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Poor Phoebe! At one point she made a comment about the 70's and Duff pointed at her and she took a deep breath and pressed her hand to her heart like she couldn't believe it. The only kids that stood out to me were Phoebe and the other girl that was in the bottom two for very seriously saying "I don't know how anyone went out of the house looking like that," when talking about 70's fashion.

Madison was the star of the Halloween episode. Naming the spiders Bob and Francine and then hoping that she remembered their names. By the end of the episode they were Bob and Francesca. And her "the cake is so baaaad!" and "oh, maybe I forgot that too." Way to keep your head up, kid.

Because Twitter is constantly messing with my timeline and doesn't always let me see tweets as they're posted I didn't know about Carl's death until yesterday. I saw a Yahoo news story about how Guy dedicated Wednesday's episode to him and when I got home from work I watched it right away. It was a lovely tribute and you could really feel home much Carl had filming it. Everyone joking around about how much Chef Zach looked like Carl and then the zoom in on Carl's serious face watch Zach work as they went to commercial break along with the ominous music that played over it. Hilarious. As was Carl's "Hate it!" as he took his first bite of Zach's food. Carl always made me laugh on his show and as soon as I saw him as a judge or a contestant I knew it was gonna be a fun episode.

"JonBenét? Yeah I think the brother did it." That and Brian Tyree Henry's reaction to it got the biggest laughs out of me.

I love that the Florida costume in the first story was a remake of Lisa’s.

I was young when King of Queens came out and so I feel like I grew up with Leah Remini so I'm always going to have a soft spot for her but I thought that was a great interview. I find the whole Scientology thing fascinating so I can't wait to watch her documentary.

I know, right???

I was hoping it was Little King Trashmouth stealing the pumpkins but seeing Mr. Fischoeder zoom by in his cart and Bob's "Oh my god" was satisfying.

She did seem pretty quick to jump right to Native American spirits. I don't know if the stories are always true (I like to think that they are because I completely believe in ghosts) but the reenactments always freak me out and make me jump. I'm glad the dogs were okay and they kept them in the house afterwards. Didn't last season have a story with Native American spirits? The one where the Christmas tree was turned completely upside down? I thought that one was a lot better. Last nights episode was pretty good if only because I'm wicked shallow and the actors playing Yates and Brown were very hot. I would have liked to have known more about the history of the prison and theories about who the dude haunting it was and why. Was the woman in the nightgown in the bedroom supposed to be Sylvia Thomas? I actually googled her and her husbands name to see if they were making them up or changed their names and they didn't. Overall I thought it was a little sloppy. I'm longing for another amazing episode like my all time fav Fox Hollow Farm.

I thought last nights episode was pretty solid. The older daughter had great hair! Yay for original recordings. I didn't hear Stephen, I thought it was too scratchy, but "Richard" and "Yes, she better run" were really clear and made me shiver. And the dog made it to the end!

While I buy that The Devil could be a guy in an internet gaming chat room (or really any guy leaving douchey comments on a youtube video) I don't buy that you can print out a contract with him on your home computer. He's at least got to mail it to you. But this was a really good example of why you shouldn't open any links from someone you don't know or that look fishy. It's all fun and games until your soul gets sold. All in all I thought this episode was a mess but the guy that played Eric was cute enough to keep my attention. He kind of had a Chris Messina vibe to him.

I thought last nights episode was a lot better than last weeks. When she was sitting at her computer and the woman was slowly inching her way closer behind her....I couldn't even look. I watched out of the corner of my eye and I was watching it this morning in the daylight. I wouldn't have slept at all if I watched it live. Also the very end where she was hanging and the rope snapped then she climbed up the bed.....nope nope nope. I would have called the cops at the first sign of trouble especially if they knew that there had been squatters in the past. I also would have been on the phone to the brother instead of the father a lot more often. The brother was 5 minutes away! Call him! Obviously the salt ring did something so they should have stayed in the living room. If it ain't broke, don't fix it!

If Ricky just gets high on election day and doesn't vote he should take his ass off this show. You can't make fun of it or talk about it if you don't contribute to it.

Nick figuring out that the shoulder less Dutch boy outside Dave was referring to was actually Jess was funny. "The one where I'm in a muffin test kitchen and Hilary Clinton tells me my muffins suck." Is the most Jessica Day dream. "Oh god am I unhappy. I'm casting cats." - What commercial/things has that guy been in because I feel like I've seen him everywhere but I can't put my finger on it. Sam's two dads was a nice touch.

I'm with Jeff about the mayo thing. Just thinking about licking it off a spoon makes me gag.