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lamujerdecente

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  1. 31 minutes ago, kacesq said:

    I thought that purple outfit Monique was wearing were pajamas…guess not.

    My evil friend was watching the 90 day tell on and mentioned imagining big ed nakes. All week I been eating clean and good. A bish buried that image in some McDonald’s fries because the trauma. 

    20 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

    "I've been traveling all day". Yes, that grueling trip from NYC to New Jersey. He must be exhausted, the poor dear.

    Gabby looks ridiculous in that stupid hat. 

    Lady let’s be real u among your folks. When doesn’t gabby look ridiculous?

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  2. Ugh. I don’t like skylar and her mom. I don’t like braggers. Bish. Multi million dollar sub division in zainsville is quite the difference than New York City and other big cities. Them kohl’s clothes ain’t the flex u think it is. I feel for Nathan and how they made him feel. Ugh. I hate feeling bad for these fools on this show. I watch for the twits. 

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  3. I got a new job and haven’t been able to sign on here for my Friday night treats from the commissary. But a bish got off early today and here sipping my white tequila I made from fermented sprite and green apple slices. It taste like the best tequila Evah. I missed ya bunkies. Like just smug misses a boob sling. 
    mike is hot (small voice)

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  4. On 12/14/2022 at 5:44 PM, Cementhead said:

    When one of the goofballs told Angela she looked good of course instead of saying "thank you," she said "I know."

    Also, I hate myself for laughing every time she said the word goofballs.  It's just so ridiculous and weirdly nostalgic now since she's been on here for what feels like a million years at this point and oh look, it's the goofballs again!

    And the goofball was being generous because she is still an ugly old leather beef jerky twat- INSIDE and OUT. I hate this woman. She’s not even fun to watch and if Michael shows up on Dateline telling Keith Morrison Angela turned up missing - I will believe she disappeared in thin air leaving the cigs, her purse and her terrible unflattering wardrobe behind. The cops will too. Society will be better for it. Get on that plan Michael. 
    At dinner last night some of us got drunk and admitted we watch this feel good in a Cheetos junk food way trash tv and everyone HATES ED. He’s a human troll and that’s being generous. In a perfect fair world he and Ang would be married - living on a deserted island away from the rest of us. The Libby klan are just fast forward. 
    I am over Kimberlee and Usman. That poor cute baby doesn’t need to be adopted by these two train wrecks. Leave him with his parents. Go adopt a fake plant and call it a day. 

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  5. 6 hours ago, Polliwollidoodle said:

    True all that- but I find him hard to watch, mostly because after all this time, I feel that I should have a better idea of his story ( as in "what's his story??" ).

    His looks, because they are with effort, are super puzzling to me.

    Anyone see grinch?

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    Tim is as big of a famewhore but somehow he manages to be bearable. Maybe it’s that he’s halfway witty and I am pretty sure he reads at a ninth grade level unlike the majority of the cast whom I question if they can read Dr. Seus in any language. 

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  6. First time poster on this forum (I think, old age and weed have taken memory from me). Jen Shah is a horrible human being. I don’t know how she has not gotten an ass whooping every day of her existence because she is a a BULLY to the 1000 power. I may have calmed down some in my elder years but if that puta had dropped champs on my FRESH blow out she would be pulling that glass from her tush as I would have shoved that glass down her pie hole. 
    Then to throw my $1200 shoes in the ocean? Gurl would be screeching at the sharks to find my shoes or she wouldn’t be going to prison in one piece. 
     

    I despise this creature. I hope she gets the max and I am sorry it isn’t in a third world prison because no one deserves it more. 
     

    Heather is a try hard and a doormat who isn’t as funny as she thinks she is. Whitney needs to just take her ass down to the strip joint and call it a day. I don’t need to see her non existent tush twerking and clogging up my tv while I watch Lisa’s  hair patting and cute wardrobe. Is Meredith on tranquilizers? She needs to give Jen some. 

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  7. Larsa’s ass is almost as big of an asshole as she is. It saddens me that she and Adriana- both beautiful women chose to do the Real housewives of the wax museum look to their faces and bods. Sigh. 
    I can see how Lisa is annoying to be married to but Lennie you chose that shallow life when you married a trophy wife not an equal. No sympathy here and there are children who will see how shitty their daddy is being. 
    Julia is a pretty woman but she is so co dependent on her kids. That isn’t healthy my love. Kiki and Guerdy are eye candy so far. Nicole’s mommie makes me miss my Boricua family.  Her son is adorable but her hubs to be gives me the heebie jeebies. 
    I like Frankie -he’s got a certain charm  but Peter can stay gone. He’s sn example that beauty is not skin deep. 

    I live for Marysol’s shade and drunken muppet antics on her talking heads. 
    Glad this show is back tho. These chicks are in on the joke and it makes it fun to watch. 
     

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  8. I been off the 90 day train for a bit. It became boring and I have had my share of Florida trash cans so the Libby and co Klan was the last straw. I caught the tell all and let me just say, Natalie is insane. The woman is Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction without Glenn’s incredible charisma. Over her. 
    Trish and Debbie are mother in laws from the depths of hell. Colt is a useless pile of sludge but Debbie raised that sludge. Own it girl. 
     

    Tanya - YAWN. Tiffany - she’s beautiful but another one who is a shitty parent. Girl bye. 
     

    Veronica is a pretty woman but that dress did her not one single favor. Jamal is hot but as he stays on this show, I begin to see that he is indeed Kimberleee’s son. 
     
    And the worst person on this franchise, ol Jesse manages to be on for two minutes and out douches everyone including Coltee. Never change Jesse. 
     

    Also what was up with Jennifer’s eyebrows or make up? Was she trying to do the Kim K.- Jeffrey Starr look? It was an epic fail. Like her and Jesse. 
     

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  9. I missed the live chat because I had to work off my restitution at a job. 
    Justine clearly bought out all the cat suits in the American apparel good bye sale but when she got them she was several sizes smaller. Holy camel toe lady. She is trying really hard to be Mike’s Bey Bonnie to Mike’s JayZ Clyde but sir and ma’am? Y’all ain’t no Bey and Jay. Not even the zombie version at the cemetery my fave mortician, the Tai was lounging at. 
    Sigh. 
    Chelsea and Jessica are terrible parents. Their poor beautiful children. I always say it’s hard for me to believe in God when I see who gets to procreate. Jessica and Chelsea shouldn’t be in charge of a chia pet. 
    Mark. Ugh. He’s the very definition of incel. On steroids. 
    Melissa take that mail carrier money and good union health insurance to therapy. Toothless Louie and his confederate flag carrying mama ain’t worth this.
    I am glad the smug Emily was off my screen but I missed Smoke.  

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