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I am hydrating with a honey mask
and still the oxymoron of moisturizing is deeper than Emily’s world salad of a segment.
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I am here. I am tipsy. Slithering. On an off step two step.
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Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:
If we do, you might get a cameo on LDL! Tai is not above filming with a dead body.
Goals.
Jessica is 14 years old. Permanently.
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1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:
now for the soft core pron portion of the broadcast
Rent A Center just lost an end table.
DEAD. Send me to Tai’s for a cremation.
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This girl Chelsea. I have no words.
Justine you buying that boy makes all that money from sneakers? Poor men in prison spending money they could use on their commissary on supporting your man’s sneaker company? Is he the real reason Kayne blew his sneaker and career up? He was scared of the competition?
I think those “sneakers” come with party favors.-
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6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:
They won't let her in with those nails.
Her tacky tude and her bangs give me a panic attack. Tai throwing her OWN SHITE around to piss off Hottie gives me a panic attack.
I trust Smoke before I trust Emily or Jessica in the care of a fake plant.-
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15 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:
RIGHT?? "I have an 11 bedroom house and I'm going to add 12 more bedrooms for young women who've just gotten out of jail, where they'll raise the children I'm going to impregnate them with. Oh, no, they'll be totally free to come and go as they please, you know, as long as they have written permission from me and sign over the rights to all these children I'm going to be fathering, no its really a humanitarian project, young women, between the ages of 21 and 26, fresh out of prison with no job skills or any kind of idea on how to function in society. Altruistic, me".
Douchebag. He is a C-R-E-E-P.
I hate him. He’s a grade a teat turd.
stupid Jessica’s friend is so pretty and wise. How patient she was with Jessica’s delusional, attention starved attention wh$re ass was quite impressive.
She has a point about nurses, the care complex and savior issues with partners. My sis fits that bill to a tee but she is nowhere near as deranged as Jessica. Not even sleepwalking in a mask.-
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I am here sipping water because I overserved myself last night. I am on this episode like Smoke’s tight sweats.
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2 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:
Mark is CRAY-ZEE with a capital CRAY. He wants to slip the gloriously if awkwardly named Sincer-A a vial of his, um. "product" so she can impregnate herself? Does he think "pleading her belly" is still a thing? He's a sperm donor? He calls the unfortunate children who resulted from his generosity his "sons"?? His preening and purring over his prowess as a creator of male children was just weird.
And, um, Mark? If you really had the bags of money you claim to, those "influencer model types" would be beating down your door. You're not fooling anyone.
This guy reeks of incel serial killer vibes. The views on trans women- his voice was dripping with perversion. I agree his ass is broke but I also think he gives the Heebie jeebies to anyone with a pulse. Did u see how fast sincere got off the phone with him?
On a non snark level, I volunteered with a prison reform nonprofit and I remember one of participants said how in all her years she never felt safer than she did in prison. With Murderers and all. She said she had been so abused and mistreated by men in her life, she hasn’t had a sound sleep til she was in prison.
that stayed with me.
she didn’t have to tell me the world is not a safe place for women.
This douche shows that. He’s gross.-
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Bye loves. This has been fun. Now off to carvana to get my prison bae a new ride.
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Just now, Ladystardust said:
I don't have kids, but I really don't get these women who who are so overbearing of their adult sons. Lady, he's a grown ass man. You cannot force him to live in your house for the next two years or enforce who he can date or if he gets put back into prison or not. I understand her not wanting that for him, but being overbearing is not going to do ANYTHING.
It’s ridiculous. And it shows more about her parenting and his issues than she is willing to admit.
Also if she’s so street wise? Why doesn’t she know Michael Meyers in a Real Parolewives costume is in her house?-
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1 minute ago, kacesq said:
Just how many black tee shirts are hanging in that closet?
As many inmates are on taij’s vision board.
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Just now, OoogleEyes said:
You have to keep a little mystery in the relationship
No one told him to come in here when I was watching “my junk tv”.
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2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:
SHE TOOK A SELFIE ON HIS BED???
Holy shit, I am going to lose my fucking mind.
I cringed so hard my bones creaked.
I tell my step child, my clumsy, always wear heels ass is going to break a hip after a fall but it might be from watching Louie’s stalker.-
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Emily. U going to play those long game checkers right into the Hudson River cemetery.
That’s a lot of kids Justine. And gurl, Teresa Guidace was on a tv show with a lot better lawyers accepting “sketchy cash and gifts”, allegedly and well maybe you should google her.
I am scared for that jersey boy’s prison bae. She got the dead eye lifetime movie villain glare down. However I see his mama. She threw that yoga teacher tidbit on purpose. Hide the knives lady tho.
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3 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:
The things that run through our minds as avid watchers of this dumpster fire! Thank goodness we all "get" each other here in the forum!
Y’all (and my two evil spawn) are the only ones I can make this commentary with. But even my spawn will not watch this with me. They saw how my hubs was not the same after he walked in on Stan and Lisa, the prostate massage scene, he googled it and well the man has never seen me the same.
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2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:
the question is when you got home was the stove clean?
DECEASED. Again. Coming back from my reverse Nicole, Jr. funeral after last week.
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Just now, Pepper Mostly said:
Apropos of nothing, today my husband took a wild notion to take us all out to lunch-me, our houseguest, my brother and my mother. We went to one of those family style Italian places that gives you massive platters of food. Shrimp Alfredo was on the menu. I almost ordered it but I couldn't be sure it would live up to the classic strip club recipe.
Only if it came with a lap dance from ol brawnski.
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She has a lot to lose sir. The only positive Sincere has in dating your Creepy ass is if she survived you trying to make her into a human lamp shade (you serial killer in training or in action) is she would get to tell her tale to the fabulous Keith Morrison on dateline.
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This Vegas fool is CREEPY. Creepier than Chaz. It’s not Halloween anymore we tv. I don’t need the chills.
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Girl u passed non traditional at hello. J/s
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Jersey chick. Did u just ask this man’s mama to take a selfie on his bed? GURL. Where do u work? I need to avoid it.
I was so rooting for Smoke to drop kick Emily in the Hudson.-
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I expected Emily and Smoke to engage in a duel sword fight for the love of Dario (?)
That child isn’t in her boxer drawers and her bra outside crying?
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I am here! Shimmying in with my face tats, David Bridal Colab with my local sex toy shop jumpsuit. White of course because I am a high value woman y’all. I learned that at Smoke’s Mlm seminar I attended at my dive bar. I see the looks you giving me. It was professional. It was at 12 pm.
Also sipping Prosecco rose in a red sipping cup. I commit Loves. Commit.-
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