[My Sister Wife's Closet and Other Brown Family Business Ventures]

pendant with the creepy hands

 

 

heh.  We should pepper the MSWC Facebook page with 'when will the creepy-hands pendant be back in stock?' 

 

I really need to start a business.  It's clearly not difficult....come up with an name, or just borrow someone else's and tweak it.  Throw together a website

 

 

This.  I REALLY believe this is actually how they think.  That they can just sit down and come up with a business.  No research, no interviewing current business owners, no canvassing, things you would do WEEK 1, not even getting into what happens Week 2.  I have never even thought about seriously starting a business, but if I did, I know you can't just sit down and 'think' your way through it. 

 

Look, I've been there.  I was a warlord and had to change all of my operating procedures in order to become a warrior princess.  But it took RESEARCH, PLANNING, and HARD WORK to get there.  It didn't happen overnight people.  But the Brown's are allergic to all three of those things.  The fall will be spectacular.

[S02.E13: We Have Manners. We're Polite.]

"Run nuns, run!"

 

I could not stop laughing.  And singing to the nuns to make them go away!  I'm loving the extra time with the guards this season.

[S05.E03: The Big Decision]

So Robin's comment something to the effect of, if this cash infusion doesn't work, 'our financial situation will be dire' or whatever the hell it was she said - I just want to scream.  Sweetie, your financial situation is dire because you live beyond your means and your baby daddy doesn't work and there is no real income other than the show and not one of the adults in this mess (including Janelle who for some reason people think is a financial genius because she held down a job and used her retirement savings in a meaningless, pointless way) is able to come to grips with the fact that they need a JOB, not a hobby, and you bought 4 ugly too-big stoopid houses, and you have to have new cars instead of the beaters that the wives (not Kody) used to drive, and you have saved not one red cent of all that TLC money, it is GONE and there is nothing left but the tears under Meri's wet bar to show for it.

 

I sincerely hope that the Kody Brown Family financial plan (it is spelled B-A-N-K-R-U-P-T-C-Y) has changed enough since the last one this grifter family filed that they will be in for a rude awakening.  Isn't it 10 years now instead of 7?  That alone should cause them some sense of panic.  Gah, I can't stand the adults - I feel so bad for the kids.  Especially the younger ones.

 

edited because the Browns are grifters, not grafters.  Grafters are tools used by gardeners (people who work), therefore the Browns would not recognize this word.

[Snark Should Be Multiplied, Not Divided: General Show Discussion]

In real time (not show time) - how long ago did they buy the houses?  My question really is - how long do we have to wait before they have to move back to Utah?  :)