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Looks that way. But we already know Kristina (who seems to be hearing impaired not to hear the shouting from the living room) is at the house and can swoop in and rescue Sonny from the evil Ava.

Hey Lizzy, You might want to dial back the righteous indignation. I seem to recall you being a member of a group of medical professionals who stole a kidney. Then there was the time you helped hide a body* in a freezer. *still counts if she believed he was dead.

IDK, maybe if he stopped crying all the damn time.

Didn't she come from work? Why the big show of getting the gun out of a lock box in the trunk? Isn't it a little late to show up on the docks, then get out a gun? I thought Dante ran out of GH to track down Valentin. Why does he go and hang out at the station, other than to run into Chase (for an awkward conversation on Chase's part)? Does Dante think Valentin will be in the squad room?

Has Lulu received her first paycheck from Deception? Not enough to buy a house. I'm surprised she's not kicking Maxie out of her rental, since comaLulu! didn't agree to it. "Thanks for looking after my house, Maxie, but imma need that back." I was thinking about Portia. And much as I'd like to see the karma fairy visit her, she is up against Drew, who is equally vile. Portia should go through Willow's GH records and discover something she can hold over Willow's head. Like maybe that time Willow stole drugs to heal the local hitman.

Well, I co-sign the Lois part, but Dante? Didn't know Gio existed. And BLQ did what she thought was best for herself and her baby. Gio loved the mom who raised him. BLQ could have chosen not to have the baby.

She said she gave birth in San Francisco. So Lois trucked the newborn back to family friend in Bensonhurst?

Haven't seen it yet, so I'm not sure if this is sarcasm. Probably. Anyway, Chase will probably be upset for about a minute, like he was when Finn was possibly his dad, when Willow cheated on him, and when Gregory died.

Well, I'd say it's easier to secure an apartment, but that was before the firebombing.

Sonny's guards are where? Is living in that fishbowl of a house safe? There's an old Columbo episode (Murder of a Rock Star) where Columbo finds a champagne cork in the kitchen and finds it unusual for champagne to be opened without both parties present -- it's the popping of the cork that's part of the romantic experience. Then there's GH, with Carly opening and guzzling poisoned champagne alone. At least she managed to get poisoned when Isaiah and Willow, GH's only employees, were working.

Why doesn't BLQ want to know the reason her business is all over Martin's briefcase?

It was an awkward way to get Yuri out of the Q kitchen so the wimmen could talk about BLQ's baby, which must remain a secret, but let's talk about it loudly and often. A better idea would have been, Gio is boxed in on the driveway, and needs Yuri to move a car.

To keep her safe. It's easier to slink back into town alone than drag along a teenager. I don't know how much safer she would be, seeing as though the assassins followed the two dimwits to the house in Buenos Aires. It wouldn't take much for the WSB to track Anna. I assume she'd need to use her passport at some point of the trip.

If Valentin was coming to Port Charles anyway, why didn't he just bring Charlotte back himself? Other than Jason and Anna needing screen time. Is that tiny birthday cake supposed to feed that many people? Kristina to Isaiah: As well as being summoned to Sonny's to provide (free?) medical care, can you drive Rocco home? Like you're an UBER driver, or something? And Isaiah, how is he supposed to know if Sonny is doing better, using just a stethoscope? Isaiah isn't a cardiologist. He didn't even have one of those portable EKG thingies from Amazon.

Maybe its the mangled French-ish, Papa?

...unless he wanted to get into his pants. It's like Sam's ever-expanding apartment -- the one that always had an extra bedroom, no matter how many kids and adults lived there.

Am I supposed to feel sorry for Kristina, who could have asked before she bought ballet tickets? And if Ava is broke, how can she afford these "exclusive" ballet tickets? And is everyone buying their clothes from leftover New Year's party sales? Gold lamé in March? Sparkly black fabric? My dad walked by, saw Chase and Dante in the sauna and asked if it was ratings week.

oops, wrong board.

Carly's house is now in Buenos Aires. Emma could have a little respect for Tracy, calling her an old lady. (My mom recently had a similar experience, with a kid running at her in a store, and the parent saying, "Watch out for the old lady!". )

And they can see a specialist at any time, even at night.

Jason or Sasha kill Drew, then marry to avoid testifying against each other. Micheal returns to Jason's name on the birth certificate.

Portia, Curtis, Carly, Ned/Tracy, Sidwell? Hmmm, who else hates Drew? And now I see I forgot Nina. And Jason. Maybe Sasha? Kind of a lousy thing to do to CM, being unemployed right after losing his house.

Do they deliberately run Doctor Odyssey promos during GH so that GH doesn't look so stupid?

And one more thing. (Summer camp, again.) Did anyone bring their truck? Other than Cody.

Why is Anna dressed like Mary Poppins? The draggy black dress. At least Mary accessorized with a colorful scarf.