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Where are Carly's guards -- that Jason can enter the house without being seen, and Jagger and Anna can show up unannounced? Carly's guards:

I thought that about Ace on the baby monitor the other day. WTH? Didn't sound like a one year old. I've also lost track of feverish Ace. Laura's focus is hanging around GH, waiting for Dante news, then rushing to the Q's to comfort Rocco. At least Laura has it better than poor Pilar, who is stuck with Carly's kid, who is "sleeping over". As if the nanny doesn't have enough to do during daylight hours.

Yes, but he founded the General Hospital Stone Cates AIDS wing. And he donates to the Church.

All those months that Maxie cried over Bailey Lu, and Brook Lynn cried over giving her back, then she is never seen again.

The boy kids need name tags, so I know who they are. "Hi, my name is...". Sadly, the only kid I can pick out on this show is Violet, and sometimes Avery.

Well, he doesn't own a dog.

Well, Nina could have been a lot less manic about it. And an appointment would have helped, rather than just barging in with the guy, after hours?, no less. Oh Olivia, please stop apologizing for truth-telling. There's no takesies-backsies on shooting someone.

Actually, the response to, "Dante got shot." should be, "Again?".

Geez, Heather, didn't the guard have a gun? Why not use that on Cyrus instead of your little saw? What's next, cheese grater at Bobbie's?

"Jason" still looks constipated.

Ava didn't seem all that shocked or upset when she heard about Olivia Jerome's murder. Ava was sent the gun and the notes after Austin's murder, and seemed genuinely upset, but then it prompted Sonny to bring Ava closer to him, staying at his penthouse, going to the island. So she gets rid of Austin, who betrayed her, and gains Sonny's trust. Win, win.

Confused as to why Blaze hasn't clarified whether, career-wise, she is out. I would think she would want to discuss it with her manager before telling teenagers, who are probably on social media.

Pin the tail on the donkey? That was lame when I was a kid. Back when dinosaurs roamed the earth. Maxie needs to invest in mothballs.

JE wins best dressed. Beautiful color on her.

So is Joss pregnant yet?

He's roaming around, like he's God's gift, so Swagger?

But they're practically twins!

There was that whole thing with Mason, and that Austin was patching up mob criminals. But then she lied to him and used him to cover for Bailey Lu. I doubt she would have pursued a relationship with him, had it not been for keeping the secret.

I don't know who this Eva actress is, but why does casting feel the need to hire women who are a foot taller than their daughters? Yeah, only one is wearing heels, but still.

Am I supposed to believe that Sam rode a motorcycle in those heels?

Carly found out how much work editing a magazine was, and needed an excuse to quit.

Dude sounds congested. I think he has a cold. Karaoke was painful. You're supposed to sing something fun, Spin. Otherwise, it's a good thing Charlie's is at ground level because people would be jumping out the windows to get away. Previews: Not the embryo, again. I was hoping it would be born for May Sweeps. Then everyone can ignore its existence, like when was the last time Bailey Lu was on screen?

My eyes are still burning from this:

So Nina is going to use her new post as a weapon?

Well, Valentin just shrugged off that time that Charlotte put a snake in Ava's purse, so maybe actual consequences are what this kid needs.