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It was an awkward way to get Yuri out of the Q kitchen so the wimmen could talk about BLQ's baby, which must remain a secret, but let's talk about it loudly and often. A better idea would have been, Gio is boxed in on the driveway, and needs Yuri to move a car.

To keep her safe. It's easier to slink back into town alone than drag along a teenager. I don't know how much safer she would be, seeing as though the assassins followed the two dimwits to the house in Buenos Aires. It wouldn't take much for the WSB to track Anna. I assume she'd need to use her passport at some point of the trip.

If Valentin was coming to Port Charles anyway, why didn't he just bring Charlotte back himself? Other than Jason and Anna needing screen time. Is that tiny birthday cake supposed to feed that many people? Kristina to Isaiah: As well as being summoned to Sonny's to provide (free?) medical care, can you drive Rocco home? Like you're an UBER driver, or something? And Isaiah, how is he supposed to know if Sonny is doing better, using just a stethoscope? Isaiah isn't a cardiologist. He didn't even have one of those portable EKG thingies from Amazon.

Maybe its the mangled French-ish, Papa?

...unless he wanted to get into his pants. It's like Sam's ever-expanding apartment -- the one that always had an extra bedroom, no matter how many kids and adults lived there.

Am I supposed to feel sorry for Kristina, who could have asked before she bought ballet tickets? And if Ava is broke, how can she afford these "exclusive" ballet tickets? And is everyone buying their clothes from leftover New Year's party sales? Gold lamé in March? Sparkly black fabric? My dad walked by, saw Chase and Dante in the sauna and asked if it was ratings week.

oops, wrong board.

Carly's house is now in Buenos Aires. Emma could have a little respect for Tracy, calling her an old lady. (My mom recently had a similar experience, with a kid running at her in a store, and the parent saying, "Watch out for the old lady!". )

And they can see a specialist at any time, even at night.

Jason or Sasha kill Drew, then marry to avoid testifying against each other. Micheal returns to Jason's name on the birth certificate.

Portia, Curtis, Carly, Ned/Tracy, Sidwell? Hmmm, who else hates Drew? And now I see I forgot Nina. And Jason. Maybe Sasha? Kind of a lousy thing to do to CM, being unemployed right after losing his house.

Do they deliberately run Doctor Odyssey promos during GH so that GH doesn't look so stupid?

And one more thing. (Summer camp, again.) Did anyone bring their truck? Other than Cody.

Why is Anna dressed like Mary Poppins? The draggy black dress. At least Mary accessorized with a colorful scarf.

I thought summer camp didn't mean the entire summer, but a few weeks? She'd have to get pregnant, miss a period, then find a pregnancy test. How long was your summer camp?

Except when I'm supposed to be at a meeting, I'm yammering at Charlie's. btw, if you're going to rebrand, why keep the Charlie's name?

Is Sonny going to keep the decorator cowbells? (Is cowbells one word or two?)🫤

No. I want them to drive off a cliff together. And take half the characters with them. Natalia, Brennan, Kristina, Drew, for starters. Maybe they could rent a bus?

Then we have Cyrus, who is missing, yet everyone (other than Joss, Brennan and bad accent French lady who *know*) believes he's dead. He's dead, why? Because his cabin is clean? Because someone left Jason's hairbrush there?

They put him through the wood chipper as compost for Oscar's Meadow. GH Wiki I only recall the throwing of seeds. I don't remember them dumping ashes, which I would think would be illegal in a public park, but I supposed people do it anyway. (Didn't they dump Gregory in the park, near his bench?)

Willow has become Sabrina. Dead baby, check, slept with Michael, check, cheated on Michael with baddie, check.

I'm sure Spinelli can find traffic cam footage of Jason outside Drew's house. Case closed. If only Willow could convince Drew to tell the truth, freeing Jason, allowing him to return home to Danny, and maybe Sasha and Jason could have a little crisis of conscience about hiding the paternity of Sasha's baby in order to keep Willow away from her children.

I agree with keeping sexcapades away, but is Carly supposed to remain celibate? I don't see the Drew relationship any different than the one with Brennan. Other than they're both weasels.

Didn't Carly have sleepovers with Drew? Why is she afraid that Brennan's presence will warp poor little Donna's mind?

TJ bumped to recurring. https://soaps.sheknows.com/general-hospital/comings-and-goings/771207/is-tj-still-on-tajh-bellow/