 1 Link to comment
Spartan Girl November 26, 2021 Author Share November 26, 2021 On 10/22/2021 at 12:50 AM, Izzy85 said: Jake: What the fuck did you do? Chucky: I didn't do it. Jake: What? Chucky: Swear...to God, I didn't kill her. (Chucky's nonchalance made me laugh, he didn't even look up, lol) I got a similar energy from: Junior: He kissed some woman at the wake. At my mom’s wake! Chucky: Whaaaaat? That’s so disrespectful! His “outrage” was so fake it was hilarious. He’s not even that good of a liar lol. 1 Link to comment
Spartan Girl December 2, 2021 Author Share December 2, 2021 Junior: Why didn't you kill (Andy)? Chucky: He had a gun. I hate guns. They're like my Achilles heel. Along with axes, fire, and those big industrial-sized fans. *shudders* Tiffany: I'm done with you, Chucky! I'm done with your petty shit and your massive ego and your tiny fucking dick! 1 Link to comment
Spartan Girl October 6, 2022 Author Share October 6, 2022 Chucky: I hang out with my murder victims more than you assholes see each other! 1 1 Link to comment
Spartan Girl October 27, 2022 Author Share October 27, 2022 (edited) Tiffany: Can’t we work this out, Chucky? Nica!Chucky: The only thing left to work out is whether I shoot you in the head or in the heart. Tiffany: You already broke my heart. Nica!Chucky: Okay, the head it is! *cackles* Edited October 27, 2022 by Spartan Girl Link to comment
Spartan Girl November 3, 2022 Author Share November 3, 2022 “My name is Tiffany Valentine, and I’M YOUR GODDAMN MOTHER!” Jennifer Tilly camping it up to perfection. Link to comment
Spartan Girl November 10, 2022 Author Share November 10, 2022 Lexy to Dr. Mixer: How does it feel to be a red-headed doll’s little bitch? 1 Link to comment
Spartan Girl October 19, 2023 Author Share October 19, 2023 (edited) Some good ones last night: Chucky: Gotta say, doc, you're not what I was expecting. Doctor: I'll remember my chickens and goats next time. Chucky: How old do I look? Caroline: I don't know, three? (Chucky gasps dramatically) Caroline: Two! Nica: She kidnapped me, dismembered me and held me hostage for over a year during which time I witnessed her murder nine people, and she forced me to watch Liar Liar and over again on a loop! (Cue court gasping in horror 😂😂😂😂) Chucky: The most evil houses are always Dutch colonials. Think about it. "Amityville," "Elm Street," "Twin Peaks." What the fսck is up with the Dutch? Must be all the weed. Edited October 19, 2023 by Spartan Girl 1 Link to comment
Spartan Girl October 26, 2023 Author Share October 26, 2023 Chucky: I’M FUCKING DYING!!! The way Brad Dourif wailed that line was just priceless. 2 Link to comment
Spartan Girl April 18 Author Share April 18 Chucky when Jake tries to get him with the pizza cutter: Take another step, Little Caesar, and I’ll blow that haircut right off your stupid head. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Link to comment
Spartan Girl May 2 Author Share May 2 (edited) Serious gold in last night’s finale: Chucky!Jake: My name is Jake Wheeler. And this handsome young man is the light of my life, Devon Evans. We're homosexuals. Chucky: Don't get any ideas, pops. I'm sixty-five fucking years old. I don't need a father figure. I'm the boss of me! Caroline (watching Chucky and Tiffany make out in the back seat): I'm too young for this shit. Chucky: God bless every single one of you. Except Devon. Edited May 2 by Spartan Girl Link to comment
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